What’s up, freak? I heard you like to live on both sides of the aisle! I heard you like to play on both tracks from time to time! I've heard you play for both teams from time to time! Haha! I’m sorry… It’s pretty awesome how many euphemisms we come up with for being gay or bi.
I could do that all fucking day! Haha! Anyway, it’s almost Christmas season! And this season, we’re gonna be enjoying all the bisexual porn the internet has to offer. I thought I’d give the fans pages a little break for now.
Man… I really got lost in that, huh? I don’t think I’ve spent that long on anything before! I mean, we’ve had some long fucking arcs. The Japanese Adult Twitter arc was pretty long… But the OnlyFans stuff really rocked my world.
To be honest… I don’t think we’re even done. I don’t think we’ll ever be done. After Christmas, I’ll probably get right back to it! Shit, I might just decide to check out some fans pages during this bisexual porn arc if I’m feeling it.
The way some girls on OnlyFans upload, they’ve got more content than actual fucking porn sites nowadays! But for now… We’re gonna be reviewing actual fucking porn sites. Why bisexual porn? I don’t know… I guess I was feeling a little adventurous this season.
So far, we’ve had some heavy hitters in the porn world. And next up, we’re gonna be enjoying all the bisexual content PornHoarder has to offer! That’s right! There’s actually a site called PornHoarder! Haha!
If you’ve never heard of it until now, I don’t blame you. It only came online in May. Literally the middle of this year (2026). And since then, it’s been blowing the fuck up! I know everyone thinks the sky is fucking falling with all the new avenues of porn nowadays.
It’s gonna take a long fucking time before people just stop using porn sites. Seriously… Even when people start using VR to enjoy porn, it’s only gonna be the people who can afford that kinda tech who’ll actually use it.
You can rest assured that, for the next 10 years, at least! Porn sites like PornHoarder will continue to thrive as long as they’re consistent with their content uploads… And boy, are they!?
They only started in the middle of this year, and it wasn’t long before they started averaging tens of millions of users a month! Those are fucking astronomical numbers! They’ve got a collection of all the hottest porn categories you can imagine.
And they’ve got a pretty sweet UI for you to navigate through them all, too! At one point this year, they peaked as the 992nd biggest porn site online! So they’re more than comfortably in the top 4000. And you’d better believe they’ve got the content to back up those numbers!
We’ll focus solely on bisexual content today. There’s plenty more content if you ever get tired jerking off to small orgies, though! Haha! Oh… I just remembered… If you're really get bored of jerking off to the guys and girls on here, you can head over to yours truly!
That’s right! Old Uncle PornDude had a little part to play in PornHoarder’s success this year. You know how it is… There’s just so much going on at one time, I start to forget which porn projects I had anything to do with!
Are You More Gay Than Straight? Or Are You More Straight Than Gay?
PornHoarder will have you asking those questions all fucking day! On all the sites that I’ve reviewed this month, it usually skews more one way than the other. Sometimes there’ll be more guy-on-guy videos with a girl thrown in. Sometimes there’ll be more girl-on-girl content with one guy thrown in.
On PornHoarder, you’re gonna be scrolling though a true bisexual experience. There won’t be a second where you won’t see a cock in another guy’s ass or two chicks sticking their tongues down each other's throats!
It’s a real fucking party! Haha! PornHoarder’s bisexual collection is pretty damn impressive! Although I’ve gotta admit… The whole experience on this site could use some fucking work. Right now, PornHoarder has a collection of 565 videos.
Those aren’t exactly Pornhub numbers… But all the videos you’ll find are pretty high-quality! You’ll just have a hard time going through them all right now… The UI is pretty much broken. If you wanna filter through all the bisexual porn… You’re gonna have to wait a while.
The filter for the site is just not working at the moment. You should be able to go through all this hot bi content by order or date, popularity, or relevance, but none of the options you choose changes anything.
You can click on any of the filters at the top of the page… The page will stay the same, even if you refresh! If you wanna see all the awesome content PornHoarder has to offer, you’re gonna have to go through them the old-fashioned way!
That’s kind of a bummer for now… But there’s a good chance the devs will fix that in the near future. They didn’t get 25 million monthly users by being tardy! Haha! On another note, the way they do the thumbnail previews is pretty unique.
I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it. Usually, sites will feature a clip of the video if you hover over the thumbnail. Other sites will use more of a slideshow feature. But if you wanna see what you’ll enjoy before clicking the link, you can hover over the thumbnail to see a collage of some of the shots in the video.
Can’t say I’m a fan, to be honest… It’s way too small to appreciate. But, hey! At least you know what you’re getting before you commit! Actually getting to the video is pretty low drama, too. You won’t have to click off of extra tabs just to hit play.
Actually playing the video, though… That’s a whole different story! I haven’t had this much trouble trying to get through a video in a long fucking time! I thought I’d never have to deal with shit like this again.
Just trying to start a video means opening and closing a new tab about five fucking times. And if you wanna pause or skip forward, good fucking luck! The force redirects are fucking relentless!
If you want to pause the video without being thrown to an AliExpress sales page, you’ll have to use the spacebar. Thankfully, you can also skip forward and backward with the arrow keys. That pretty much fixes the problem.
And yes, this happens even if you have an ad blocker on. I don’t know how the fuck they managed to do that. You’d think new technology would mean better porn sites, not better adware! Haha!
Anyway, at least you can add PornHoarder to the list of porn sites that love and care about your country’s porn fix! For all the British perverts out there, you won’t need a VPN to access this site! Haha! How long that’ll last, though… Who knows! Haha!
This One’s For the Guys!
There’s a pretty even spread of cock/pussy content on PornHoarder’s bisexual content. But I’d say this one kind of skews towards guy-on-guys a little more. So, for all the cock-lovers out there, you’re gonna love this.
One of the latest videos features an OnlyFans sample from a creator we reviewed this year! Little Pony Wife. I won’t get into it now, but this lady is pretty unhinged. She is obsessed with giant cocks… Particularly ones of the black variety.
And she loves nothing more than to fuck hung guys in front of her loving husband. It’s literally all she thinks about. She manages her own fucking subreddits dedicated to just that!
The video titled “Onlyfans Little Pony Wife More Hot Videos Of Her 1 2 3 4” features her loving husband jerking off a massive black cock while Little Pony Wife tries to get her mouth around the bellend. It was a team effort, and great fucking content for someone who swings both ways!
What I Like
If you’re not just
bicurious and you’re here for some cock with a little bit of pussy, then you’re gonna fucking love the content you’ll find here. This shit isn’t for posers. PornHoarder has some of the hottest bisexual porn out of all the sites we’ve seen so far!
What I Didn’t Like
The UI is fucking shot. There’s no easy way to get through the hundreds of hot bisexual uploads here. Until it gets fixed, you’re gonna have to go through them all the old-fashioned way.
Tips From ThePornDude
The guys seriously need to fix the filter options. And you know what? It wouldn’t hurt to give people the ability to mix and match categories through filters! Or at least allow them to filter each category by quality, length, source.. You know,
that kind of thing.
Conclusion
PornHoarder’s bisexual collection is
exactly the kind of shit any true bisexual guy is looking for! If you want to see cocks on cocks with a sprinkle of pussy, this is just the place for you!
