SpankNet

I checked out Spank Net earlier today, thinking it might be an excellent place to learn about corporal punishment. The thing is, though, I don’t think the spankings going on here are really considered punishment. “Funishment” might apply if you want to throw out some cutesy wordplay, and why not? I’m a big fan of adults having all kinds of play, including the pain-spiked pleasure you’ll find on SpankNet. Now, where did I put my paddle?

SpankNet.co.uk is a BDSM site for meeting other kinksters who like spankings. They get almost a million visits a month, which isn’t bad for a place where all the personal ads fall into such a deep niche. That means that, with any luck, I should be able to find a pretty lady to take or administer a spanking tonight, depending on how I’m feeling. So with that in mind, I loaded up the site to see who there was to see and what they were smacking asses with.

Before I get into it, I should probably point out that SpankNet.co.uk is based in the UK; it’s right there in the domain. That makes those million monthly visitors even more attractive because they’re all packed into a relatively small location instead of spreading out around the world. The downside is obvious, of course. So if you’re in the US or anywhere else, you’ll have to choose something else off my list of Hookup Sites here at ThePornDude.

Who Wants to Get Spanked?

How’d your spanking fetish begin? It’s such a common kink and kind of a funny thing to think about. As youngsters, we feared the slap of a hand, the crack of a belt, or the dull whack of a paddle. I once got reprimanded for fighting in school, and the teacher taught us that violence was wrong by making us bend over and hitting us with a large wooden implement until tears streamed down our faces. I’ve never looked back on the event with a boner, but maybe I would if the teacher had been a stern, sexy lady instead of a roid-raging fitness guy with ape-hairy arms.

Speaking from personal experience, most of the women I’ve been with appreciate a bit of spanking from time to time. If you’ve seen my work over at PornDudeCasting, you know how much I love bending pornstars over my knee and giving them a good spanking. The video whores themselves are just as excited, as evidenced by just how wet their pussies are by the time we start fucking, their asses glowing red from the smacks. If you ever get the chance to spank/bang a pornstar, I highly recommend the experience!

Of course, not everyone has the same kind of access to pornstars. And that’s where SpankNet.co.uk comes in, my friends, because they’ve got classified ads from thousands of spankers, spankees, and switches around the UK. Even before I’d dialed in a location, the front page showed me redheads in West Drayton, goth girls in Blackpool, and a nasty little curvy girl in Whitby who needs to be put in her place. There are ebony doms and girls next door, college pain sluts, and big-titty MILFs ready to give or receive spankings.

The full count today is around 750 female personal ads. I tried typing in a few postcodes to see how they’re scattered around. I found over 200 within 25 miles of London, 70 around Manchester, and 35 near Glasgow. Of course, as with any dating or hookup site, your pickings will depend a lot on where you live and how far you’re willing to travel. I’ve got to say, though, there are many more women on here than I’d expected. But even so, they’re vastly outnumbered by the 5400 dudes with ads. There are also around 80 trannies and 110 couples.

Take a Look at All These Spanking Freaks

One thing I like about SpankNet.co.uk is that you can browse and search the site without registering for an account. Most hookup sites make you register before you can even start looking. That’s a pain in the ass, especially when you get inside and can’t find any local freaks to fuck with. Well, here, you can just type in your postcode immediately and see who’s around. The downside is that this setup might discourage some spanking enthusiasts who’d prefer to have their profile hidden behind a low, easily scalable wall.

You can even use the search filters without registering, which will come in handy if you’re somewhere with a huge pool of users to choose from. SpankNet’s search filters help you find exactly who you’re looking for. You’ve got obvious choices like sex, orientation (spankee, spanker, or switch), how hard they like their spanking, and personal features like minimum and maximum height, preferred age, and marital status. If you’re looking to pay or be paid for spanking, that option’s listed under Sponsoring. You can also click on a couple of boxes if you only want SpankNet users who are online and/or verified.

(I got curious about the Sponsoring option, so I did a couple of searches to see who was selling and who was just giving it away for free. I was worried it would all be professionals, but it looks like a nice little spread. Of the current female ads on SpankNet, 259 of them expect to be paid, but 488 are in it just for the fun of impact play.)

Earlier today, I reviewed a more vanilla hookup site with really lackluster search filters, so I appreciate the extra effort here. However, if there’s one thing I’d change, I’d add s Search bar that can sift through the profile blurbs for keywords like Asian, BBW, paddles, or cosplay. That would add more functionality and help users find relevant posts that the current set of filters might miss.

Time for My Spanking, or Yours

I found a 25-year-old female, non-professional, verified spankee in London with a nice rack and some photos to prove it. Her intro blurb goes into depth about the different forms of corporal punishment she’s into, from belt thrashing to hairbrush spankings, plus some personal details that made her sound like my kind of chick otherwise. So the next step was obvious: I had to get in touch with this babe.

You do have to register an account to contact other SpankNet users. The good news is that unlike almost every other hookup site, you can send messages to other users for free. The only catch is that you have to fill out your profile, which takes a few minutes, and then it has to be approved, which can take a few hours. After that, you’re ready to start sending messages that hopefully lead to some real-life spanking.

While I waited for the SpankNet admins to approve my profile, I kept perusing. I found a lot of beautiful women I’d like to spank, but I also stumbled onto an interesting profile called TheDisingenuous. Instead of the usual intro blurb, there’s a 400-word rant about how the site has more losers and fakes than it used to. That’s always a bummer to hear, but not surprising; these are among the inherent risks of meeting people online for anything. Whoever TheDisingenuous is, it sounds like they’re trying to create a user-based system for catching frauds, which is a noble goal.

While I’m a little disappointed by the revelation of phonies, it certainly isn’t a dealbreaker. On the contrary, I was more impressed by SpankNet than I thought I’d be when I saw that crusty-ass layout. I’m willing to forgive the cheap design on a site that doesn’t cost anything to use because free hookup sites have become a serious rarity in the 21st century. The fact that SpankNet has built something this popular is a fucking feat, and it blows my mind that they’re giving away the service for free.

Sure, you’ll have to do your due diligence to avoid getting scammed, but that’s the same anywhere. What isn’t the same everywhere is the sheer volume of ready and willing spanking fetishists gathered in one place, as they have on SpankNet.co.uk. The price is also unusual for a site like this, charging you nothing instead of the usual monthly subscription fees. So if you’re in the UK and like to give or receive spankings, this one’s a no-brainer.