Scrolller Vintage

Do you need a literally endless supply of vintage porn all on one page with no redirects and an infinite scroll? Boom. I got you, fam. Or, more accurately, Scrolller’s got you. This right here’s more of a compilation of several tags, but I’m pushing it as a section because, God damn it, it works so fucking well. Follow the link above, and you will end up on a page with infinite vintage porn. That’s about it. You don’t have to pay for it. You don’t have to watch any ads at all. You just get infinite vintage porn. We’re officially living in the future.

The downside of living in the future is that the word vintage pretty much covers everything before the year 2000. We’re that old. Luckily, there’s some kind of unwritten understanding online that the term vintage refers to porn made between the year 1900 and 2000, with most of the smut coming from either the 70s or the 80s. It’s just an indirect result of trends. A lot of smut made in the 70s was kept well hidden from the mainstream before the age of the internet, so there’s always content from back then that can surface today for the first time.

Women Looked Different

For reasons that science cannot explain, naked women looked way different back in the day. You can pretty much carbon date the age of the smut image or video based on the nipple shape of the babe. There were a lot of weird nipples back in the day. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s something they put in the food. Either that or the girls with fucked up nipples were so popular that they were naturally incentivized to go into pornography. I don’t know, and I don’t care. I’m here to fap.

And boy, can you fap to this content. About 99% of all the images and videos on Scrolller’s vintage section are fap-worthy. The content’s sort of equally split between hardcore penetration and Playboy style pin-ups, with a few miscellaneous items here and there. There are a few clips from mainstream non-pornographic movies, for example, that feature a bit of nudity, but they’re rare. For the most part, you’re looking at full-page spreads of bitches showing off the goods. It’s great stuff. There’s a surprising amount of black and white nude photography on here. I love damn near all the clips and images I saw, with a slight exception.

So Much Quality

When most of this content came out initially, it was available on paper, as in magazines. I haven’t the slightest idea how you were supposed to get your hands on the porn videos, especially those made before the 80s. I guess you could go to an adult movie theater to watch this shit, but I have no clue. This shit’s a bit before my time. The bottom line is you never really got to see the original takes in all their glory back then. Even a full-page spread is still relatively low-res compared to blowing up the same image on a 1080p monitor today. That’s why I’m glad that most of this content has been professionally digitized from the original camera film and film reels.

I don’t know who went through the trouble to get these high-resolution stills and videos to the masses. But I know that Scrolller pulls in data from multiple community-fed sources, so it’s no wonder that you get such an extensive list of free content just waiting to be fapped to. It needs to be said that the videos on here are usually much worse than the images in terms of quality, likely because it’s easy to digitize old stills off of a film. In contrast, the original reels for the videos were probably destroyed. Most of this smut was sold directly to video on whatever medium was available back then. This was before VHS, so I’m guessing it was Betamax. Either way, it’s damn near impossible to upscale unless they find the original film reels, and I don’t think anyone cares enough to do that. I don’t care much. The content’s fap-worthy as it is. If I can watch a 360p video made in 2006 on XVideos, I can enjoy this retro smut.

I’m Grateful for this Smut

The short and skimmy of it is thus: I like this website, and I’m grateful that it exists. I mean, just think about it. An infinite amount of vintage pornography that’s always a click away and never shows the same shit twice. Granted, you might see some repeats if you come back within an hour or so, but I think that for daily faps, this might just be the best place to get your hands on some vintage pornography. There’s a bit of a downside in that you can’t really choose the kind of format you want or sort through the smut if you’re only on the section as it is. However, Scrolller is highly versatile, so you could just check out some specific tags if you want to narrow them down further. I’m just sharing this particular URL because it’s the best way to catch the majority of all available vintage posts.

All of this content is available entirely for free, and that’s the part that truly impresses me. You have to think about this for a second. While you don’t technically get access to all porn made before the year 2000, you do get a smattering of porn from every year before that at random, with implied curation. I mean, whoever uploaded this shit assumed that it was worth uploading in the first place. It’s kind of like the same logic that drives random porn forums. You get the type of content that other people consider hot. Considering that everyone who uploads files to this particular section of Scrolller is inherently a fan of vintage porn, well, they’re the kind of people you can trust to curate your smut for you. And again, they also provide this service for free. It’s almost like a peer-to-peer connection to other vintage lovers’ spank banks. Fan-freaking-tastic.

Easy to Fap

The best part of Scrolller’s vintage section is inherent to Scrolller. The smut is infinite. You can keep scrolling infinitely downward, and new content will just magically appear, forever. Well, there’s a theoretical limit to the content, but I doubt you’ll hit that point in this lifetime. I guarantee that you could just keep scrolling as long as it would take you to cum even if you’re one of those dudes that have to yank their cocks clean off before they even get close to orgasming. Scrolller’s vintage section will take good care of you, I promise. You’re going to have a great fucking time if you’re fapping on here. If you want to fap with one hand on the mouse, you could fullscreen one of the photos, any one of them, and then scroll down with your mouse to watch the photos and videos one by one in full screen. It’s certainly the superior way to fap.

The only downside to Scrolller is that even though all of this content is entirely free and available to the public, you can’t download content from the site unless you fork over the dough. It’s their way of staying afloat, I guess. You can bookmark posts you like and come back to them, but you can’t right-click the site even if you try. Technically, you could hack around all this and get access to the videos and pictures directly if you’re tech-savvy, but if you don’t want to be assed, you could just get yourself a Scrolller premium membership for $20 a year.

Hard Recommend

This is a fantastic website and an overall great place to get your hands on some quality porn. Hell, you could not give a shit about vintage porn, and you’d still have a freaking fantastic time on Scrolller’s vintage section. This isn’t some sort of niche porn genre that only the most depraved can get a rise out of. Everyone can pop a stiffy to this smut. It’s primo shit. I would recommend this kind of pornography to just about any of you fucking perverts out there.

If you’re looking for an exciting fap and you want to see something you haven’t seen before, then I very much recommend that you try jerking off to vintage porn. They just don’t make women like they used to. Get anthropological up in this bitch and yank your cock clean off to some images and videos of chicks from the olden days. Who knows, you might just end up blowing a load to a photo of your own grandmother. Enjoy.