What’s up, you naughty fucking pervert?! I hope you’re enjoying all the queer fun we’ve been having so far! I’ve been very clear about the type of stuff I’m into… But even I can appreciate a great mano a mano video when I see one!
We’ve been enjoying all the bisexual content the internet has to offer over the past couple of days. It’s been pretty fucking fun visiting all the sites we missed during the OnlyFans arc. It only took a year for a lot of them to change.
For whatever reason, though… A lot of them didn’t change. Which is fucking wild! Haha! It’s 2026, and the competition in the porn world is getting fiercer and fiercer. I’ve seen single OnlyFans accounts post more porn in one year than some porn websites.
These girls are putting in the fucking work! But then again, where are you gonna find all of the internet’s best for free? You know… The kind of shit you won’t find on Pornhub. That’s where I come in!
You better believe ThePornDude is still here to hook you up with all the hottest porn platforms online! It’s been a breath of fresh air going back to porn site content. I really got lost in the sauce with all the OnlyFans stuff.
You wouldn’t believe just how much content you can find on there. I’m serious… Girls have no fucking chill nowadays! It’s all day, every fucking day. Even I can’t keep up! Haha! It’s not just OnlyFans either… The entire fans world has been blowing up lately.
A lot of people started getting a little worried about what would happen to traditional porn sites. I’m here to tell you with confidence… Porn sites aren’t going anywhere any time soon. I’ve seen newer sites pop up just this year (2026), and they’ve already got tens of millions of monthly users!
Everyone needs somewhere to go for a quick fix. And not everyone wants to simp for some e-hoe they’ve cared about. And with the whole age verification nightmare we’ve been going through, lately… Newer porn sites are needed more than ever by the masses!
The porn world is a crazy, ever-changing storm, my friend! And it’ll keep on going even after the power grid collapses! Haha! Nothing will stop the horniest of dudes from jerking off! Anyway… This month, we’ve been focusing on all the bisexual porn the internet has to offer.
Today, we’re heading over to a big hitter for 2026: NoodleMagazine! And boy, was this a hitter! NoodMagazine came out of fucking nowhere. With all the innovation going on in the porn world, no one expected Russia (Of all places!) to be cooking up this banger.
This site has been up for just a year, and it’s already ranked #101 of all the websites in the world. Yeah… You read that right… Not just the porn world. The entire fucking world! It’s #18 in Russia. I don’t know how or why.
Well… I know a little bit. I kind of know the guys who made it! Haha! You know how it is… At this point, I’ve been in the porn world long enough to have an idea about all the latest and hottest stuff before it pops up.
But even I didn’t expect this! I mean, NoodleMagazine is already competing with some of the biggest sites in the fucking world!
NoodleMagazine is A lot more than just a porn site, too! Its social media page kind of poses as a regular glam model site. It’s a little weird. And their regular content is obviously not nearly as popular as the good stuff.
Of course, today, we’re only gonna be focusing on the bisexual content. Come to think of it, I’m not used to seeing a lot of queer content coming out of Russia. So, it was pretty interesting to see what I could find there.
Don’t worry, though… Most of the content here isn't just amateur clips from strangers in Moscow! You’ll find a pretty hot collection of content from porn platforms all over the internet.
And there’s some pretty good news for all the British pervs out there! You won’t have to rely on your VPN for this one! You can go ahead and add this to the list of porn sites that still care about you! (For now. Haha!)
NoodleMagazine’s Bisexual Scene
First off… You’re gonna need to arm yourself with an ad blocker before going into this site. I have no idea how this got so popular with so many fucking ads. Holy shit! Haha! This might be the most ad-heavy porn site we’ve seen since the start of our bisexual arc!
It also looks like NoodleMagazine is known way more for their collection of content than its innovative UI. I mean, when you’ve got a cock in your hand, who the fuck really cares about UI?! Getting to the nearest porn video is more than good enough for most dudes!
But I’m obviously a stickler for these things. The way you can navigate around this site doesn’t exactly scream 2026... Which is kind of crazy considering how many new things are starting to pop up in the porn world.
You can filter your search a lot better than just about every site we’ve seen so far, though. Once you’re on the page filled with bisexual porn, you can further filter your search using the filter tab at the top right.
There, you’ll have the option to filter by duration, going from the shortest videos to the longest! So, if you want a quick session with a couple of dudes busting onto a girl while making out, the option is there!
And if you want a 3-hour bisexual marathon, you can surf through as many options as you’d like. You can also filter by the date added. So, you’ll know which is the latest video uploaded to the site.
That’s good, because there’s really no other way of knowing when the videos were uploaded. I’m really just guessing that the videos start from the latest uploaded. You can also sort by relevance… Which is… I mean, who knows what that even means.
It also gives you the option to search by duration again on the second drop-down. Which defaults from longest to shortest… Which is redundant since the option is already there. Clearly, the site’s UI isn’t what made NoodleMagazine so damn popular! Haha!
Why don’t we get into what did?
NoodleMagazine.com: Guys on Guys on Girls on Girls
You’re gonna find content from all over the internet here. I’m talking all your favorite
sources plus exclusive premium ones! There’s something here for everyone to love! I also forgot to mention that you have the option to only search for HD videos, too!
So, you can make sure your cock is only getting the finest quality videos for free. One of the latest videos posted features pornstar, Ashley Sanz. And when I say pornstar, I really mean pornstar!
This girl is ranked #725 on Pornhub! She’s a pretty big deal! The video titled “Ashley sanz double penetration bisexual threesome on the live show medellin” gets right into the action! There’s no fucking around.
The moment the video starts, there’s a preview of her getting double-penetrated with ferocity! Haha! The actual start of the sex scene starts with Ashley Sanz and the two other dudes making out with each other!
That’s right! A three-way make-out session. And the dudes are jerking each other off before they start to go to town on Ashley Sanz! Haha! After that, it's a 20-minute party! Haha! Just pure sucking and fucking from everyone in that video! Beautiful!
What I Liked
NoodleMagazine has one of the best collections of bisexual porn videos we’ve seen so far! You can enjoy sample content from premium porn sites and OnlyFans pages. A lot of them feature content from some of the hottest pornstars in the game!
What I Didn’t Like
Navigating the site isn’t what you’d expect from a porn site made in 2026. You’re gonna get a couple of forced redirects whether you have an ad blocker or not. And you sure as hell WILL need an ad blocker! Also, the navigation is pretty low-tier.
Tips From ThePornDude
You can certainly do with better navigation! I mean, having two of the same options to sort by duration is just fucking lazy. Since the content on NoodleMagazine is so awesome, I guess the
fanciness of the web page isn’t a priority. But it would be kinda nice!
Conclusion
NoodleMagazine is a pretty damn big hitter in the porn world right now. So, it’s no surprise that this is where you’ll find some of the most exciting bisexual porn online! As long as you have an ad blocker, this will be one of your favorite places for queer porn!
