RateCock isn’t the kind of platform I’d recommend if you shy away from dick stuff. I guess I could say the same for most of the websites I review around here at ThePornDude, but most aren’t asking you to whip out your junk, snap a photo and upload it for strangers to get a close look at every vein and wrinkle. Dick rating has grown wildly in popularity in recent years, and right away, I knew this place was going to be a hit with the curious, the exhibitionist, and the generally horny. Instead of searching for the perfect model on OnlyFans and hoping she offers the service you’re after, you can peruse a whole menu of cock judges for your own perfect fit.
And honestly, that’s just the start of things. RateCock.com is a feature-packed platform for getting your assets assessed, just like it sounds like. On top of what you’d expect from the title, they’ve also got perks like PvP cock rate swordfights and some amateur porn for sale. I just snapped a few fresh pics of my perky pecker, so let’s go see how I measure up.
How Would You Like Your Cock Rated Today?
The folks behind the scenes at RateCock did a fantastic job putting together a little introductory slideshow that pops up the first time you visit. It lays out the basic perks and functions of the platform so you know what you’re getting into, which I think is going to help get more users aboard than otherwise. Some folks are hesitant to get their genitals judged by a stranger on the internet, but the setup here is very inviting, which should help put you at ease if you’ve never done anything like this.
One of the major gimmicks of the platform is also one of the elements that should settle your nerves if you’re still on the fence. Rate Cock users get to choose the human or AI judge to gawk and talk about their cocks, or even create their own their own judge, which I’ll get into shortly. There are only a handful in each category as of this writing, but RateCock.com is still a new site, so I expect that roster to fill up in time.
You can also choose your preferred style of cock rating at RateCock: cruel, adoring or honest. Flash your cock at a stranger on a random webcam app and you might be insulted, but small penis humiliation is something you get by request around here. Alternately, you can have a babe praise your crooked member, or just get some genuine tips on how to trim your pubes so you get laid more on Tinder.
You’ve also got your choice of delivery: text, audio, video or even live call cock ratings. Again, the setup here is going to help the inexperienced feel a bit more comfortable that they might be asking for a rating on another platform. I’d probably opt for a writeup if I was feeling shy, while the 15-minute call offers a bit more interactivity. Can I ask why you think it’s ugly?
The First One’s on the House
If you’re ready right now and don’t want to wait for anything,
RateCock.com even offers AI cock scans, free for first timers. “Upload a photo and get a score out of 10 with a sex-axis breakdown, a verdict and a roast.” Again, you’ve got your choice of Clinical, Vicious or Thirsty.
I went with the Thirsty option and was dropped into the free queue with a six-hour wait time. While I pondered the upcoming verdict, they teased me with a few human judges who I could try next. This is a good place to mention that you can get paid to rate cock at RateCock, so it seems like easy money if you enjoy looking at dicks anyway. As I waited, a message popped up from one of the judges saying that six hours is a long time to wait, and I couldn’t agree more.
I tapped the button to Skip the Queue, which brought up the payment screen. The whole thing operates on an internal currency called Cock Coins, which you’ll spend on ratings and other content. Memberships start at a little under three bucks a month, though I’d say the real perks kick in at the $8.95 AI Fan level. As you move up the tiers, you get more Cock Coins, Pro AI Cock Rates, AI Judge Ratings and Creator DMs. If you need more Cock Coins than what’s included with your plan, reup bundles start at $11.50.
I couldn’t wait, so after getting my premium account set up, I opted for the premium version of that Thirsty AI rating. “The AI is nice about it. I’m not,” messaged another Rate Cock cock rater as I waited. The process took a few minutes, longer than I’d anticipated, but the 10 out of 10 rating I got brought a smile to my face. According to the breakdown, my shaft was more appealing than the head, which is better than the base. Good to know! I’m not sure exactly what to make of the width profile at Max 88% field and 62.5% arc, but hey, I’ll take it.
Getting My Dick Judged by AI Cuties
There are some hot AI judges at Rate Cock, but I wanted to test out their custom personas first.
You can generate your own personalized dick judge with their menu-based interface. I uploaded a pic of a busty friend, dialed in an Irish accent and a Clinical tone, and the left the dials for vulgarity, horniness, detail and humor at their defaults. Then I uploaded another cock shot and set the gears in motion.
It took a few minutes to process, and I was a little underwhelmed. Not just because she said my member was of standard length and shape with decent skin texture, but because the custom persona didn’t seem to add anything special. There’s a picture of the gal I uploaded at the top, but there’s no personality to the rating, nor did the AI read it out loud. Since I’d selected that Irish accent, I have to assume voice ratings are on the way. The samples of the custom personas are full-on video clips, not the clump of text I got here.
I tried again, using the same settings, the same photo and their premade AI Uniform Girl as my judge. It took much longer than the last judgement at around 16 minutes, probably because the machine generated a 20-second video this time. “Your penis has a decent size and shape, with a good texture. It’s not the most impressive, but it’s serviceable,” said the pretty girl on the screen after some weird intro gibberish.
The Judges Sell Porn, Too
I wanted to get my cock rated by a Rate Cock human next. Even with a relatively slim menu of judges, a couple cuties caught my attention right away. Ratings from real judges start at 50 Cock Coins, though the price may rise quite a bit once you dial in your options. I’m currently waited on a video rating from the lovely Beatrizz_E, which is going to cost me 380 Cock Coins with my upgrades: a one-minute video rating with her clothes off.
The biggest disadvantage I can see to getting a human rating is that you’re probably going to have to wait for it. I think turnaround times may get faster as the platform starts getting more action, but right now it says Beatrizz_E was last seen “This Month”. Hopefully she’ll be back soon to let me know what she thinks.
There’s plenty to do while you wait, like a cockfighting arena where you can see how your dick compares to what other users are packing. This feature didn’t seem to be working when I tried, giving me a red error message reading, “Invalid Persona”.
You can also buy some pre-made content, amateur porn from the judges themselves. They even include free preview snippets, which is more than you get from your average OnlyFans clone. Beatrizz_E has a few clips available, so I spent 50 coins to stare at her pretty feet. I’m considering a splurge on her 500-coin masturbation video.
RateCock.com delivers what I expected, but levels it all up in almost every way possible. You’ve got your choice of judges, tones, and delivery of your penile critiques, and I’m confident the options will only continue to expand as the platforms keeps building steam. The free AI cock rating is a nice introductory perk, but if you just can’t wait, it only costs a few bucks to get into the premium ratings. Oh, and don’t miss the amateur porn while you’re here!
