Do you know when you go to the gym and hammer the dumbbells and your muscles start to get all toned and developed and shit? Well, that's kind of the same thing that happened to my cock because, while I haven't been lifting dumbbells with it, I have been slamming it into so much porn-grade pussy over the years that it's become the bodybuilder version of a phallus, if you will.
And in the same way that a lot of bodybuilders keep up with their hobby because they love to hear the positive feedback from people about their incredible physique, one of the things that motivates me to keep training my cock every single day is the kind of reactions I get from people when they first come eye to eye with it.
Whether it’s ‘’Fucking hell! Look at that purple-headed womb ferret! I need that balls deep in my cock right now, Porn Dude!’’ Or ‘’That motherfucker has veins on it thicker than the River Tiber! Now, do you think it can turn my labia into a crime scene?’’ Those are just some of the compliments, or at least I think they are compliments, thrown at my cock over the years, and it's always music to my kinky fuckin’ ears.
But did you know that I'm not the only one who feels this way? You also don't have to be a total porn stud like me to get such compliments because there are actually communities across the Internet where people can throw images of their womb hammer for people to rate out of 10. Oh, and guess what? I've been reviewing all of ‘em balls-deep over the years. Today, it's time to take a look at a dick rating community in one of the most formidable corners of Internet forums as we take a deep dive into Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/!
What is Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/?
Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ first sprang into action during the spring of 2013 and has since gone on to build up a member base of over
636,000 people, all of whom are obsessed with the world of rating cocks. Every day, countless people flock to the community to show off their meat rods while others storm into the comments below to give it an overall rating.
Is Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ a Decent Cock-Rating Community?
Now, one of the best things about Reddit is the fact that you can really separate the wheat from the chaff, as it were, when it comes to getting your hands on the very best content that the community has to offer. Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ is no exception, and to find out what kind of cock rating experience can be found within this naughty little corner of Reddit, I decided to cut straight to the chase and take a look at some of the most popular cocks of all time.
I Dunno Which Picture is Better; Tell Me! - This post that could be found in the archives of Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ is a two-photo affair, and it shows a gym-fit guy posing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bedroom and asking the community which picture of his cock looks better. The first shows his cock bareback and all-natural. The second has a sheen of spit coating it from tip to ball sack, and it allows the light in his bedroom to bounce off the shaft beautifully. Naturally, the community quickly steps up to the plate and tells him that the second picture is better because that dick is simply irresistible to the many women in this community. I mean, it's not hard to see why, because this is the kind of dick that looks as though it should be featuring in a hardcore porn movie rather than in the archives of Reddit because it's rocking the perfect girth, a smooth shaft, a fat set of swinging balls that all no doubt jam-packed with sperm, and a fat bulbous head that every woman would find themselves shivering from head to toe over as they feel it push past the walls of their hungry pussy.
Rate My Reveal - Now we come to a naughty little video that has been posted to Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ and, in it, we see a guy wearing a pair of tight fitting grey shorts that would no doubt pose a risk of causing traffic accidents as he walks down the street because of the gigantic outline of his massive cock bursting out from the thin grey fabric. He gently pulls down the waistband of his shorts to allow that dick to reveal itself inch by inch until the elastic gives away and the cock bounces out right in front of your face and one of the most intense ways possible and, quite naturally, this one pushed it way right to the top of the leaderboard became one of the hottest posts of all time made in Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/.
You’re Not Getting Off This Without Cumming! - And last but not least, we come to the most popular photo of all time on Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ and it's one that saw thousands of people voting for it because of the sheer aesthetics of this massive womb hammer. This guy has a cock that has the perfect kind of curve that will hit any woman's G-spot, or a man's for that matter, in the way that makes an orgasm inevitable. Every single vein in this cock is about as aesthetic as you can possibly get, and it must feel like heaven on earth as it slides inch by inch into your wet pussy or heavily lubed-up ass. Yeah, this is a guaranteed orgasm-deliverer.
The Design of the Site
If there's one thing that often lets me down about otherwise badass subreddits, it's when the admin hasn't bothered to add any decent visual image to the top of the community. Sadly, this is something that Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ has done because they've left the top of the community grey, and it doesn't grab your attention from the very start.
Still, there's also the sidebar to take a look at, and you'll see that it introduces you to the community with a very punchy sentence that tells you everything it's all about in a short, sharp way. Further down, you'll also find a list of easy-to-understand rules that must be followed if you want to remain an active member of this community, as well as a list of current moderators who are keeping the dick rating crowd ticking over.
What I Like Most About it
Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/isn't the only cock rating community to be found, but it's one of the oldest and most well-established. This positive and open-minded community of cock loving folks has been running for well over a decade at this point, and it's safe to say that it knows what it's doing for the most part.
There's also a lot more than the first meets to the eye to Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ because, while you might expect most of the posts to just be dudes whipping out their love length to show others, you'll also find that there's a lot of other elements to the content within such as gloryhole action, cum shots, and much more.
The most important thing to note about Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ when it comes to the positive aspects of this community, is just how sexually positive it is. You often find a lot of guys posting pictures of their dicks and claiming that they're self-conscious about everything from the shape to the colour of their skin below the belt, but they are quickly filled with confidence by comments from people who adore the aesthetic of their cock. On the other hand, you'll also find people who are planning on sending consensual dick pics to girls and want people's opinion before doing so, and getting advice on the right angles, lighting, and other elements to ensure that the dick pic hits home.
What I Don’t Like
Yeah, the negative side of Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ should come as no surprise, and it's the fact that the subreddit doesn't have any attention-grabbing imagery or colors at the top of the community and instead welcomes you in with a pretty dull grey colour scheme that doesn't reflect the kind of intense cock rating content you can find within.
Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/
Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ could spice things up by adding some incredible dick themed graphics up here that had some colour and personalities of the community from the very stars, and that's my biggest suggestion for the subreddit because it's making a dull first impression at the moment.
Conclusion
So, while the initial first impression that it makes is nowhere near as aesthetic and attention grabbing as the love lengths to be found within, you have to look past that to appreciate the kind of content that is lying in wait for you in the archives of Reddit.com/r/ratemycock/ because there's some genuinely incredible dick rating action going on in here not to mention a welcome dose of sexual positivity!
