Bi Phoria! If you’re confused by the name, so was I. To me, it sounds like some mental disorder. But I’m associating it with all the coco crazy bipolar chicks I’ve banged. Let me tell ya, they’re fun in the sack but they’ll key your car and steal your hamster. But this site isn’t about that. Although I want a site like that, porn Gods, make it happen. Biphoria.com is all about bisexual porn. Hence, 'bi' for bisexual and 'phoria' for euphoria. And from what I can tell just by looking at the front page, it’s a euphoria and a half. Looks like the bisexuals have the most fun. There isn’t a single one on one video. Threesomes are only starting rookie numbers. There’s a video with so many people I can’t even count them. I only learned how to count to seven. It was necessary because of my seven-way. But these chicks and dudes do much more than seven-ways. And they go at it for a fucking long ass time. There are many videos that are longer than a fly's lifespan.
Hey, where’s my invite? Not only do they fuck each other’s brains out, but they also eat scrumptious food. So, basically a sex party for the rich and horny. The whole thing is set in a gigantic mansion. The orgy videos are just the tip of the iceberg. The more I scroll, the more the tip of my penis wants attention. All their models are fit, hot, and young. I’m in for a treat.
Silly Site
Biphoria.com has some quality content. They’re a reputable site that obviously care a lot about what stuff they put out. That’s why it makes me sad to see such a dated site. That shit needs updates pronto. The whole thing is giving me a seizure. It’s so full of moving stuff and gigantic posters and thumbnails that I feel dizzy. With a little bit of re-work, they could do much better. I don’t think many people will care about the site being clunky if they want to jack it. But why not make the user experience more pleasant?
You can’t even scroll without being bombarded with previews of their videos. I have no place to safely put my mouse, lest something starts moving. It’s like playing a game with land mines. When you finally make it to the end, you can see their info section. I appreciate the inclusion of stuff about them, who they are, and what they’re about. They even have an Insta and Twitter account. You can follow them and look at amazing pictures with your early morning coffee. Everything about this site screams high quality and dedication to the craft. I just hope their prices aren’t bonkers. It would make sense to ramp up costs since they put in so much effort. Did I not mention they’ve got full length movies? Yeah, fun stuff.
Fair Prices, Fair Perks
This site just loves giving you deals and discounts. And they’re not even on a countdown. No manipulative tactics from these bisexuals, no sir. Their monthly fee is 7 bucks. If you buy it in bulk and get yourself a yearly subscription, they’ll throw in 6 months extra. Who knew the bisexuals were this nice? The ones I’ve been with are always asking me for threesomes. Which, I’m not complaining about. If you want to take a gander at their site and see if you want to buy later, it’ll cost you two small ones. Unlike other sites, they give you a three-day peak at their junk instead of one. The perks are the usual. You can download all their 4k and HD porn. You’ve also got customer service on tap, 24/7.
I’d like to see quality sites like this do something different and interesting with their perks. It’s always the same old boring song. Give me some access to titty sucking or something. Maybe as a premium member, I can be a part of your videos in a bisexual chick sandwich. I don’t know, I’m not your ideas guy. What I’m missing here is a lifetime supply of their sweet, sweet porn. I would much rather pay a hefty fee and relax with my cock out than stress about paying every month. Do you know how many services I pay for already? The bills keep coming, but at least they’ve got pictures of boobs attached to them. I like that there’s a live chat included on their site. It’s very annoying when I’m mid masturbation session and I can’t reach out to a hot customer service provider. Hello, ma’am, I’d like to inquire about your models. I’m not sure if I want to buy. Please explain the nature of the breasts on your models. Tell me all about their bounciness perimeters, nipple colors, and potential piercings.
Fine Selection of Models
Finally, a semi-diverse crowd of titty fuckers and cock suckers. I was getting bored with all the mid twenties, blonde, fit chicks with balloon tits and mosquito-bite lips. They’ve even included male actors. What a surprise. On these types of sites, we pretend dudes don’t exist. Even though they’re 50% of the fucking that’s going on. All you can see is the same cookie-cutter chick on 50 pages. On biphoria.com you’ve got tattooed chicks, curvy chicks, and even curvy dicks. All the guys are mega ripped, sporting 12-pack abs and a look on their faces that says I’m the alpha and I’m gonna fuck your mom.
You’ve even got something for the older generations. Hey, old people like to fuck too you know? If the babe is not a MILF, then she’s a cougar on this site. Their age doesn’t stand in the way of their hotness scales whatsoever. And the older gentlemen look like silver foxes ready to take on ten young, busty babes without missing a beat. I can’t find one model that’s lacking in any way. They’re all smoking hot in their own fun way. Small tits, big tits, broad hips, and big lips, everything is on the menu. Except for small cocks, of course, that’s unforgivable in the porn world. Except for the Japanese. So, if you have a small cock, don’t try to join biphoria.com or any other hot and upcoming Western site. Just hop on a plane, go to Japan and you’ll be a star.
Keeps Getting Better
One sad downside of biphoria.com is that they give you nothing to work with if you’re not a paying customer. I can see it now, some dude with his pants down and dick up ready to dig in some bi content only to be disappointed. I appreciate when sites give a minute or two of their videos. It’s just a free sample, and it’ll make the customer inclined to come back for more. Their videos are so long that they can afford to pop a titty or two for the people who don’t have a buck to their name. Their galleries are also completely locked. They tease us with a tiny little preview, and it’s working. Every picture on here looks so hot I could bust a nut to the 12x12 preview with a picture of a lock on it. It's annoying how you can’t click on a button without being taken to the page for buying a subscription. Chill out, I just want to browse what’s up.
And oh boy, is there so much content to browse through. They’ve got like a trillion categories. Everything you can think of, you’ll find. Except for piss content for some reason. They’re so diverse I’m surprised they don’t have it. And don’t ask me why I searched for that. A man’s curious, okay?
My appetite for certain kinks has grown ever since I reviewed that site. Sadly, I won’t be watching a bunch of hot bisexuals pee on each other, such a shame. But at least you can enjoy some Gonzo porn. Which is a category I haven’t seen anywhere since the Cold War. I don’t think most people even know what that is. It’s a fancy schmancy way to say POV porn. Which is just awesome for VR. If you haven’t tried it, go do it now. If you don’t have a VR, you’ve always got an extra functional kidney. Or you know, a spare nut. If there are any sentimental folks out there, they have a spooning section for you. But I don’t see a lot of spooning going on. Whatever this type of cuddling is, I want it. Instead of hugging after banging, it would be just more banging. Now that’s my kind of night. Biphoria.com, let me in I want to smash.
