AllClassic

Let’s say you were going to build a library of All Classic Porn. What would you include? “Classic” is a term that can take on a different meaning for anybody you ask, and I’m sure there are some younger masturbators in the audience who’d file early ‘00s BangBus films under the umbrella. Wikipedia will tell you the Golden Age of Porn, also known as “porno chic”, lasted from around 1969 to 1984. The how and why is worth a read if you’re into smut history, but honestly? That might be a little too highbrow to get into today.

Maybe the better question is how AllClassic.Porn defines the niche. Their library of old-time pornography spans decades longer than Wiki’s Golden Age of Porn, which I think is great news for perverts; wouldn’t you rather have more retro sleaze than less? They stock their shelves with free vintage dirty movies from the ‘50s to the ‘90s, putting those old classics in front of a bigger audience than ever before. The joint gets a million visitors a month, including yours truly, which suggests those films are more than just old.

Revisiting the Classics with AllClassic Porn

The layout of AllClassic Porn is so familiar that I’m 90% sure I’ve seen it before. I don’t mean it just fits the usual wall-of-thumbnails mold as every other Pornhub imitator out there. I mean the entire presentation looks recycled, though I can’t put my finger on where exactly I’ve seen it before.

Not that it matters. As soon as you see those thumbnails, you’ll know this ain’t your typical free tube stocked full of your typical paysite samples, OnlyFans videos and super-short amateur backseat blowjob clips. The preview pics are grainy in a pre-digital way, and it's funny to think the youngsters on Instagram sometimes use filters to achieve the same washed-out colors that came naturally in the olden days.

I think most porn fans would agree that adult cinema has gotten increasingly hardcore over the years. Butt-fucking, group sex and kinky BDSM fun is pretty commonplace today, and it’s barely even taboo to mention it public anymore. Honestly, I was expecting softer content as soon as I saw the link for AllClassic.Porn, but maybe I was just thinking of that softcore Skinemax stuff that was popular in the ‘90s.

Old or not, classic or whatever, this joint has all kinds of depraved activities going down on every page. The front-page spread featured black-and-white pussy eating from the ‘50s, an MFF threesome from the ‘60s, full-length Italian erotica from the ‘70s, ass eating from the ‘80s, and college dorm-room tomfoolery from the ‘90s.

AllClassic Porn’s got a well-maintained Categories page offering dozens of thumbnailed subgenres like Hairy, Big Ass, Striptease and Deepthroat. The full text-based tags index goes on a deeper dive into deeper perversion like Lesbian Fisting, No Condom Gangbangs, and Fucking Machines. If I have one complaint, it’s just that you can’t currently browse by era. Given the whole gimmick, it seems like a weird omission. What if I came here specifically for stag films from the 1960s?

Asking Grandma About Linda Lovelace

So far, I’ve been using the term “Classic” as a sort of stand-in for “Old”. Here’s the thing, though: there’s a reason these movies have survived this long. Most retro smut has been lost forever, but at least one person maintained at least one copy of every movie listed at AllClassic Porn. Now that they’re on the internet, they’ll hopefully be around forever.

Swinging back around to the question I asked in my opener, whoever saved these movies in the first place probably thought they were classics. Other movies at AllClassic Porn really are the legit classics even your grandma knows about. For real, one time I made a joke to my own granny about Behind the Green Door, and she didn’t even miss a beat. “You mean the porno with Marilyn Chambers?” she asked. “I wasn’t always an old lady. Want to hear about the drugs we used to do back then? We had quaaludes!”

Behind the Green Door is actually listed on the front page of All Classic Porn as I type this up. I was able to find full-length copies of any other retro classics that popped into my head, too. Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat, Meatball and The Devil in Miss Jones are available in full with just a couple simple clicks. I’m sure some of the older visitors are already clicking through and typing their half-remembered favorites into the search bar.

I’m sure you’ve figured this out already, but Marilyn Chambers ain’t the only famous face I saw today. They’ve got one of the best menus of retro pornstars I’ve seen in a long time. Hell, I can’t think of a better one right now, and I’ve got a whole-ass list of Vintage Porn Sites ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude.

Who’s your favorite classic video whore? They’ve got 9 videos with Traci Lords, a couple dozen with Nina Hartley, and nearly 50 with Sharon Kane. Kay Parker, Seka, Desiree Cousteau and Honey Wilder are just a few more recognizable vintage starlets at the top of the AllClassic Porn list. Their pornstars index is very well maintained, with headshots galore in case you forgot your favorite girl’s name. It has been a while, after all.

The high-quality catalog extends to All Classic Porn’s menu of classic porn brands. They’ve got vintage smut from hundreds of classic studios. That includes hundreds of pictures from outfits like Color Climax, Blue Vanities, Swedish Erotica and Collection Film. I’m really impressed by how well they’ve got the studios tagged here. Most anything-goes modern tubes drop the ball in this respect, and the info’s a lot harder to track down for these older films. Much respect to the porn nerds who put this menu together, because I know it took time and effort.

Retro Fuck Flicks by the Thousands

As of this writing, there are around 2500 All Classic Porn movies in the collection. Run times do vary a lot like on a normal tube, but you get a mix of full-length features and more bite-sized nuggets suitable for quick faps in the office restroom. They do have a Duration filter to help you dial in the perfect fap fodder for your time budget.

Vintage porn is a funny niche for a number of reasons, including the fact that it’s kind of a dead genre: there are no retro/vintage porno movies being produced right now. Alternately, we’ve got at least a decade or two before we realize the newer films are classics. (And that’s why you should take advantage of the downloads included with a PornDudeCasting membership!) That said, a steady stream of older movies should be becoming classics every day, just by virtue of age.

I really wasn’t sure how much to expect in the way of updates around here, but they’re adding a nice handful of new movies to the pile every day. It’s less than on your average xHamster knockoff, but more than I’d anticipated. It’s definitely respectable for a site that keeps so tightly to its theme of vintage pornography.

I pulled up the very latest upload, added to the site just an hour ago. Collection Film 059: California Girl is a 1979 beach encounter shot in 8mm, complete with the big hair you’d expect. There’s no audio on this one, which is a mild bummer, but the dick-sucking back in the day was on par with what I’m getting over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Bushes were big back then, offering a little more texture when the dude goes in for a taste.

You can download your favorite All Classic Porn for free. The one small catch is that you’ve got to register an account first, but a little spam in your inbox is a more than fair price to pay for all these free retro fuck classics. Really, that’s about the only catch to this website at all. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see a single bit of spam today.

AllClassic.Porn is an easy recommendation to anybody looking for vintage adult films from the 20th century. I’d go beyond that, though. The catalog is so expansive, well organized and beautifully presented that I could recommend the site to damn near any masturbator with a boner and a bottle of lube. The visuals may not be as crisp as the 4K some of you jaded pervs have grown used to, but human sexuality really hasn’t changed much in the last thousand years. Take a look and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.