Secret Benefits

The opportunity for Secret Benefits is one that few of us could pass up if we happen upon it by chance. Why wait for chance, though? I’m guessing you’re reading this review because you’re actively looking for those secret benefits, or maybe to offer the very same to some lucky, perhaps horny recipient. I’m certainly not one to judge, as I, too, often find myself perusing the local personals on sites full of beautiful, available women. Some platforms are better than others, though, and I think this one will appeal to a certain subset of daddies with a bit of extra sugar in their pockets.

There’s a good chance you’ve already heard about SecretBenefits.com, because they’re one of the biggest dating sites for sugar daddies and sugar babies. They’ve been around for the better part of a decade now, and get around 15 million visitors each and every month. Heavy traffic is a key component of any worthwhile dating or hookup site, and those numbers are already a lot better than the average local MILF sites you see advertised when you’re just trying to watch porn. Let’s see if any of these chicks are down to bang a professional masturbator, world-famous porn stud and number-one smut reviewer in the world.

Are You Looking for Some Secret Benefits?

SecretBenefits has a tour page that ain’t unlike Seeking, who is arguably their biggest competitor. Neither page explicitly mentions sugar daddies, and the imagery here barely even hints at romance. There’s a pretty girl with all her clothes on in a sample profile shot, but it’s a far cry from the lingerie-clad babes in the stock art they put out front on a lot of lower-tier dating sites. They’re going for a classy vibe, setting them apart from other sites where you’re basically paying for sex or just meeting ugly randos.

“Where Experienced and Attractive People Meet” reads the tagline near the top of the page. Since we already know what type of site this is, it’s a safe bet that “Experienced” is a euphemism for having a few extra quarters to rub together. You don’t necessarily have to be hot to attract one of these attractive people inside, but you do need to be “experienced.” Twenty years flipping burgers at the local Micky D’s probably ain’t what they mean here.

There’s honestly not much to see out front, so I had to get right into it and sign up first thing. There are two different signup buttons out front, one for men and one for women. I signed up as a Man, obviously, which was a quick and easy process. Interestingly, the system assumed I was a sugar daddy just based on my gender, so this may not be the right platform for sugar mamas or the dudes looking for one.

They don’t make you verify your profile right away, but the process is simple, straightforward and probably pretty damn effective. SecretBenefits users can verify their identities and their accounts by recording a video that says, “Let me be your secret.” They may need to adjust the formula in the near future as AI technology continues to evolve rapidly, but for the time being, I think it will help weed out most of the phonys, fakes and scammers.

Prettier Girls Than You Boned on Tinder

I really appreciate how SecretBenefits shows you what you came for pretty much as soon as you sign up. Even before I’d verified my account, the site served up a massive picture menu of available women in my area. By default, the search function shows you all the potential sugar babies within 30 miles. I’m in Chicago today, and I’ve got my pick of hundreds of local chicks. Unlike the lesser sites that feel like fucking ghost towns, a ton of women are using the platform.

Maybe it’s because the site is aimed at a higher caliber of monied men, but goddamn, I feel like there’s a better ratio of hot chicks than you find on other dating sites. I do wish fewer chicks used obvious filters on their front-page profile shots, though. If I want cartoonish chipmunk rosy cheeks, washed out flesh tones and giant eyes, I’ll go beat off to TikTok. I’m trying to bang an actual woman here!

The prevalence of filters on Secret Benefits is fucking stupid, but I certainly do like the wealth of photos. Most of the women on SecretBenefits have a fair number of pics in their profiles. That means you shouldn’t get catfished by the Instagram filters, nor should you end up on a date with a surprise fatty. Remember those verification videos I mentioned? Well, you can watch most of these broads uttering those magic words, “Let me be your secret.”

There’s even a section for Secret Albums. The signup step asked if I had any secret pics to upload, stating I could control who gets to see them. When you find a SecretBenefits chick with a Secret Album, you can click a button to request access. Requesting access to a Secret Album doesn’t require you to spend any of your precious credits, but actually unlocking one does.

Secret Benefits with Local Hot Chicks

If you’re trying to find a sugar baby in a smaller area, you may have a small enough selection that the full picture menu serves you just fine. That said, most of you are probably going to want to dial in your preferences a little tighter. SecretBenefits.com has a nice set of search filters for finding your ideal secret beneficiary. If you’re ultimately paying for the privilege, why settle for anything less than your dream girl?

The filters let you choose your ideal physical features like ethnicity, age, height, body type and hair color. There are also settings for Smoking, Drinking, Piercings and Tattoos. Personally, I like a girl who likes to party, so you can probably guess how I set these preferences. Don’t forget to tweak the distance filter, depending on how far you’re willing to drive.

Once you actually find a pretty girl you’d like to be your sugar baby, it’s time to make your move. As you’ve probably guessed, this ain’t free. I do appreciate how much of the site is accessible without having to pay anything, because it lets you window shop without having to bust out your wallet. Once you see something you like, though, get ready to put some quarters into the machine.

SecretBenefits.com has a pretty straightforward pricing scheme compared to some of the shittier sites out there. Given the fact that it’s aimed at dudes with money and women who want it, I’m actually surprised the prices are as low as they are. There are three credit packages available, starting at $59 for a hundred credits. The Best Value package is almost three hundo for a thousand credits, which sounds pricey but is around half the cost per credit.

Paying members get priority support and higher placing in the search results, but the credits themselves are the really useful thing for sale here. Let’s be honest, the sugar babies ain’t doing much searching because they want you to do the legwork. Instead of charging per message, as a lot of sites do, you’ll pay ten credits to unlock a conversation. That means you can start chats with ten different women if you bought into the introductory plan, provided you don’t burn up any credits unlocking those Secret Albums I mentioned.

Once I got my credit package, I played with the filters some more so I’d have a more manageable pool of women to work my magic on. There are enough women in Chicago that I was able to get pretty damn specific about what I wanted, and I filled out my profile to get pretty damn specific about what I have to offer. With any luck, I won’t be banging the waifu princess pillow again tonight. Even if I fail, well, I bone a new pornstar on the PornDudeCasting couch every week. Lucky me!

SecretBenefits.com ain’t the dating site for just any horny everyman out there. They’ve got a specific dynamic they’re shooting for in the relationships they’re trying to create and the hookups they’re trying to enable, but for those looking, they do offer one of the better selections of women out of all the sugar daddy dating sites out there. It doesn’t cost anything to sign up and take a look at the local sugar baby wannabes, so I recommend starting there and seeing where it takes you.