What’s up, freak? I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news! The good news is, this Christmas season is gonna be all about some good old mainstream porn, baby! You know what I’m talking about!
We’ve been drowning in OnlyFans content all fucking year! It was a great time! Obviously, we included all the OnlyFans knock-offs, too! If you didn’t keep up with that, you have no idea how many OnlyFans knock-offs there are!
It’s not just Fansly and LoyalFans. There’s almost a specific OnlyFans knock-off for every country! One of my favorites was F2F.com. Those Dutch girls are something else! Haha! I think this is the longest amount of time I’ve spent on anything but regular porn sites.
Even last year’s Japanese Adult Twitter arc wasn’t this long. What can I say? I was late to the party. I had to make up for lost time. I don’t think we’ll ever be done reviewing all of these fans girls.
There’s a batch of new hot girls every fucking month! I should do a tier list or something. Well… Anyway, for now it’s gonna be nothing but good old porn. I’m talking, Google search your favorite category and beat your dick to your heart’s content!
But here’s the bad news… Ever since the whole age verification thing. A lot of porn sites have closed off to a huge part of the world. We’re still mourning for the UK. I’m sorry, guys… That situation is fucked up.
For most sites, you’re gonna need some kind of digital ID to prove your age. And just to push the knife in deeper, some sites have blocked access from the UK just to be safe! Like I said, it’s fucked up.
Thankfully, VPNs aren’t that expensive. It’s almost necessary nowadays. I would’ve never guessed that VPNs would be so mainstream at any time.
My point is, it was only techy people or people in the know. Now it’s everyone! Well… I gotta be honest… Dudes have been using VPNs for porn since they fucking existed, haha!
The site that we’ll be talking about today is straight-up just not available in the UK. So, you lads are gonna have to go abroad to enjoy this one.
Today, we’re looking at all the bisexual porn SxyPrn has to offer! That’s right! I can’t believe THIS is the site we’re starting with! If you’ve been following my blog for the past few years, you’ll know that SxyPrn was one of my least favorite porn sites.
It wasn’t terrible… But it was fucking close. At this point, I probably don’t need to tell you to turn on your adblocker. Just jumping on this site might slow down your computer with the amount of ads it shoves in your face.
But hey… That was always the cost for free porn! The good thing with SxyPrn is their collection. They’ve got a pretty awesome collection of porn. You know… Some of the tuff that was lost during the Great Purge.
You’ll also find a lot of amateur and pro content you won’t find anywhere else. Today, we’ll just be looking at bisexual stuff. You know… The ones where there have to be at least 3 people involved. Otherwise, we’re just guessing! Haha!
Obviously, my favorite match-up is 2 girls and 1 guy. But you’d better believe I’ve thoughtfully gone through all the 2 guys 1 girl clips for the guys on the zestier side of life! The things I do for you! Haha!
SxyPrn Is Bisexual!!!
Like I said, you’re gonna need to come into this site strapped with an ad-blocker. Otherwise, you’ll be looking at tits through Alibaba redirects. SxyPrn doesn’t actually have a big collection of bisexual porn.
Right now, it’s got 315 videos. Yup! I’ve seen girls on OnlyFans with more bisexual videos! (I’m not kidding… Those girls put in the fucking work! I can’t wait to start doing that again! Haha!)
There are also about 12 photos there, too. And they’ve got 90 clips available to Torrent… Is anyone still torrenting shit? Man… That’s so early 2010s! Haha! SxyPrn should probably get with the times quick!
Well… Okay. To be fair, you can find some real gems you probably couldn’t find anywhere else on the Torrent list here. I’m talking, some of the best old-school movies that have been buried under the mountain of internet porn over the past few years.
You know… Collectors shit. The kind of stuff that I would like. Anyway, they’ve improved their thumbnail game. You can actually preview the videos before clicking on them now! Haha! And playing a video doesn’t open up completely unrelated tabs.
The playback experience is pretty damn good. You can click the video, and it’ll start seamlessly. You’ll be jerking your cock before you even realise it! You’ll also be able to torrent/download all the videos you find that you like.
As a user experience, it’s all pretty good! A lot better than when we last visited!
But What About SxyPrn’s Bisexual Porn?
They’re pretty fucking great! But then again… It doesn’t take much to please me! Even after all this time, I can watch a bunch of bouncing boobs all fucking day and be happy! Haha! But if you’re looking for great Bisexual porn, this ain’t a bad place to stop.
The latest upload right now is titled “Twinks First Anal & Double Penetration with a girl”. That’s right! I told you I’d go through all the 2 guys 1 girl videos for our fruity brothers! There was just enough pussy for me to enjoy it as much as any gay/bi guy!
These aren’t just any twinks, either. This video features Svandylove and Drake Von. Both are some of the hottest guys in the gay porn world. (That’s right! You better believe I’m tuned in with the gay porn world!)
Svandylove documents his relationship on his YouTube channel with almost 1 million followers! Apparently, this video was featured on his OnlyFans page… We won’t talk about how it ended up here, though! Haha!
Anyway, this video is 22 minutes of these two twinks double-teaming a petite little babe while getting off with each other. If you like your guys and girls on the smaller side, you’re gonna really love this!
The production wasn’t half bad, either. It starts with the girl in the kitchen washing dishes… And for whatever reason, Svandylove and Drake Von come in, looking at her like a piece of meat! Haha! I half-expected them to start fucking then and there!
It doesn’t take long before they slow-burn into a 20-minute threesome. That girl looked like the happiest girl in the world. She knelt down and throated those cock like it was gonna save their lives! The guys got so into it, they even started jerking off while she licked their cocks!
Like I said… I’m on the straight side of the tracks… But I know a work of art when I fucking see one! Haha! There are hundreds more videos like that on SxyPrn!
What I Like
A lot of the videos you find here are pretty well-produced. You can find clips from exclusive OnlyFans pages and porn sites you might not have heard of. I’ve never been a fan of SxyPrn’s UI, but the content never disappointed!
What I Didn’t Like
Other than needing an adblocker and a VPN, there isn’t much to complain about. Obviously, for any bisexuals, you’d love a collection of more than just 315 videos to choose from… But let’s be honest… Are you really gonna be going through
all fucking 315 clips?
You’ll find something you like if you try hard enough! Haha!
Tips From ThePornDude
Help our brother in the UK, why don’t you?! Imagine all the hot bisexual porn they could be jerking off to! Why would you fold so easily?! Haha! Well… I guess just more videos would be fine, too!
Conclusion
SxyPrn’s collection of bisexual porn isn’t half bad. You can find hot videos from popular OnlyFans accounts, lost videos from sites you probably won’t remember, or some of the hottest from the most premium porn sites online!
