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If you ask most normies about the first British city they think of whenever they cast their minds to the United Kingdom, they're most likely to say London, right? Well, the truth is that there's much more to this rain-soaked island than the capital, and one of its most iconic cities is arguably that of Manchester.

Sure, Manchester might get a lot more rain than most of the parts of the country, and it seems to be one of those cities that's perpetually pissing down whenever you visit. However, that shitty weather doesn't dampen the mood of the locals, and it's since become one of the most musical cities in the UK alongside the likes of Liverpool.

I mean, fuck, this is the birthplace of iconic bands like Oasis and Joy Division. Whenever my horny ass visits Manchester, though, it's safe to say that the music being created definitely isn't the kind that would be fit for mass public consumption because it's usually the orgasmic moans coming from the spit-drenched necks of some of Manchester's wildest whores!

Yep, I've lost count of the number of times I've railed some of this Northern English city's dirtiest sluts in city center hotel rooms and had them squirting so damn hard that it's wetter in the room than it is in the rain storm outside. Now, if you have your head on your shoulders and want to follow my porn-fueled lifestyle, I might just have the kind of website that can pave the way for you to do so, and it's called Candyshopescorts.co.uk!

What is Candyshopescorts.co.uk?

Candyshopescorts.co.uk is an escort agency that pledges to bring you what they call a premier selection of Manchester sex workers right to your door. They say they've handpicked a range of female sluts from across Manchester and nearby cities like Liverpool, all of whom have been chosen for their ability to ‘’put clients at ease’’ aka drain their balls!

Based in the Cheetham Hill area of Manchester, the site has a lot of bold boasts to be found across at homepage, and they claim their escort services have been rated amongst the top 1% in Manchester based on how damn happy their cum-drained clients have been after using their services.

What Manchester Escorts Does Candyshopescorts.co.uk Have?

There have been countless times that I've seen with my own eyes just how utterly sexy your average Mancunian slut can be, and I'm now eager to see whether Candyshopescorts.co.uk can keep up that tradition by delivering us with the kind of dick-draining escorts that they promise.

● 20-Year-Old Belle is One of the Agency’s Most Popular Escorts - At a mere 20 years old, Belle is one of the 18+ youngest escorts to be found on Candyshopescorts.co.uk and the site claims that their phone is ringing off the hook with people trying to book a sex-fueled session with her. And when you see the gallery she has on offer, often with pictures showing her in some of the most gorgeous lingerie imaginable that frames her blonde and breedable body gorgeously, you quickly understand why. The site claims she is slim, intelligent, and charming and that you shouldn't underestimate her sexual prowess in the bedroom just because she's 20 years old.

● Mel is a GILF Escort in Manchester - But what if you're looking for someone who has three times the experience that a girl like Belle does? In that case, you could do much worse than meeting the gorgeous Mel, who is a 60-year-old British granny with a sex drive that has only gotten even more potent as the years have gone by. The site claims she looks younger than 60 years old but quickly proves she has the kind of sexual talents in bed that confirm she is a woman who has lived a wild lifestyle over the years. The gigantic and all-natural mummy milkers on this girl will blow your mind, and they must look epic when they're bouncing around on her chest as she slams her big old ass down on your cock.

● Stevie the Mancunian MILF With Porn-Tier Tits - While her first name might not be the most appealing, you'll quickly forget all about it when you see the gigantic pair of bolt-on titties that this MILF in her late thirties has swinging around on her chest. Blonde, tanned, and gym fit, she brings all of the MILF magic to the hotel room that you've always dreamed of, and it's safe to say she has the kind of body that looks like it could ride your dick all night long and never get tired. You'd better be well prepared for this sex-fueled harlot because she looks like a girl who isn't happy until your balls have shriveled up into the size of peanuts after she's drained every last drop of them dry!

The Design of the Site

Candyshopescorts.co.uk begins with an in-your-face header bar that is the same pink tones as the pussies that sit between the fuckable sluts who are offering their services through the site. It's complemented by white text that's the same color as the liquid you'd love to see spraying across their faces and tits when your sticky sex session comes to an end.

The site's logo comprises the site's initials in a clean white circle. It is followed by a main menu with links to the escort portfolio, a drop-down list of locations, a filter menu that lets you search for escorts by type, see the rates, and explore a dedicated escort blog.

A button informs you about the site recruitment process if you're a slut looking to monetize her passion and sign up with Candyshopescorts.co.uk. There’s also booking information on whether you want to book over the phone or via WhatsApp.

Candyshopescorts.co.uk’s homepage begins with a very well-written text that informs you about everything you need to know about the site and its services. This text is kept nice and sleek, with a drop-down button that lets you expand it to the fullest. Otherwise, your eyes are then pulled into the escort portfolio below.

The escort portfolio displays a list of featured sex workers in Manchester via horizontal rows of five profiles, each with a watermark profile picture, name and age, dress size, height, and the size of their boobs. There's also a filter that lets you narrow down Mancunian escorts who are available to meet tonight.

The lower half of the site's homepage contains need-to-know information accompanied by erotic stock images. It also includes a selection of the latest articles added to the site’s handy escort blog.

What I Like Most About it

Candyshopescorts.co.uk definitely feels like an escort platform that isn't bullshiting in some of its boasts and claims. This might not be the biggest selection of Mancunian escorts in the world, but it's safe to say that all of the featured women do indeed look as though they have in hand-picked based on their sexual performance and the amount of XXX niches they're able to unleash in the bedroom.

Have you ever been sitting there in a Manchester hotel room, dick in hand, horny as fuck and desperate to bury your dick in an escort you've seen online, only to find out she's not actually available on the day? It's a pain in the ass! However, Candyshopescorts.co.uk has found a great workaround for this through the ‘’available tonight’’ feature that allows you to narrow down the escorts according to those down to rock up at your hotel room that very night.

I also loved how Candyshopescorts.co.uk hasn't neglected the lust that many people have for mature escorts in Manchester, whether they are MILFs or GILFs. After all, these are the kind of women who are often packing the type of sexual experience that can blow a man's mind in the bedroom, and you will have no problem finding horny older women to book a sex session with on Candyshopescorts.co.uk, that's for sure.

What I Don’t Like

The only part of Candyshopescorts.co.uk that I found was lacking was the ‘’escorts by type’’ filter in the main menu. Sure, this menu lets you filter sex workers down according to those who are bisexual, mature, brunette, curvy, etc., but there are a lot more genres and niches that could be catered for here, and I'll explain precisely which ones I mean in the next section.

Suggestions I Have for Candyshopescorts.co.uk

The escort filters on Candyshopescorts.co.uk could be much better by adding a few more popular niches that many mongers are searching for. I'm talking about genres like 18+ teen escorts, Femdom, party girls, raven hair, and all of that good stuff.

Conclusion

Hell yeah, man! The streets of Manchester might be soaking wet half of the time and covered in rain, but you can do the exact same to the city's hotel rooms by hiring one of the gorgeous looking escorts from this platform and letting them show you just how wild a Mancunian slut can be! It could do with adding a few more escort filters to the site, though!