NZPersonals

NZ Personals! Whether you are looking for a lifetime partner or someone to fuck over the weekend, it is good to know that there are many choices at your disposal. You have plenty of options to choose from when looking for a platform that satisfies what you require in an adult dating platform. However, even though you have literally hundreds of platforms available, it’s always nice to go a bit niche.

That can be in terms of the kink that you are into. But it can also be based on the location where you live. Well, if you live in or around New Zealand, and you want to chat with only the horny fuckers that live in your area, that is where NZ Personals fits into the picture.

Find someone that lives reasonably close to you, and who the fuck knows? Maybe you will find someone that you don’t mind fucking for the rest of your life! At the very least, you may just get your dick wet!

Choose your mate-seeking goals

When you check out NZ Personals, you will notice that you have to sign up for a free account before you can do anything. That is to be expected. This is a social network, and you will need to have an account to fucking do anything, to begin with.

When you sign up for an account, you have two options. First, you can create a typical dating profile designed to help you find a date, life partner, etc. It’s the standard kind of dating profile typical on other dating sites like Match.com, eHarmony, etc. If you want a more vanilla experience, choose the dating/friends option to keep things relatively tame.

But that’s probably not you, is it? My God, look at yourself. You’re browsing ThePornDude with that thing you call a chub! You’re probably not looking around on a site like NZ Personals to find someone to have coffee with for an afternoon. Instead, you want to pound some pussy and get your dick sucked!

If that’s the case (and I’m pretty fucking sure that it is), you will want to choose the ‘adult fun’ option to find real people that want to have sex. That’s the one I chose when I signed up for a free account. Once you have signed up (which takes less than a minute), you must then make another choice.

Do you want only to see listings of horny people that are also looking for some fun, or do you want to include sex worker listings as well? It all comes down to whether you want something free (relatively speaking, of course) and genuine. Or you want to skip the bullshit and jump straight to getting down and dirty with one another’s genitalia.

Whatever the case may be, choose your option. And if you are a sex worker, know that sex workers can sign up on NZ Personals and place their ads as well. It’s a catch-all when you want to get your fuck on. And of course, if you want to meet that special someone, NZ Personals has what you are looking for in that regard. But when you have so many people that want to fuck like goddamn rabbits without jumping into a relationship, what’s the point in tying yourself down now?!

Active community

NZ Personals would be fucking worthless if nobody used the fucking site. Fortunately, that is not the case whatsoever. NZ Personals is actually pretty damn vibrant and active. I noticed that there was over 2000 people online whenever I visited the site. That was a decent amount of active and online people looking for fuckers like me to get them off.

As you look through the number of people that are online – or even members that are offline but usually active – you will find new people that you will want to reach out to and get to know. Although you don’t necessarily have to add any content on your profile (you can keep it totally bare and without a profile picture if you wish), you will be glad to know that most people on here at least have some profile picture and information on their profile to some extent.

That is fantastic because NZ Personals employs sensible search options to help you to find the right person to chat with. You can search for members via certain factors. These search parameters include searching by gender, section (adult or sex worker), relationship goal, location, age range, marital status, sexuality, and sort option. That’s not all, though.

Members can also browse by the newest members, gallery, and even keyword search. In fact, you can even browse listings by a particular city if you want to find people that are the closest to you. You even can search for discussions and events to find the kind of people you want to interact with.

It is an extremely helpful array of search options that makes it incredibly simple to find the kind of members that will get you off. So, be picky. Use these search options to find the users that will get you horny as hell, and choose a beauty that you know will give you a night to remember!

Must become a ‘full subscriber’ to get all the benefits

If you hoped that you could get the most out of NZ Personals without having to sign up for a premium account, fucking think again. NZ Personals requires you to become a paying member if you want to get the absolute most out of your membership. You get access to power search options, the ability to know who is checking you out, and so much more. But don’t take my fucking word for it. Browse around the site as a free member and see which features are limiting.

True, there are fairly limiting options on NZ Personals for free members. But by and large, it is not that big of a deal, especially when you consider that NZ Personals isn’t that fucking expensive, to begin with.

Most users will want to consider an annual membership. Becoming what NZ Personals calls a ‘full member’ requires users to pay approximately $55 for a yearly membership. However, for every consecutive year, that amount drops down by $10 to, of course, $45 annually. It is a small price to pay for those serious about getting their fuck on with their fellow Kiwis.

You will want to become an annual member if you are serious about reaching out to others and meeting them in real life, too. With a yearly membership, you can see those new announcements, events, and discussions that are guaranteed to excite the living fuck out of you. So sign up for an annual membership if you want to get the benefits of absolutely everything.

If you don’t like it, you can choose not to subscribe for another year, and you’re not out that much cash. Because look, the amount of NZ Personals’ annual membership is closer to the monthly amount, you would pay on other dating platforms of this ilk. The fact that you get all of this shit in a niche community focused on New Zealanders seems pretty goddamn worth the price of admission to me!

Helping New Zealand naughties hook up for over 22 years

If you have any doubt about joining a site like NZ Personals, don’t fucking worry about it! This social network has been around for over 22 years, and it shows no sign of slowing down anytime soon. The number of members here and the regulars that visit will have you coming back again and again.

One thing to note is that the site looks extremely dated. It isn’t dated in an unusable sense. But it does not look flashy or modern like other social networking sites or similar platforms. The thumbnails and ads use low-quality images that make it look like it hasn’t been updated in years. Also, NZ Personals shut down its chatroom due to the death of Flash and hopes to bring it back online soon. Perhaps during that same timeframe, they can opt to give the site a hell of a facelift that allows it to compete with other similar platforms.

Suggestions

NZ Personals is a social network that allows you to hook up with other New Zealanders or date Kiwis that share your interests. It is a large community that is typically active. Unfortunately, the site needs a major facelift, and some people may not like having to sign up for a full membership to gain access to every feature on the site. However, the membership is inexpensive and likely worth it for most people. As long as the membership stays at a minimal level and the site gets a facelift sooner than later, NZ Personals will continue to thrive for years to come.