We’re all embracing our tendencies here, and my god… FapHouse.com is feeding our Bi-Curious thoughts with their collection of 6.2K videos on demand. I’ve tackled many bisexual related subreddits and sites before, but the credibility of FapHouse presents this package as one big, polished, studio-grade masterpiece. Like… how do I even begin discussing the naughty shit at play here? Do you want the actual popular pornstars having a sword fight/casual bi night, or do you want the amateur creators who are dedicated to making their FapHouse channel blow up like a semen retention load? Well, I’m going to cover both ends of the spectrum, and you’re going to stick around for the journey because I know you’re curious, and sexuality is meant to be played with. After all, we all have to be honest with ourselves, right?
Okay, I’ll go first: I’ve never been honest with myself about what I want. Not in the sexual sense, although even there I’ve been a liar with a hard-on. I mean the bigger, uglier thing. That guilty feeling when you want something you’re not supposed to want, and your whole body knows it before your mouth has the guts to say it. For example, I wanted money I didn’t deserve. I wanted to quit and be lazy and still get fed. I wanted to be the one getting used and the one doing the using… I wanted both ends of the spectrum and then some leftover I wasn’t supposed to name. And through it all, I’ve always done the right thing. Look, I’m not trying to get all philosophical on you. There’s some merit to restraint… but not when it comes to sexuality! Not when you and I are sitting here with 6,000 videos calling us out.
General Or Not
Let’s do things the structural way this time around. If you actually look on the left side of this FapHouse category, you’ll see that they have politely filtered and sorted the bisexual videos by trending, best, newest, and most viewed. By default, you’re looking at the trending shit. Right above this basic filtering, there’s a very important section that labels videos as FapHouse videos, Fanclub videos, and Paid videos. I’m not going to sit around and explain what they mean. Just know that FapHouse has a general subscription that unlocks those FapHouse videos, and then… There are Fanclub subscriptions, which are channel-specific subscriptions that give you special access to their most exclusive content. In simple terms: Fanclub subscriptions unlock only clips from a specific channel/pornstars. And the paid videos? They are PPV. That’s all that you need to know when you’re trying to navigate this bisexual wonderland. Other than that, you can literally combine other categories with this bisexual stuff and get something extremely nasty and specific. But I’ll leave those explorative details to you. For now, I’m like laser-focused on the bisexual content only. Yes, there’s a lot of it, and yes, I’m picking favorites.
And I already have a few favorite studs in mind that I’d love to see tearing through this catalog. Yes, I’m talking about male bisexual pornstars. The women’s side of the spectrum has been fetishized to hell and back because every pornstar wants to do girl-on-girl stuff, and every consumer is eating it up. A female performer can eat pussy on camera and still keep every straight male subscriber, every bi female lurker, and the marketing department happy. Nobody’s career dies from a tasteful lez scene… it actually evolves. But male pornstars like Sage Roux? Chris Damned? They’re doing it for the love of it! When a man puts another man’s cock in his mouth, or bends over and takes it, or strokes two dicks in the same frame like he actually wants both of them, the room changes. And I’m looking for that shift! I want that real stuff where pussy is not the star of the action, and a comfortable expression of sexuality is! Yes, FapHouse has a lot of studio stuff, but for them, this shit is accepted! So if you’re having any doubts by now, then you'd better leave and not look back.
Sissies And Orgies
Now, onto the videos!
I didn’t specifically look for my favorite bisexual pornstars, just browsed the trending page for a while, and let me tell you… shit is looking delicious! On the studio production side, you have content from WhyNotBi like Men-thanks4giving Me Anal featuring Drake Von, Foxy Alex, and Cherry Kiss in this whole kitchen/cooking roleplay scenario that turns into a swordfight banging fest. Then, on the amateur side, you got FitCamGuy, who literally hosts orgy groups and has one person record them. Cocks are going in and out of holes. Men are kissing other men and women, I mean… a whole fucking nut-busting fiasco. And that doesn’t even begin to cover the full depravity of FapHouse’s collection. You have Bi-Sissy training videos, cuck sessions where a woman directs two bi guys to fuck from her leather chair as if she’s a princess with a wicked taste for entertainment, bitches catching their bi-boyfriends screwing in the living room roleplay… just wild shit all around. It’s not the type of content I can describe by simply using words… You need to check it out for yourself and find that little gem that will swallow your next thirty minutes.
I found one. That’s the problem. I was mid-review, doing the responsible degenerate thing, clicking through WhyNotBi kitchens and FitCamGuy orgies like I had a job, and then a random sissy bisexual clip hopped in front of me and… I just got lost, man. I don’t even remember the name of it. I wish I was lying. One thumbnail, some pale little thing in makeup, a collar, a man feeding him cock while a woman sat there looking pleased with herself, and my notes died on the spot. I told myself I’d watch thirty seconds for context. I told myself it was research. Then my hand was in my pants, and I was stroking like the review could wait… and the review DID wait because after that I stood in the kitchen in the afterglow, flipping meat, pretending the last twenty minutes didn’t happen. And now, here I am… fully fed, porn consumed, and ready to continue this review. Well, it’s not like I have anything else to say. I already succumbed to the power of FapHouse. It has the same effect on everyone! If you’re horny, craving some bisexual cock, then you are going to get lost in it. Period.
More Where That Came From
And through it all, I managed to dig up some more tags in this bisexual depravity wonderland. Well, I didn’t really dig them up. They are right there at the top of the page for the curious folk. Why stop at the bisexual category when you can narrow your results to Bisexual Hardcore, or Interracial Bisexual, or Bisexual Strapon? That’s just a small recommendation of the niched-down categories, and trust me… there’s more from where that came from. If you really take the time to explore these videos and find the perfect one, then I bet my testies you are going to find a clip you’ll come back to on a monthly basis.
Now, I’m actually dipping this review now to go lose some fat. Look, I’ve been hitting the gym. The calorie surplus made me a big boy. The kind of size that looks good under a shirt until you turn sideways and notice the surplus didn’t just go to the muscles I asked for. So I need to shed this bitch out. I’m not doing a sad little salad confession. I’m cutting… I’m sweating like a motherfucker! I’m dragging this extra weight off me because I refuse to keep watching 6.2K bisexual videos with a stomach that jiggles when I stroke. This porn definitely made me hungry, but the kitchen made me bigger! So the kitchen has to go, and the workouts have to pour in. I might just get a stationary bike and fap on it, y’know… extra cardio and all that.
