Porn Search Engines

Adult search engines? PornDude, are these websites like the google of porn?

Well, google has shown itself to be pretty unhelpful for a lot of people that want to find good adult entertainment on the web and it's only getting worse. I bet you even had a hard time trying to find ThePornDude, when you were searching for XXX sites in their shitty search engine. It's like the government is forcing them to censor anything related to an exposed tit or pussy. Fucking puritans and their "Will somebody please think about our little angels" bullshit! It's not the government's job to raise your little shitheads! And you can't stop a horny teenager from getting access to his smut anyway. They're more up to date with current technology than their peers!

And why the fuck is Facebook, Twitter or Instagram not getting the same treatment? There are more nudes on those sites than in the database of the fucking Pornhub these days. Zuck, tell me, boy. Did you suck Google's dick or give them a big bag of money? If I search for "nude selfie", I probably end up on a chick's Facebook page or Twitter account! Google, do something or it won't be long anymore, before I'm forced to list these social networks as 1, 2 and 3 in my tube category!

I bet that damn #MeToo shit also has something to do with it. Harvey Weinstein, dude, it's your fault and now the adult industry has to pay for it! After all, all these damn feminists who can't get a man, because they're too ugly need to blame something, right? Sorry "girls", you're on a never-ending mission, since most men would rather fuck the ass of one of those Thai ladyboys who look more feminine than your Chewbacca pussy. Goddamnit, did you know that these damn bitches already succeeded in censoring ThePornDude in Google Germany? I hate them!!!

Man, even the NRA is after our ass. Remember that gunman that caused a mass shooting at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida? It caused a massive debate about gun control and if youngsters should be able to buy a weapon at the age of 18 at your local supermarket. The NRA's response? PORNO!!! Can you seriously believe that they wanted an investigation about the availability of free smut on the internet and that this could potentially be the reason for mass shootings at colleges? Are these motherfuckers for real? Luckily, we have the most brilliant president ever making the country "great" again, so I'm sure Trump isn't going to fall for this crap, right?

If pornography is so bad, how come the most rapes happen in countries where it's forbidden to watch this smut? Try browsing an XXX site in Arab countries, you won't be able to since everything is blocked. No wonder all these frustrated men, who can't get laid enforce themselves on anything with a hole and a pair of tits. Man, I have no idea about the suicide numbers over there, but the world would look pretty depressing without porno for me. The fact that all those bitches over there walk around covered in a garbage bag doesn't help either. Getting a hot girlfriend over there is like playing Russian roulette. At least the law allows you to have multiple wives over there, so if you married a "dragon" the first time, you can try your luck again!

Thankfully, solutions do exist for those that have a keen interest in using the best porn search engines sites with no censorship. This porn list here has been compiled by me to ensure that you can find free (full-length) 720p/1080p/4K porno videos and pictures on your desktop, tablet or mobile smartphone easily yourself. (homemade or pro content)

What's the best search engine for porn in 2018?

Is google, everybody's favorite, number #1? My collection of porn tube search engines sites is rated and reviewed based on some criteria including ease of access, design and most important of all, quality results. After all, who wants to use an aggregator that turns up a blonde MILF (mother I would like to fuck) masturbating and giving a hot blowjob ending with a facial cumshot, when you're looking for a teen's pussy getting a creampie in a hardcore threesome? Or a vid of a brunette amateur girl having interracial sex, when you're looking for a famous busty pornstar?

These sex sites search through all of the best free porno movies and sex images of the top porn tubes in the world. They'll crawl multiple XXX file and video hosting locations at once, sorted by orientation (straight, gay or shemale), video quality (SD or HD), pornstar (amateur or professional), duration, language, date added (most popular, trending, newest, relevance or random) and source. One of the most popular keywords on these pornography websites is drunk sex and (roleplay) incest fantasies. You sick fucks sure love to watch clips of your younger stepbrother fucking your horny mother in the ass, your dad anal fucking your stepsister, your grandfather getting fellatio from your cousin or any other old-young family member and siblings combination.

Did you know that I get questions from retards asking me "how to find fap material on youtube?". They probably want to watch VitalyzdTv's aka "The Tornado" erection failure video! I'm more interested in seeing a porn compilation of his Russian mom shove a dick in her mouth and asshole!

PornDude, I think I love you more than my girlfriend now! No homo!

Yeah, well, don't get the wrong idea, because my butthole will remain virgin for life and while you're busy jerking off on these websites, I'll take care of your girlfriend! Just make sure to send me a picture, so I can judge if she's "fuckable". ;)

Anyways, I want to thank you for using ThePornDude to get the latest information on the greatest aggregators online (streams and downloads). I won’t waste your time with trash, as long as you promise you’ll come to me for all of your smut viewing needs! Hail to the king, baby!