Cheshire Companions

If your mum asks about your Cheshire Companions, you might tell them about your buddy in the cheese industry, but this ain’t family dinner and I ain’t your parent. No, I’m your dirty old pal The Porn Dude, and well, my own friends are pretty kinky, too. As are the women we’ll be meeting today, but unlike most of the lovely ladies we gawk at around here on the internet, you might actually have a chance at meeting up with one of these titular companions tonight. Well, assuming you can afford the date anyway. Sweet as they may be, none of them are operating any charities that I’m aware of.

CheshireCompanions.com is a prestigious escort agency operating in the North West of England. They’ve been around for a good quarter century, which tells you a lot about the quality of the services they’re offering. The site gets close to 10,000 visitors a month, which is impressive as hell for an agency-based escort site operating out of such a relatively small area; I’ve seen worldwide escort-ad platforms that struggle to maintain those kinds of numbers. Being something of a globe-trotting pervert myself, I’m in town for a minute and curious what kind of action I might be able to find tonight. If you’ve got similar questions in mind, read on to see if I found the answers, or just click the link to start looking for a date right now.

Just Who Are These Cheshire Companions?

I’m sure you’ve seen it already, but I’ve got dozens of escort directories ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude. They’re not all created equal, hence the whole rating system, and CheshireCompanions immediately stands out as one of the nicer looking joints in the genre. There are plenty of platforms out there rolling with half-baked presentations that feel more like cash grabs than useful resources for finding a fun time tonight.

Part of this boils down to the fact that Cheshire Companions is an agency that’s been around for a good, long while. They’ve figured out the ins and outs of the business, and learned to cater to their clients’ desires. As you’ve probably figured out by now, it’s a bit safer to use an agency versus responding to ads posted by independent providers, though the selection can often suffer as a result.

True, CheshireCompanions.com doesn’t have quite the same expansive range as the sites where anybody can post an ad, but goddamn, I was immediately impressed by the lineup. They’ve got dozens of beautiful, high-end escorts to choose from, and they start teasing you with the eye candy the moment you land. I was immediately drawn to 27-year-old tennis player Alana, flashing a glimpse of her ass in the front-page shot, as well as thick-ass MILF Freya.

It’s a damn fine range of women, and wait till you see the variety on offer. There’s a dropdown menu of Categories as well as quick links at the top of the spread, letting you narrow your options down to the blondes or brunettes, bisexual chicks or busty ones, mature gals or the 18-30 set. For the big spenders who appreciate the better things in life, there’s even an Elite option for the highest of high-end hoes.

Cheshire is a big place, and I know what some of you are already thinking. There’s no distance filter like they’ve got on some of the bigger escort sites, but they’ve got a dropdown menu with locations all over North West England. If you’re not looking to travel too far for your little fling, you can dial in beauties everywhere from Alderly Edge and Altrincham to Wilmslow and Wirral.

I kind of assumed before I started clicking that Manchester would be a hub of Cheshire Escorts, and I wasn’t wrong; clicking the city brought up 42 models who I just might encounter in the next couple days. To my surprise, every city I clicked on brought up almost the same exact set of escorts. I’m not sure if it’s a glitch or what, but you might end up with little bit of traveling to do. Honestly, though, I think you’ll be up for it once you take a look at these beauties.

Taking in the Eye Candy First

As a relatively small platform compared to the everyone-welcome escort directories, I’m not upset that CheshireCompanion.com hasn’t implemented quite as many filters as other sites. Body type and hair color options can be useful when you have thousands of girls to sift through, but it’s easy enough to do by photo here. The Categories and Locations menus are really about all you need.

They have, however, included a very useful feature for seeing who’s available tonight. I’m writing this on a Monday evening, around 9:00 PM in Manchester, and I’m guessing a lot of their ladies are already booked out for the evening. I’ve only got eight to choose from right now, but at least they’re all consistently gorgeous.

One of the Cheshire Companions who caught my eye immediately was 42-year-old Spanish Cora, who’s posing in some sexy red lingerie in her main profile shot. Clicking through to her full listing, I found more photos showing off the goods in a few different outfits. While CheshireCompanions doesn’t seem to allow the fully explicit photos you find on some platforms, they offer some very nice, very enticing photo previews of the products they’re hawking. I’m less disappointed about the lack of nipples than the lack of faces, but that’s just how it goes in this industry in a lot of places. The good news is that, having been in business for 25 years, I trust these guys not to hook me up with a butterface.

On a similar note, the listings here just aren’t too explicit. They tell you a babe’s basic stats like hair color, sexual orientation and booby size, but there’s no menu of depraved sex acts available to see if any particular gal is willing to do that particular thing that really gets you going. It’s another regional pitfall of the hobby, so be ready to do some negotiating up front to see if you’ve chosen the right escort.

Pick Your Favorite Cheshire Companions and Have Fun

CheshireCompanions.com might not be super-specific about the services being offered, but they’re not making you guess about everything. Prices are clearly listed, so you can find an escort who’s working right within your budget. Cora, for example, is typically charging in chunks at £160 an hour, though you can get a deal on a two-hour session if you book in advance. Given how many women are available tonight, I’m guessing most customers are doing just that and I recommend the same. Overall, prices are really fucking nice considering the caliber of talent they’re working with around here.

You can also read customer reviews, a small but vital feature that only the shittier escort sites are omitting these days. There’s no star ranking system, which I like because it forces users to write real reviews that tell you at least a little about the experience. Cora has four writeups right now, spanning back about a year, and everyone seems very pleased with her performance. Much respect to my dude Chrisxs for going into detail about his two hours with the lady, said to be punctual, attentive, responsive and intelligent. “Experienced GFE, the opposite of vanilla,” he concludes. “Thank you.”

Once you’ve selected your date for the evening (or morning, afternoon, or whatever), booking is as simple as picking up your phone and dialing the number on the screen. There’s no registration required to peruse the CheshireCompanions website, nor to set up an appointment, cutting down on any paper trail your wife might get angry about. I know how she can be.

At the end of the day, CheshireCompanions.com is one of the best options if you’re looking for a high-end call girl in the North West of England. The agency has earned their longstanding reputation through literally decades of providing some of the hottest, most intimate experiences with some of the most beautiful women of the region. If you’re a discerning customer looking for the very best of the best, you’ve got much better odds with this known quantity than you get with some random chick from a random ad. Just take a look at all those photos and tell me I’m lying!