Swinging Heaven

With a domain name such as SwingingHeaven aka Swingers Heaven, is there a need to formally introduce this place or can I just assume that everyone understands that this is a dating website? I like to believe that people who read my reviews are not fucking idiots, so I will explain everything in detail while leaving out the useless crap that should be implied.

This is obviously a dating site, as I already kind of implied, in case you are an idiot. On the tour page, you can see what the site has to offer, and I that is true or not, I shall explore. They claim that there are close to 2 million users registered, with over 733k images, 8.600+ amateur videos and over thousands of people chatting…

However, we all know that dating websites just love to talk big and claim shit that usually is not the case. This does not mean that I am claiming that what they offer on Swinging Heaven is bullshit since I have still not come to that part of the site. First, let us discuss the overall design and then we will move to the content.

User-friendly design

Honestly, their design is quite slick, and while it might have been done better, there is not much I dislike about it. On top, you have the usual menu that can help you find all kinds of shit you are searching for, and at the beginning, you have a wall where you can see what other members have posted; similar to the homepage of Facebook, just way naughtier.

I really like when a site has a design that actually makes fucking sense, and I can easily say that you will find your way around here without a problem. While that might be true to most of us, there are probably some of you who never been on a rodeo like this one, so I will explain how this place works. I know, I am so nice, I make things much easier for Y'all.

On top, you can choose where and what you want to see. For example, if you are interested in the galleries, forum, chatroom or anything else, that is where you can choose to see just that section of the site. I think that this is quite neat since I was able to find whatever I was searching for. However, for you to see any of the shit I am talking about, you will have to create a profile first… I kind of already implied that.

Chat with members and post pictures/videos

The first tab is called “chatroom” and beside it, you will have a number of members who are currently chatting in that chatroom. This is quite simple, like everything else on this site. You have the chatroom, you can open it, and just chat with other people as much as you want. However, you should also read the rules if you do not want to randomly get banned from that chatroom.

I checked out the rules, and they covered a lot of topics, from how one can open rooms, to using or viewing webcams and just general information. Everything was already obvious since the usual rules of most chatrooms are to simply not be a big pain in the ass towards other members. Of course, this does not mean that you cannot be at least a bit naughty since that is basically what this site is for.

One of the chatrooms I visited had all the offline members, so at first, I thought that this place is actually quite shit. But, I soon saw that you have more chatrooms, depending on how many were created, and I did find some of the chatrooms to be active, and not so active. Honestly, I’d rather just use the option to talk to the members individually, so that is what I did instead.

Or that is what I tried to do, which is when I learned that you do not get shit unless you upgrade to premium, which I kind of expected but it still snuck up on me… First, you will have to verify your account, which means that you have to write some bullshit on a paper and take a picture where you will show your face. While I understand the point of this, at the same time you could take a fake picture, photoshop it and that’s that. Basically, that does not prove shit.

Premium membership and live webcams from amateurs

Once you do that you will be able to upgrade your account and have other privileges, like talk privately with other members, or host your webcam sessions and see what other people are doing. Almost everyone in the chat has their webcam turned on, and you can check it out once you are a member, which was very interesting, to be honest.

You can upgrade your account and get a standard access of £16.95/month, and this allows you to have unlimited messaging, view the adult photos and videos, have the full chatroom access and enjoy 2 chatroom webcams at the same time. However, you also have the Extra membership that will not cost you that much more, and it offers a lot.

The premium extra membership will cost about £19.95/month and here you get the same shit as with the previous membership with some extra features; for example, you get to open 7 chatroom webcams at once, get access to a large selection of photos and videos, not see as many ads, be able to see who has been spying on your profile, open multiple chats with couples and adjust your activity feed settings.

Seeing that for that membership you do not pay that much more, it is definitely worth the price in my opinion. I mean, you get all those nice privileges for only a couple of pounds more, so if you are interested in dating websites, aka this place, then it is worth paying a bit more for such privileges, don’t you think?

Those webcams were not always as naughty since people are here to actually meet other strangers, make relationships, be that a love, friendly or benefit relationship, it does not matter. So most of the people I talked to here were actually normal and fun to have a conversation with. This is why I think that everyone is able to find people who will fit their description.

In addition, why I say that this place is not really dedicated to naughty sit is because all of the kinky images will have a filter that will warn you that the content is only intended for the mature audience. But that does not really matter to those who have not upgraded their account to premium and all that crap.

Lots of gorgeous babes and handsome hunks

For as much as I have browsed, I saw plenty of beautiful women who were not shy to show me their gorgeous body. I was chatting with a couple of them, we exchanged images and shared our live webcams, which was again very fucking fun. It all comes down to what you love, since I love to chat with lovely ladies, and that is why I like this site.

Once you become a member, you can customize your profile as much as you want, post naughty details, images or videos about yourself and simply share naughty shit with the community. You can also comment on other people’s naughty stuff, talk to other members and just get to know their overall community. I mean, what the fuck did you expect, this is a dating website after all.

Other features

There is one option for the UK lads and ladettes called ‘Dogging’, where you basically show your location, for the intention of an exhibitionist and outdoor naughty activities. I did not explore that part as much as other, so excuse me if I did not understand that correctly. There is a lot more than I want to add as well.

If you are experiencing any problems with the site, feel free to check out their forum page and ask the members what you do not understand or whatever the fuck. You could also start threads, have discussions and blah blah blah… We all know how fucking forum sites function, so there is no need for me to actually explain.

Other than that, you can check out their stories, but then again I am not sure why the fuck you would do that. I guess if you are a very sad little lady who cannot find a real dick in your life, the erotic stories might be the best option for you. Overall, I met a lot of interesting people here, and I am happy to introduce swingingheaven.co.uk (often misspelled as "swingers heaven") place to Y'all, so explore it if you are interested in meeting and chatting with different people.