I'm all alone, and I made sure to twist that sturdy lock on the door behind me. No one lives with me, but it's just a habit that never manages to die. My bed has a pile of clothes that resembles the top of Mount Everest, and the mattress is hanging on one corner of the bed, but that doesn't matter. I've got a big pile of garbage on my table: cans, empty bags of chips, all the trophies of a degenerate. Which, once again, doesn't matter! I'm too fucking busy staring at the monitor. Not because I bought it two weeks ago on sale. Rather, because I have a deity in front of me. The lady who loves meat sticks more than anyone on the internet. The lady who'll look at a picture of your little alien brain, pet it through the screen, and tell you how it makes her feel. I'm talking about DickRatePrincess and her Fansly profile.
This woman also goes by Minnie. She's 22 years old, she's madly in love with dicks, and stands tall at 175 cm, weighing 48 kg. Holy fucking hell, this woman is tiny, and with that weight? I can easily carry her around town without breaking a sweat. So… how did she end up on Fansly? A friend of hers told her to make a profile here and put her talents to use. That's it! She's single and ready to judge your penis, carries A cups on her chest, and sometimes, rarely, she shares pictures of her body. Don't get too excited! She only shares them with the warriors carrying the longest swords. It feels damn wrong to call her a size queen, because she's not. Her love for dicks knows no bounds. Mere length and girth are only a part of the full picture for Minnie.
Paying Tribute
You can't wait to get your dick judged, can't ya? Well, hold on… You still need to pay tribute. Minnie is not rating dicks for free. I'll cut right to the chase. If you want your dick rated and some chatting action, then all you have to do is throw $10 a month to DickRatePrincess, and she'll gladly do it for ya. That's it! That's all it takes to get your dick rated by the mythical Minnie. Now, I know some high rollers among you want more than just a dick rating. So, for those of you who want to spend more than $10, I suggest you settle down for the $50 subscription tier. This one gives you the same perks as the previous one, plus a pic of Minnie's panties and what she's wearing today. Sounds like an irresistible deal, right? Well, she can do one better for ya. If you have $100 to spare, then you can get the GFE subscription tier. Not only do you get all the perks from the previous subscription tiers, but you also get to look at her hidden posts, discuss sexual experiences with her, receive special pics, and be present in her daily life.
Another thing you should know about DickRatePrincess is that she remains faceless, much like a mythical being. You're going to see plenty of images attached, especially with her legs involved. I have no clue why she posts so many leg pics. It's almost as if her second favorite fetish is legs? I highly doubt that, though, considering how she's always wearing her princess choker.
Another thing you should pay special attention to is her posts. There you'll find a sidebar with all the important categories/labels of content she has posted. If you want to know more about Minnie, then click the about me section. You're going to discover her BDSM test results, and I'm not surprised that she ranked as a degradee, masochist, rope bunny, submissive, and a brat. You're also going to find out that Minnie likes sex in risky places, her bathroom floor is her safe space, and that she has a few tattoos on her body and piercings on her face (but you'll never see them). That's just a little bit about her. Make sure you check out the other sections of her posts.
What You Pay Is What You Get
Now here comes the most important part. You need to pay special attention right now. There's a section in her posts titled tip menu and useful info. You'll see that her dick rating can also be bought in the chat, and it can cost anywhere from $2 to $20 or $40, depending on your preferences. If you want a simple, general rating from 1 to 10, then the $2 option is perfect for you. However, if you want a more detailed rating, then consider the $5 and $10 options. For those of you who want to hear Minnie’s sweet voice while she rates your dick, then you'll have to cough up $15. And finally, if you want the whole package, a video rating of your dick, where she says your name and shows you pics, then you'll have to pay $25. Did I say finally? Oh… I didn't mean to. There's one more option. For $40, you can get a full video rating, as before, but this time, she says your name and shows you how she'd jerk you off (basically giving you a virtual JOI). Take your time and pick one. Don't rush it!
Before you choose the type of rating, I highly suggest you scroll down a bit and find her instructions on how to pose for a proper rating of your dick. Minnie wants to give an accurate rating, so she has compiled a mini crash course with angles and variations. To put it bluntly, she needs at least three pictures of your penis. One of them has to be taken from the top, the other one from the side, and the final one from the bottom. You can also include an object for comparison and make sure you trim that bush for maximum efficiency.
That's basically all the info you'll need to get a rating from the DickRatePrincess. The rest of her Fansly profile shows info about herself, and random thirst traps of Minnie in lingerie and whatnot. Honestly, we're all here for the dick ratings, and possibly a few cheeky pics if we have the money for it. Now look, Minnie can appear cute on the outside, but she's not afraid to laugh at your penis and degrade you. Look, she's only doing her job here, and you are paying for her honest review. If you're packing a small one, then bud… you're getting roasted. Just don't come back crying, I warned ya!
The Princess Is Waiting
All in all, that's DickRatePrincess's Fansly profile in a nutshell. This girl has clearly specialized in her field, and she knows what she's talking about. One thing that kinda bugs me is that she's shared a fuck ton of info about herself but never revealed her face. Why is that? I would love to see her face as she reacts to my penis for the first time ever, but her camera is conveniently positioned right below her jaw, and all you can see is her supple and young body, giving you handjob instructions and rating your dick.
It's also beautiful how focused she is on the details. I can't stress this enough, but this chick, Minnie, she loves to focus on every bulging vein, the girth, the size of your shroom, which side it bends towards, how it would feel inside of her, all that jazz. I personally had my fill with the princess today. Now it's your turn to experience the wonders of this woman and let her judge your teeny weeny based on her preferences. Oh, and if you expect anything mildly sexual from her (other than a handjob), then I'm sorry to disappoint, but you won't find much. The only way to get that type of content is to become a very high spender, so I hope you have a shit ton of money saved up. You hear that? The princess has requested your presence, and I would advise against refusal.
