Scrolller.com finally became a proper scroller! Now you can finally ditch TikTok and those softcore thirst traps and focus on the real filth. Basically, Scrolller went and built the thing your thumb has been training for since you were a teenager, and they stuck it at scrolller.com/lp/post. Now, you have one clip taking up the entire screen, either vertical or standard aspect ratio, controlled by scrolling your mouse wheel or dragging your thumb on a touch screen, and the next naughty action snaps into place. I am calling it Thumb Tax. You pay with attention. The feed pays you back in skin, and nobody asks you to learn a dance. Everyone wins! Plus, this is surely going to replace my late-night doomscrolling sessions once I get the hang of it. I’m not exactly proud, but… oh well, we all have our vices.
And I’m not going to sit here and give you a tour guide. If you have used TikTok or watched YouTube Shorts at least once in your life, then you know how it works. You land on the page, get hit with the 18+ confirmation, and you begin scrolling. The old way involved a wall of boxes you clicked like you were shopping for tiles. Now, you are no longer hunting for a Next button like it's 2009. And it was about damn time Scrolller implemented this feature! Heck, I stopped visiting the site because it was lacking exactly that. Everyone has caught on with the times except these guys, and now that they did? They are sure going to be unstoppable. I can already smell it… all the beautiful porn I’ve digested on this platform now in a scrollable format. Yummy… can’t wait to dig in.
The Features You Know And Love
Anyway, whatever this page is, they call it Best Of Scrolller. Cute… now stack my feed with the vertical pussy goodies! Besides that, this new feed functions exactly how you expect it to! Favorite count on the side, repost, comments, share, add to collection, download… all stacked horizontally, taking up as little space as possible from the actual video frame. You also get a source button if you want the original post. The actual video player has all the attributes you’d expect from it: play, pause, sound, a 1x speed toggle for people who think they have impulse control. Fullscreen if the clip was not already rude enough. Plus, Scrolller has retained the Auto Scroll feature for the lazy fucks who can’t be bothered, plus all the standard ones like hide content and even keybindings! And no, I am not writing you a manual for keybindings. If you need a cheat sheet to scroll, the thumb feature was wasted on you. Judging by the structure, I can tell that Scrolller tried to change as little as possible when they implemented this feature, which is the smart move.
Oh, and that means you still get ads and the premium banner occasionally popping up mid-scroll yelling about seventy-three percent off sale, like a mattress store that learned what porn is. Honestly, I can’t be bothered. The free feed already does the job. What’s one extra scroll to skip an ad or a premium banner? It only costs, like, what? Five seconds of my time? I’ll take the beating and pause the strokes while it happens. The rest of it is all stuff we have covered before, like the home page, the upload section, the collection feed, yada yada… None of that matters until you have burned ten minutes in the vertical feed. This thing was designed to make you cum in the most convenient way possible. Now you don’t even have to flip your phone around or browse a grid. I can’t believe I’m talking about this like it’s the most innovative thing to hit the porn industry since 69 became a trend. Look, you get the scrolling feature. That’s that. On top of that, you still get the old way of doing things if you don’t like it, which means that you don’t even have to sit through this review if you don’t care about it.
The Entire Platform Is Scrollable
Screw that! Let’s get scrolling. I did what any of you would have done: Opened the feed and scrolled like a good boy. The first clip up was Sliding it in, InitialPenetration, by a user called fiddleyfaddley, with hundreds of favorites, and the title was exactly what it promised. Next wheel: hugenaturals, lovelyseductions, caption running on about big tits and a shaved pussy being the best combo. I am not here to argue with a caption that already did my job, so I’ll just stroke in silence instead. Then tight_shorts, naughtymariee, got a little bit wet and was not afraid to show it... You get the gist by now: One video, edge to edge. The next one under the thumb.
This feature is still new, but it has already been implemented within the categories and user uploads, meaning you can basically click on any category, click on a random post, and scroll through that entire thing in this same format. So you’re not stuck scrolling through the best posts only! You have the entire damn platform at your disposal. And with the entire damn platform at my disposal, I still managed to run into DomesticGirls, raptora, and her slender girl cooking clip. My brain is already soup, and now I have a pretty chick serving dishes with her booty on display… man! The ambush almost worked. Almost. You do not get to cool me off with a frying pan after dishing a dozen short-form hardcore clips! If any app builders are reading this, steal the lesson and leave the cooking alone. Not that I don’t enjoy a nice recipe from time to time, but man… it doesn’t cleanse the palate well after watching a goth chick take a nine-incher that pokes through her tummy on loop. Maybe it does if you’re a sicko… There are all kinds of people out there.
And man, I should really stop babying this feed. I keep acting like Scrolller just invented hot water, but nah. There are a dozen websites out there that are doing the same thing, in the same way, and I have done the same tour in similar fashion. The only thing that differs is the content displayed. Scrolller gets their stuff from Reddit, which is how you know it’s amateur and a slice of the good shit. Other sites get their stuff from X, or random porn snippets, or whatever… it does the job at the end of the day.
Dragging My Thumb
We built the perfect stupid machine for this: swipe down, skin, swipe down, bounce... Then the machine remembers it is also a website and shows you a woman seasoning a pan, or a cam ad, or a discount banner with a percentage that belongs on a couch. I can’t help but feel that the feed is better when it stays dumb. The second it tries to be a full person, with meals and upsells and a login begging at the bottom, it starts acting like the apps we already quit… and I don’t want this to be an app I’ll quit.
I want to sit here, use the new scrolling feature, get finger cramps, run the Auto Scroll, and jack off until I can’t no more. Honestly, now that I’ve had time to think about it, I realized: you don’t need any of the buttons! Like… none at all! You could just scroll without signing up, without ever creating an account, and still finish like a gentleman. Scrolller.com is still the website we know and love. It hasn’t changed a bit! It has just added a new feature to complement the depravity. That in itself is all we need. As long as Scrolller keeps coming up with new shit to present to us, then everything will be fine in this world. And I’ve got a good feeling about it… that everything will turn out just fine in the end. That you will get that nut you dream of, and everyone will die happy.
