EroLabs

I’ve been hearing a lot about Ero Labs over the last few months, and it’s definitely caught my interest. I’ve heard it described as an alternative to Nutaku, which I guess is technically valid, but those looking for a sprawling collection of high-end gacha games may be a little disappointed. The domain’s been around a few years, but these guys have only really taken off recently. I always like to give sites a minute to mature before I review them for ThePornDude, since most porn sites don’t last that long, but I have a feeling these guys are going to stick it out.

I mean, shit, just look at the numbers. EroLabs.net has grown from basically nothing to a couple of million visits a month since the beginning of the year. That’s even better than your mom gets, and when we’re talking porn gamers, we’re talking a pretty picky audience. The horny nerds are apparently excited as hell about all these free-to-play hentai mobile games, so bust out the ol’ silicone doll snatch and get that baby lubed up. Today, we’re going to get extra interactive with the fapping.

Free Hentai Games with Killer Art

EroLabs.net has an interesting setup, but it isn’t half as flashy and modern as Nutaku, at least when it comes to the layout. The presentation is a little bit last-gen, which is a pretty sharp contrast to the quality of the hentai artwork on display all over the fucking place. I can see what the neckbeards are so fucking excited about. The website may be a little bit lackluster, but the X-rated artwork is fucking stunning. It isn’t the half-ass pixel art you find on some of the shittier indie game collections, but rather treating you to some genuinely professional-looking anime pornography.

Another contrast you’ll find to Nutaku is that there just aren’t nearly as many games. That’s natural, considering EroLabs is just getting off the ground. What’s impressive is that they’re so new, but they’ve got ten different games already. I’m sure they’re working on more, but that’s a nice spread. That should keep those hairy palms of yours busy for a good while.

Oh, and for such a trim collection, they’ve got a decent variety of game styles and genres. If you check out the full games list, you’ll find a dropdown menu that lists all the different options. EroLabs.com features Casual hentai games, Simulations, and a few types of RPGs. Of course, role-playing is always super popular in hentai gaming, so it’s no big surprise to see 3 different categories: RPG, JRPG, and ARPG. Sometimes those are the best way to pretend you’re not a friendless virgin living in your mom’s basement, and they won’t give you the boot for jerking off like the prudes at the local Dungeons and Dragons meetups.

Downloadable Games for Mobile Masturbators

When I first heard about EroLabs.com, I assumed they’d have a selection of different types of porn games—some for mobile, some for web, and some to download onto your laptop to make those plane rides more interesting. It turns out the options are quite a bit more limited. Everything’s mobile, and they’ve got downloads available for both iOS and Android.

That’s like one extra step to get started, so I had to choose a game first. A couple of the games, Alice Re: Code and Valkyrie XXX, are currently only in Chinese, so I didn’t want to start there since I’m a little rusty. The weird sexy simulations of Lust Forbidden Zone looked kinky and fun, and I got pretty solid wood just looking at the screengrabs for Horny Arcana. Cum and Gun, Lusty Odyssey, and Bang Chronicle looked fucking hot, too.

You know that old saying about not jumping off a bridge just because that’s what all your friends are doing? Well, what if your friends ain’t jumping- they’re just cranking their dicks over the edge of that bridge? I’d just have to assume there was something really fucking hot just below, and I’d probably get in line with my dick in my hand.

And that is why I decided to start with TenkafuMA: Diablo’s Harem. Almost every time I’ve heard EroLabs.com mentioned, it’s in the same breath as TenkafuMA. It puts you in the role of the most powerful archdemon in hell, battling and conquering the realms and powering up “as you enjoy yourself with the babes!” The forty-second video trailer showed pretty manga girls with cat ears, jiggly tits, and a whole lot of glistening flesh. So, I clicked the Download button for the Android version. It’s just under a couple of hundred megabytes, so I only had a short wait before I could install it and get started.

Let’s Play this Freaky Porn Game

A couple of minutes later, there was some rocking hentai music blaring through my tiny phone speakers, featuring a weedly-weedly-wee guitar solo followed by a Japanese lady singing. TenkafuMA asked me if I’d like my voice actors to speak in Chinese or Japanese, and I have to admit, I’ve always had a thing for the giggly tones of Japanese chicks. There’s some more downloading after that, but they do give you some big-titted hentai girls to stare at while the progress bar fills up. That rocking hentai music keeps going, too, so I hope you nerds like it.

One of the things I always liked about platforms like Nutaku is how they often keep the games updated with fresh content. That’s going on at EroLabs, too, as one of the first things TenkafuMA showed me before playing was a list of the game’s newest and upcoming bits of content.

I was hard as a rock and ready to play, so I tapped the title screen. Many hentai games let you play for a while before signing up, but this one immediately wanted me to sign up, log in, or play with a guest account. I was eager to jump in, so I played as a guest.

TenkafuMA opens much like your standard high-end visual novel, with beautiful artwork illustrating a story that you’ll click through.

After hearing some lewd noises behind a chair in some fancy-ass Game-of-Thrones-looking room, I was treated to animated sex while the game downloaded still more resources. The waiting was kind of a pain in the ass, especially since the animation was so zoomed in I couldn’t tell what it was. In addition, my screen kept wanting to go to sleep, so I had to keep tapping while it loaded.

But holy shit, the wait was fucking worth it! When it finally all loaded and I could tap through the story and animations, I got wider and wider shots of this anime maid chick until it became a POV blowjob. The animations were smooth and fapworthy, and the slurping, dialog, and moans are well done. You ASMR fans may want to slap a big pair of cans over your ears for the full, tingly effect.

It turns out this chick is one of your servant girls, and they’ll spell out a bunch of the storyline in the text below the cocksucking animation. It’s a fairly big infodump, ending with a cumshot to the mouth, and then the game really starts. A hot cat girl appears and tells you it’s time to fight, but don’t worry; there’s a tutorial to walk you through everything. The first fight is just a simple matter of clicking each sexy anime broad until the cat girl appears again with a happier look on her face.

I fought my way through a few battles and unlocked a little more content, including another babe who was eager to join my squad. Despite this being a gacha game, I really liked that they didn’t hit me up with any offers to buy shit right away- I was able to do a lot with just a guest account. Some hentai games are absolute bullshit if you want to play for free because everything steers you toward the in-app purchases. Here, they’re an option, and you don’t necessarily have to pay to have a fun time.

I’d say that’s one of the major components of the growing appreciation for EroLabs.com across the Internet. They’re putting out some high-quality mobile hentai games on par with Nutaku in terms of polish, and they’re legitimately free to play. So if you’ve been looking for something better to look at while you’re pretending to take a shit at work, there are some really nice goodies to download for your iPhone or Android gadget.