What’s up, freak?! It’s fucking Christmas season, baby! Well... Not quite yet. But it might as well be! We’re only a few weeks off from December! So, I thought I’d take a little break from all the sluts on OnlyFans and the rest of the fans world.
Why? Because we’re gonna cover some good old-fashioned porn, my friend! That’s right! It’s nothing but vintage PornDude this Christmas season! We’re gonna be enjoying all of our favorite porn sites from the past few years.
And of course, we’ll also be seeing what’s new in the traditional porn world. Just listen to me! Haha! Traditional porn. I could never have imagined myself saying something like that back in 2010!
Who knew that the porn world would get so fucking crazy! Well… To be honest… I’m not really surprised. I mean, in a world that’s getting crazier and crazier, porn isn’t going anywhere. Whatever state the world is in, the porn world is always gonna match its freak.
Honestly… Sometimes, it feels like the world is just catching up to what we already know in the porn world. Trans babes have been a thing since porn was sold in sex shops on VHS tapes. They didn’t just pop up because of PRIDE month!
It just took the world to adjust to the fact that some nice tits paired with a giant cock is pretty fucking hot! That was always undeniable! Haha! It just took people a little while to accept it! Nowadays, people are even a little more fluid with their sexuality!
I’ve seen straight guys test the waters more and more nowadays. Those Gay Guy Gets Fucked By Straight Frat House videos are popping up more and more lately! Haha! And I’m all for it! The more people get off, the better the world will be!
I’m always advocating for a good time! And it was only a matter of time before people started taking porn from websites and putting it on private fans pages, Reddit threads, and Discord servers.
That’s right! There’s a whole Discord porn server scene. We had a whole Discord arc, a whole while back… I’ll be honest… It wasn’t as fun as I was expecting. Sure, it’s exciting for people to share porn together all the time.
It really is! I mean, that’s basically my dream! There are even servers where you can watch porn together and jerk off at the same time. I’m talking the exact same rhythm! Haha! The thing is… So many people on Discord are just fucking unhinged nowadays.
I swear it wasn’t always like this… I thought I’d have way more fun than I did. I even started my own Discord server. If you’re reading this and you’re on there… Sorry, I’ve been MIA. But motherfuckers are crazy, and I need a break!
Anyway, this month, we’re gonna be leaning into the rainbow a little bit. Only halfway, though. That’s right! We’ll be riding on both sides of the tracks! We’ll adding and subtracting! Haha! You know what I’m saying!
It’s gonna be nothing but bisexual fun for the next few weeks! We’ll be checking out what all the hottest porn sites online are doing for the bisexual scene nowadays. Obviously, we’ve done this before… But it’s been a while.
The vibe’s changed. Like I said, bisexual porn, like a lot of other queer porn, has blown up over the past few years! Everyone’s letting loose a little! So there are porn actors and content that are hot right now that would have never been popular pre-2010!
And I’m pretty damn excited to see what’s up! Today, we’re checking out all the bisexual porn HQPorner has to offer. If you’ve been following these blogs over the years… Or you’re just an enthusiastic porn-lover.
(In which case, there’s no way you don’t check out my blogs!) You’ll have seen HQPorner come up a couple of times. It's a pretty decent site in comparison to all the other porn sites online. This might surprise you, HQPorner is the 8th most popular site in the world, right now!
That’s right! Just above Motherless.com! It’s one of the top 1000 most used sites, too! Not too shabby, right!? Although it doesn’t have nearly as much content as the bigger sites.
There’s always more than enough content for you and that thirsty cock of yours to enjoy. There are up to almost 2 million daily users here. So, there’s more than enough content to keep people satisfied! Haha!
Can you guess the countries that use it the most?... Well, the first one is easy! Most porn sites you’ll find will have the USA as their biggest audience! Haha! America is the greatest country in the world… At jerking off!
The other two main users are from India and Germany. That’s right! India and Germany are pulling some serious numbers here! Anyway, let’s get into the content!
Cocks, Pussy, and more Cocks On HQPorner!
HQPorner has the most impressive collection of bisexual porn we’ve seen so far. Well… It’s not much of a competition. The only site we’ve reviewed so far was SxyPrn. (Surprisingly, it wasn’t as bad as I expected!)
HQPorner has a collection of 2272 videos just for the bisexual category. And you’ll have the smoothest time experiencing all of it. Just like I remember, HQPorner has some of the smoothest user experiences on the internet!
You won’t even need an ad blocker to navigate the site. Although who the fuck uses the internet without an adblocker nowadays? You’re gonna need to use a VPN just to access porn in certain countries! Haha!
But there’s good news here… HQPorner just so happens to be available to all the countries dealing with the age verification nightmare! That’s right! Even the Brits can jerk off in peace here!
On top of that, HQPorner still has some of the cleanest UI in the game! Although… It could do with an update. Right now, if you search for bisexual porn, that’s about all you’re getting.
Unlike the other top sites, you won’t be able to mix and match your categories. You won’t be able to see bisexual porn from your favorite sources. You won’t be able to filter by quality or length. You won’t even get to choose between the latest and most popular.
You’ll just get a clean list of thumbnails with some pretty good-looking tits and cock! It’s not the worst thing in the world… I mean, those 2 million users sure as shit aren’t complaining! But it’s always nice to have a little extra choice!
At least you can have a pretty good view of the videos before you watch them. You won’t have to deal with opening a new tab every time you want to watch a video, either. Out of the top 10 porn sites on the web, HQPorner really does provide some of the smoothest experiences.
One For The Guys!
I just want you to know that over the next month, I’m gonna be looking at A lot of 2 guys, 1 girl videos! That’s because I always put in the work for the brothers on the
zestier side of life! Haha!
But going through the videos on HQPorner’s bisexual collection, there was a pretty long list of 2 girls, 1 guy content. Unfortunately, you can’t filter between the two… Which, now that I think about it, you can’t do anywhere.
That kinda sucks, huh? They gotta do that way more. Not every guy jerking off online wants to see pussy all day. It’s 2026! We gotta be a little more inclusive, huh?! Anyway, even though the only way you’re getting through all 2000+ videos is by scrolling, you won’t be disappointed with what you find.
I just finished watching their latest post “Changing the Receiving End”... It was a fucking blast! It was from the production company Team Skeet! I haven’t seen anything from those guys in forever!
The premise was that the dude had to go to the hospital because his stepsister kept putting dick pills in his food. So, he kept getting raging boners! Man… I miss those ridiculously campy porn premises! Haha!
There was only one way to get rid of that boner for the rest of the day… And I’m pretty sure you know what happened! Aderes Quin (Top 1000 pornstar on Pornhub) played the doctor and breakout star, Daydream Daisy, plays the step sis.
It’s about an hour of them riding this lucky bastard's cock in as many positions as you can fit into an hour. How his dick stayed hard for that long is fucking mystifying!
What I Liked
The quality of all of these videos is fucking incredible! You probably won’t find a shitty video in the entire collection. And you can enjoy free full content from premium porn productions!
What I Didn’t Like
HQPorner’s UI is pretty damn outdated. The only way you’re gonna find something you want is by scrolling through 2272 bisexual porn videos.
Tips From ThePornDude
You gotta update this site with some kinda filter system. Anything! Now is not the day and age where we should be scrolling for content!
Conclusion
HQPorner has a pretty fucking hot collection of bisexual porn. You can enjoy 2000+ full-length, premium-quality porn movies for absolutely free!
