Why Not Bi porn! Do blondes have the most fun? Nah. I think it’s actually the bisexuals. Imagine all the doors that could open for you if you’re bi. When your asshole door is open for both men and women with strapons, fucking can get wild. The opportunities for orgies are much, much greater. Like, if you were in an orgy with chicks only, it’s called a gangbang. If you went to a sex club, you could bang anyone there. I’m sure it’s way more fun than being straight. I’m very jealous. There’s even a term for people who are single and go to sex clubs. They’re called unicorns. Because they’re so fucking unique. Mostly couples go there. The Germans are particularly good at sex parties. I’ve been to some but I can’t be the unicorn you know? I only bang chicks which makes me just a random dude with a long penis. It’s filled with couples who want to swing or fuck a young tight thing, I can’t fuck the couples. And I’m not particularly a fan of any kind of cuckolding. So, I’m basically out of options with all the bi orgies. Look at WhyNotBi for instance. They have so much fun together. A lot of bi sites are more comical rather than purely horny.
It's the whole atmosphere of being involved with several people. Things can get interesting. For instance, when you go to WhyNotBi they play you a little intro clip right on the home page. I can’t take it seriously or get horny by it. Two dudes and a chick are watching TV together and the dude has his penis right into the chicken wings. At least they got creative and didn’t use popcorn. What if we held hands during our popcorn snacking? Or be like the bisexuals and I can stick my dick in there. I’m not getting my cock messy and oily with chicken fingers. The whole thing looks hilarious and not in any way arousing. Even if I was a chick and saw a cock blatantly arise out of chicken fingers, I would probably laugh and not get horny. I think these people in the clip found it comical too since the reactions are more like those thumbnails people on YouTube do. The whole clickbait mouth-agape-in-surprise thing. But of course, they end up fucking each other. If only real life worked that way. A chick gets presented with a penis out of nowhere and bam next thing you know she’s sucking on it.
Get a Room
I watched a couple of clips and they all seem to follow the same formula. You know when you go to jack off and you’ve got ads on the site with comedy porn? Yeah, WhyNotBi are basically that. The fucking itself is good but until you get to the fucking, it’s a cringefest. I only say comical because that’s sort of the intention here. Again, it reminds me of YouTubers who suck and try to make funny content but it ends up cringe. Seems like this is YouTube the porn version. In one video, a dad, mom and two of their kids are chilling at a table. Things get very horny and they end up banging each other. But before the watchable stuff happens, there’s a whole lot of weird shit. Tugging and pinching asses under the table. A lot of pretending that they’re not actually horny for each other while they grope and rub on their family members. It’s a whole fuckfest of semi-incest porn. Don’t forget, this is a family.
The stepdad and step siblings are all doing each other in the end. Call it two birds with one stone. Which is good when you think about it. If you’re the type of person that enjoys more lighthearted porn, likes bisexuals and step shit stuff, you’re gonna love these videos. If that’s not your taste at all then you wouldn’t give a shit. I personally don’t give too many shits about this but it’s really not my cup of cum. So, after all the tomfoolery they end up on the couch, all naked and sucking each other off. Well, the stepdad and stepson suck each other. At least one of them is doing the chick in one hole or another. I don’t understand the whole step fantasy. But it’s called a fantasy for a reason. Think about it. I don’t think you actually want to do any of those people. Chicks have fantasies of being forced into sex and execute them with partners they feel safe with. I don’t think they go around looking for a homeless guy's penis in the AMs.
Actually Good Content
Imagine that, I can talk about their videos. Why? Well, they give me fucking previews that’s why. Do you know home cumbersome it is to tell you shit about the porn I’m reviewing when they don’t have one fucking trailer floating around. It really cramps my style. Makes me never want to go to the site again even if the content is seemingly good. Thank fucking of WhyNotBi aren’t jerks about this. It’s all there, in high quality.
The trailers even run for a full minute. You might think that’s not enough but it’s the perfect amount. They reel you in and get you horny but they don’t give too much content out for free so you can fuck them in the ass and not pay for good porn. Also, they have swingers. Right next to the step shit porn, swingers also make a lot of sense in the bi world. There’s a plot to be had here. Sometimes it’s more interesting when a video has somewhat of a plot. If you choose to get into it like it’s a movie, you have the time to get things warmed up and horny before you get into the action.
In another video, two hot couples go to a hotel together. The intent isn’t to fuck at all. It just kind of sort of happens. And there’s beauty in that. You can gaslight yourself into thinking what is happening is real. It’s way more arousing when things happen spontaneously. It’s even more arousing when the chicks in the videos are hot. And they certainly are in this one. Oh, and the dudes too. They straight up look like rugged actors you see in Hollywood. WhyNotBi were doing a good job with picking hot talent. Nothing I’ve seen so far strikes me as low budget, dingy or lazy. There are four people here so do the math on how many variations there are for fucking. You have girl on girl action and yes, with a strap on, then the dudes are licking each other’s asses and plowing. You’ve got the dudes switching wives and fucking them right next to each other. All kinds of scenarios. Oh, and, this content is not comical at all. So they definitely have other types of porn and not just the cringe one. And who knows maybe it’s not cringe for you and you like it when things get downright silly.
Models Are All Bangable
I find it weird when a site claims to be bi but then only shows the babes in the models section. This is not the case with WhyNotBi.
The content is made for bisexuals and not just the male gaze. It’s not all about sucking the dudes' cocks while they’re in full clothing and the babe is buttfuck naked. I still find one thing weird though. All of the chicks that posed for the models’ sections are trying to look hot and desirable. You know how it goes. You have her naked or in lingerie and at least one tit is displayed. She’s either got a fuck me look on her face or some fingers in her mouth. It’s all very nice and arousing. And then you’ve got the male models. Some of them are naked with their cocks out, some are in clothes trying to look sexy and others are just very weird. Like, just a dude sitting on a couch looking at his phone. Or another dude talking to someone who’s barely in the shot.
I don’t know what the point of this is. Like they weren’t even trying you know? The ones that did try had a lot to show though. For my female audience, if you even exist, you’re gonna like the models on WhyNotBi. Oh wait, what am I saying? This shit is for bisexuals. So, I can talk to the men too. Okay, horny bastards, listen here. There are rugged daddies and twinks everywhere. So, whatever your taste is, they’ve got it. Good luck and enjoy a bunch of horny people having orgies.
