Lust Goddess

Sometimes I feel like a Lust Goddess might secretly be pulling the strings behind my life. I mean, I’m constantly fucking horny, but it’s really worked out for me. I am the world’s most respected pornography expert, after all. That’s why I wanted to play this next game just as soon as I heard the title. It wasn’t exactly what I’d expected, but man, it was a hell of a way to fap away the afternoon.

Lust-Goddess.com is a free-to-play, turn-based strategy game made for pervy grownups. After fighting my way through a bunch of bad dudes and amassing a little harem of bad-ass bitches, I can say this one’s aimed squarely at the gamer nerds with waifu pillows in their basement lair. You don’t have to be a neckbeard to enjoy it, though, and their millions of monthly visits suggest a broad appeal among the horny. You game?

Just What Kind of Game is Lust Goddess?

I honestly wasn’t sure what kind of game Lust Goddess was when I first loaded it up. The title screen you see first just features the site’s logo and a trio of gorgeous, gun-toting bad bitches who look ready to fuck and maybe ready to kill to. I hit the Play button and the intro segment loaded. “…Captain?” read the very first piece of dialog, a pair of hentai boobs in a tight shirt bouncing on the screen. The POV is faded around the edges, my character just regaining consciousness.

I tapped the screen to advance the talky bits and the imagery, just like you would in any visual novel. One thing I love immediately is that the game features gorgeous, animated, X-rated artwork. This is definitely a couple steps up from the static or barely moving pics I’ve seen among other porn games. As my character’s POV eyelids fully opened, I saw the pink-haired hottie from the title screen, blinking, breathing and flashing her fuck-me face. The shading and curves look realistic as fuck, and honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if AI helped bump up the sexiness here. It’s damn near perfect.

The pink-haired gal is Kitty, “assigned to you by the corporation to be your escort and assistant.” She’s Lust Goddess’s variation of the sexy tutorial character you’ve seen in a ton of games, explaining the backstory and how to play. Turns out, my character has just been woken from a cryogenic sleep, and now I need to work on my fine motor skills. Kitty knows just the exercises and techniques to use.

Some games make you play for a while before they start busting out the fully X-rated visuals, but not so with Lust-Goddess. Just a minute or so into the intro, Kitty got out of her top and climbed on top of me, her animated body jiggling along the way. “Let’s ditch everything we won’t need for the exercise.”

Keep in mind, by this point, I still wasn’t sure what kind of game this was. Soon, I was clicking on Kitty’s cooter as my animated hand finger-blasted away. After I’d clicked enough, she got off with a sexy little squeal and my hand got all wet—and then we kept going. Honestly, it was the kind of thing that happens regularly at PornDudeCasting, but I loved the sci-fi hentai vibe and I know the weebs will too.

The interactive sex scenes are simple but hot as fuck; you’re just clicking, and it doesn’t seem to matter where you click or how fast you click. Every tap seems to drive Kitty wild, though. After the fingering, she was on my dick, getting more excited by the moment. You can probably guess how the scene wraps up.

And Now It’s Time to Fight

After the intro sex, it was finally time for Kitty to explain the Lust-Goddess.com gameplay. There’s some click-through dialog between our escort and a few more sexy ladies, including battlefield medics with big tits and some warrior chicks from the title screen. “Oh no, Captain! That’s the bandits kidnapping the girl to be sex slaves! We have to save the poor girl!”

Here’s where the game finally reveals itself. Lust-Goddess is a turn-based strategy game of fighting in the street. The bad guys opened the fight by summoning a Thug, their attack and health scores listed on the screen. I gave a blonde chick the order to step in, and she defeated the Thug in one blow: 3 points of damage crushing 3 hit points.

Just like most adult games, Lust-Goddess.com really holds your hand through the early encounters. They pretty much tell you outright which moves to make, and I claimed the victory in about a minute or so. As a reward, I unlocked a box with some in-game resources and added the sexy nurse, Florence, to my crew.

And then it was time for another battle. The map’s a little wider now, opening more possibilities for gameplay as they demonstrate what to do with that added space. The learning curve does seem slightly steeper than your average free-to-play porn game, but fans of the genre will get the hang of it quickly.

I unlocked more resources and another Lust Goddess when I won the second battle. This time, it’s a cute redhead named Ginny who carries a giant wrench. The next battle earned me an Asian schoolgirl with a mercenary license. It’s a common trope in these games because it’s so much fucking fun: you’ll be unlocking a ton of sexy characters along the way.

Keep On Fighting, Keep on Fucking

The Lust-Goddess gameplay is engaging and addictive, especially once you start understanding all the mechanics of it. They do a great job bringing out elements one by one, so you’re never overwhelmed by new shit to remember. Half an hour in, I felt like I really knew what I was doing, and my battle record seemed to confirm that. Then again, 30 minutes is just the beginning if you end up hooked.

If I have any complaint, it’s just that the gameplay itself isn’t very sexy. There are some sexy groans and grunts, but most players would be hard pressed to whack off to the sprites on the battle screen. This ain’t uncommon with porn games, as you’re often grinding along in the hopes of unlocking more content. The grind is fun here if you’re into strategy games, and man, let’s talk about those rewards again.

To fully unlock one of your Lust Goddesses, you’ll have to collect 100% of her digital content. I didn’t even notice this happening at first because I didn’t know what to look for, but it wasn’t long before I’d unlocked my nurse Florence’s naughtier content.

“Nurses can’t share this stuff with their patients,” Florence said, her big jugs wrapped around my video-game stand-in’s raging hard pecker. There are moans and licking sounds as she starts tonguing the tip, and the boobs bounced more with every click. No shit, the lightly interactive sex scenes are so fucking hot that I bet this game gets players who don’t even like the turn-based strategy format.

Another thing I loved about Lust-Goddess.com is that it seems like it’s legitimately free to play. Some adult games try to sell you in-game purchases as soon as you start playing, but I’d been through a bunch of battles before real-money purchases were even mentioned. I know I’m still early in the game, but I never felt at all like I was approaching a paywall. You’ll unlock those sex scenes faster if you’re pumping quarters into the slot, but you don’t have to.

Lust-Goddess.com is easiest to recommend to players who already appreciate and enjoy turn-based strategy games. It’s no Final Fantasy, but they do a good job integrating all the main elements you expect from the genre. If you’re not already a strategy game fan, though, I’d still recommend clicking through the intro scene if you’re into hentai. The sex scenes are only a little bit interactive, but combined with the high-quality animated visuals, they’re an awesome way to get off.