What’s up, you naughty little freak?! How’s the holidays treating ya?! Did you manage to get that unholy must out of your room before your family came over!? Did you manage to get all that cum out of your balls?
I hope you’re not the type of perv who thinks about their hot cousin! Trust me, it’s not as hot as you think it is when the feeling isn’t mutual! Haha! If the feeling is mutual, though… Live your best fucking life!
Anyway, we’re still in the world of bisexual porn in the mainstream/traditional porn world! It’s been one hell of a ride! We had to take a break from all that OnlyFans content at some point! But don’t worry, it won’t be too long before we’re back at it!
Today, we’re visiting an old friend, Aloha Tube. (Alohatube.com) One of my personal favorites! Although I never got the chance to do anything with them in terms of collabs. It’s a little late for something like that right now, but if the time ever comes… I’ve got open arms!
Aloha Tube was made all the way back in 2010. Just a little earlier than some of the biggest porn sites in the game! Sure, it never really got the porn prestige as big fish like Pornhub and Xvideos. But Aloha Tube has solidified itself as one of the most reliable porn spots on the internet!
With the way the site looks now, though… You’d have thought it was made in 2000! Haha! It’s still got that early HTML vibe. It’s not like it needs to change anything, though… Aloha Tube is still bringing in around 20 million pervs a month!
From all over the world! Right now, it’s sitting at around 2900 of the most popular sites on the internet! That’s a pretty big deal for a site that looks like it was made by someone who just learned how to make websites!
It’s kinda like Craigslist, you know? At this point, that early 2000s look is just part of the charm. Anyway, since 2010, Aloha Tube has been building one of the biggest porn collections online!
You can find some of the OLDEST porn videos you couldn’t find everywhere else. Remember the Great Porn Purge? Back in 2020, sites like Pornhub got into some real deep trouble for being a little too lazy when it came to taking down super questionable content.
As a consequence, Pornhub and sites just like it decided to burn everything! It was for a good cause… But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a sad day. Well, anyway, all the content that didn’t deserve to be lost in the fires of bad decisions stayed right here!
That’s right! Aloha Tube has a collection of content older than the site itself! And it has a pretty damn good collection of every new kind of content from some of the hottest premium porn sites online! That includes all the newest queer porn!
If you’re looking for bisexual porn, you can scroll through the hottest twinks of 2020 all the way back to when kissing another dude was basically a fucking crime! Content like that has a WHOLE different vibe to the queer porn we have today! Haha!
Right now, Aloha Tube’s collection of porn is sitting pretty at around 23 million pieces of content… And that number’s going up by about 60k every fucking week! Among that, you can find some of the hottest bisexual porn that’s ever touched the internet, old and new!
One of the Hottest Archives of Bi Porn
Of those 23 million+ videos, you can find around 160k+ in the bisexual category… That’s
definitely one of the biggest collections of bisexual porn we’ve seen this Christmas. I think it might actually be the biggest so far!
Don’t hold me to that, though… We’ve been looking at A LOT of porn websites this month. 160k+ videos are gonna be pretty damn hard to beat! Haha! It’s statistically impossible that you won’t find your favorite bisexual porn video on this site.
Although the navigation might make that a little tricky! Unfortunately, unlike Craigslist, Aloha Tube didn’t even update the site a little bit to suit the times. You’re gonna have some pretty long sessions just scrolling through those tens and tens of thousands of videos.
In fact, it’s probably statistically impossible that you’ll even see all of the thumbnails for Aloha Tube’s bisexual content! There are basically no filters to actually help you go through all of that content!
The most you'll find are the options at the top right-hand corner to search by Top Rated videos and search by New videos. You’ll also get to choose to search pages 1 through 10. Once you reach the 10th page, you’ll be able to search every 3 pages after that.
Unless you’ve decided that Aloha Tube is the ONLY place you wanna jerk off, you’re gonna be missing A LOT of content. Even if Aloha Tube is somehow the only place you’ll ever look to jerk off to bisexual porn for the rest of your life…
There are SO many videos added EVERY SINGLE DAY, you’ll be catching up… Well… For the rest of your life! Haha! You’re just gonna have to accept it for what it is and enjoy the ride. You’re gonna be pretty impressed with what you find anyway! Haha!
You’ll also have the option to skip to the VERY last page. So if you search be New videos, you’ll be able to see the OLDEST bisexual video uploaded to the site! And that’s gonna be older than just every bisexual video you’ll ever see!
Every page has 100 videos on it… The best way to enjoy content on Aloha Tube is to just set your cursor to cruise control with your cock in your hand. Like I said, it’s statistically impossible that you’ll be disappointed!
All the Bi Porn You Missed
As a devoutly pussy-loving straight male, I’m more than happy to constantly admit that Bi porn videos are some of the BEST porn videos! Why? Because EVERYONE is having a good time!
There’s nothing better than watching a video watching an orgy where everyone is literally fucking everyone! I’m talking, ZERO discrimination! Haha! It’s fucking glorious! The way these guys fuck in these videos, I almost get a little jealous.
But alas… Pussy will always be the thing that makes me the happiest! That doesn’t mean I can’t watch everyone else have fun. One of the more popular videos I found on Aloha Tube is a fucking wild title: My Husband Gets His Ass Fucked by My Young Lover.
Haha! You read that right! And you’d better believe everyone in that video is having a fucking great time! There are no porn actors here. This video is an authentic upload of a swinger couple sharing a young twink.
Apparently, the wife has been fucking this guy for a while, and her husband wanted to try that cock out for himself! He was not disappointed! Haha! The husband was pretty fucking built, though.
It’s not every day you get to see a bigger guy getting fucked in the ass by a twink. Well… Getting fucked in the ass might not be the right way to put it. I don’t know how to describe it… But the way the husband was riding that guy…
You’d have thought he was the one doing the fucking! I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like that in my life. Haha! That’s a couple that will stand the test of time! Those who fuck together, stay together! Haha!
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to unique queer porn you probably won’t find anywhere else. Seriously… You’ll be searching for a pretty long ass time to find content like this! It’s definitely worth the scroll!
What I Like
160k+ is a pretty fucking big collection of bisexual porn. I think this might be the biggest stash we’ve found this Christmas. Not to mention, with THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of new videos being added each week, you’ll NEVER run out of stuff to enjoy!
What I Don’t Like
The search system is straight out of the early 2000s, despite this site being made in 2010! The only way you’ll find anything on this site is by setting the filters to
Top Rated or
New and just trusting the process!
Also… The thumbnails open on the source sites. So, you’ll have to deal with that. They were experimenting with keeping it all on one page. But I guess that’s harder to do than you’d think.
Conclusion
Aloha Tube has one of the, if not THE biggest, collections of bisexual porn you’ll ever find. You can find some of the very best porn spanning from the early 2000s! It’ll be pretty damn hard to find content like this anywhere else!
