What’s up, you horny little freak?! Merry fucking Christmas! I can’t believe the year’s gone by so fucking quickly! It feels like just yesterday, I discovered that you could enjoy OnlyFans content just as much as the stuff you’ll find on Pornhub!
It was a pretty big moment in my life, if I’m gonna be totally honest. But at the end of the year, I decided to take a break from looking at all the newest sluts on OnlyFans and all of its knock-offs, and enjoy some good old-fashioned internet porn for the holidays!
The world is getting more and more uncertain. Nowadays, you never know what’s coming around the corner. At this point, I don’t think anyone would be surprised if aliens arrived tomorrow! And the porn world is no different!
Except, instead of crushing anxiety, all that uncertainty is just SUPER exciting! I mean, who knows what the online porn scene is gonna be like in the next 5 years! Sure, there’s a chance that not much will change.
But there’s a pretty damn good chance that we’ll all be fucking in virtual reality! Instead of blogs, I might be talking to you about all the latest VR sex servers via hologram! The future is fucking here! So, we might as well just enjoy the ride!
Anyway, I decided to get a little zesty for the Christmas season! That’s right! What better way to enjoy the Christmas spirit than watching guys fuck girls who fuck girls who fuck guys who fuck guys! There’s never a person in those clips who isn’t having the time of their fucking life!
Seriously… Sometimes, I get a little jealous of queer guys… I mean, don’t get me wrong. I LOVE pussy like my life fucking depends on it! (It actually kinda does.) But if we’re all gonna be super fucking honest with ourselves…
The guys who swing both ways are having WAY more fun. There’s just way more to do! Haha! Anyway, some of the sites we’ve seen this month have been pretty damn impressive. We’ve seen some pretty giant collections of bisexual porn.
We’ve seen some less big, but pretty unique collections. Today, we’re visiting Thumbzilla! (thumbzilla.com) If you’ve never heard of that site before, I totally get it. It’s not exactly the first thing you think of when you think of internet porn.
In fact, if you click on any old thumbzilla.com link, it’ll actually just take you to Pornhub. Why? Because they’re owned by the same parent company: Aylo. You might have heard of them a few years back during some drama in the porn world.
Back then, they were called MindGeek. Yeah, they never went away! They got acquired by a company that focused on ethical practices in adult entertainment and changed their name! Aylo is about as big-time as it gets in the porn world.
They’re responsible for hosting damn near every porn site you’ve ever heard of: Pornhub, Redtube, YouPorn, Tube8, Xtube… If you ever wondered what it would be like to have a monopoly on porn, these guys are as close as it gets!
And for whatever reason, they’ve decided to almost make Thumbzilla and Pornhub the same thing. I’m not even sure if the link under this blog will take you to the Thumbzilla site. It might just take you to Pornhub!
The best way to actually get it is the old school way: Typing it into Google! It’ll be the first thing that comes up! Don’t be fooled by the Pornhub logo next to the link. Again… I have no idea why they’re doing all of that, but the first link will take you to the actual Thumbzilla website.
Maybe they’re thinking of shutting it down. Apparently, it’s ranked insanely low in the global list of websites compared to all of the other porn sites. I don’t know the real reason. But it’d be a damn shame if they shut it down.
It’s not the most popular porn site in the world, but the quality of content is up there with the best of ‘em. And that goes for the LGBTQ+ content! Thumbzilla ain’t a bad place to stop if you’re looking for some high-quality queer porn!
Thumbzilla’s Queer Scene
You know… When people search for
bisexual porn, they’re usually looking for guys-on-guys. One guy fucking two girls is basically just regular porn. You know what I mean?
To a straight guy, the only thing hotter than a girl getting railed is TWO girls getting railed!It kinda feels weird finding a bunch of girls making out in the bisexual category of a porn site. I can’t be the only one who thinks so! Since the beginning of internet porn, when two girls are in a video… It’s kind of just assumed that they’ll start making out!
I know, I know! That sounds pretty fucked up! Girls aren’t just soulless objects for gooners to jerk off to. Being gay applies to them, too! Haha! I’m just saying… Most people searching for porn are dudes. So most people looking for bi/gay porn… Are looking for other dudes!
Thumbzilla.com knows this… So, they’ve got an entire category called bisexual males. There’s no bisexual category. I’ve never seen that before… But I kind of agree.
I mean, shit! Even when girls look for bisexual porn, they’re really just trying to find two guys making out while fucking one girl. Right now, Thumbzilla’s bisexual male category has just over 2,600 videos.
That’s not a bad collection! Unfortunately, clicking on the link to that category page just takes you to Pornhub. I don’t know why. I think they really might be planning to shut the site down. But don’t worry. I’m always ready to go above and beyond to give you the best porn insight you can find! Haha!
I searched through the site’s entire collection of bisexual porn and found over 25k videos! I know… That’s basically 10 times more than the bisexual male category! From the looks of it, that’s a site issue… Because going through all those videos, I’m seeing nothing but cock!
And don’t worry, you won’t have to search through all of those videos to find something to your liking. Thumbzilla actually has some of the cleanest UI in the game. Once you search for a category, there’ll be a list at the top of the page with a bunch of related tags.
For some reason, even on Thumbzilla, bisexual cuckold is popular enough to be one of those tags. I’ve gotta be super honest with you… I’ve got no idea why cuckold is such a thing with people who watch bisexual porn.
I guess guys are just out here fantasizing about what it’s like to get fucked by the guy who’s fucking your wife! Anyway, you’re spoiled for choice with the amount of bisexual content you’ll be watching!
Thumbzilla’s Hot New Bi Porn!
You’re definitely not gonna be disappointed with the content either! Watching videos on Thumbzilla is an easier experience than you’ll find on just about every other porn aggregator. For starters, the videos actually open on the same site!
That’s right! You won’t have to risk slowing down your PC by clicking on an ad-filled nightmare! The video even starts automatically! One of the more popular videos you’ll find on Thumbzilla is titled Thanksgiving Turns Into A Messy Threesome
There’s no fucking way people didn’t jerk off to this on Thanksgiving! Haha! The videos feature Drake Von, femboy extraordinaire, Foxy Alex, and Serbian sex queen, Cherry Kiss! (AKA Ivana Jovanovic)
The video starts off with VERY little dialogue. Foxy Alex is cooking in the kitchen, and Drake Von bumps into him. Foxy Alex shouts “Is that your dick?!” and they just start fucking. That carries on for most of the video until Cherry Kiss makes Drake Von choose whose ass is better!
It looked like a pretty great time! There’s no shortage of unique premium bisexual fun you can find here on Thumbzilla!
What I Liked
This is up there with one of the better collections of bisexual porn we’ve seen this Christmas! Out of the 25k+ videos on here, there’s definitely one here you’ll remember for the rest of your life! And that clean ass UI is gonna make it pretty easy to find!
What I Don’t Like
I don’t actually know if they’re planning on shutting the site down. But having the links on the site randomly take you to Pornhub’s front page ain’t a good sign! I mean, finding the actual site is hard enough!
Tips From ThePornDude
Stop directing your links to Pornhub!
Conclusion
Thumbzilla.com is up there with some of the best collections of bisexual porn online! This is the kind of content all the guys and gals can get off to! There’s nothing but high-quality, premium queer porn here!
