SpaHunters

Spa Hunters! Do you want to feel the orgasmic pleasure of an erotic touch, loving caress and sensual foreplay of every sexual massage that turns your sexual fantasy into reality? Are you looking for a handjob but are probably too lazy to jack it and want the help of a hot Mamacita with soft hands who is also ready to give you the happy ending you crave at a fee? I won’t even lie, the idea of a slut with big tits giving me an oiled, sensual massage and then jerking and blowing my cock keeps me awake at night. Well, mostly because I’m awake jerking off anyway, but you catch my drift. Don’t even get me started on full body to body massages where a hot and naked slut covered in oil gives your hard cock a sensual tit job before squeezing it and letting you bust a huge load.

If all the above sounds interesting to you, you are hardly the only horny motherfucker in town. The trick, however, lies in finding the perfect parlor because those places don’t want to be found out and shut down, making them a bit hard to find. As you can imagine, you can’t simply walk into a massage parlor and demand that the hottest girl in the room gives you a blowjob. You will be lucky to leave with all your teeth intact.

Luckily, I’m here to introduce you to a site that lists the hottest spas and erotic massage listings with customer reviews so you can differentiate the worthwhile destinations for a sensual massage from the ones that are fucking rip-offs. Let’s see what Spa Hunters are made of in that regard, shall we?

About Spa Hunters

The first thing I did when I landed on this site is to look for it's about us’ section which is located at the bottom right of the welcoming page alongside their terms of use, FAQ section among other useful links. I was able to quickly establish that this site was created by a group of spa enthusiasts who were tired of looking for spas in their areas and constantly getting mixed results once they tried some of the spas. As a result, the unnamed freaks started Spa Hunters, a forum that the spa-going community can use to easily locate spas in their neighborhood and share their experiences so other members can avoid being ripped off. Sounds pretty straightforward.

Spa Hunters says their goal is to fill the site with the most comprehensive listings and reviews possible. Have they succeeded towards that end? You will find out by the end of this review.

User warning!

This is a common-sense issue, but I’ll warn you about it anyway; it’s practically impossible to have every member write a review. While the site does try its best to have the most accurate information, they don’t censor user-submitted reviews unless under special circumstances. The site can therefore not be held responsible or liable for any inaccuracies or false claims presented on the site. This is a polite way of telling you not to be the complete fool who trusts everything he reads on the internet 100%. You are on your own, so better be fucking careful and most importantly, safe. Also, don’t be a complete asshole; leave a tip if she does a good job!

A pretty shallow design

Spa Hunters features an ordinary if unspectacular outlook. It looks just like any forum site on the internet although, to be honest, I’m getting tired of the whole blue and white color scheme. Can’t even a single site get creative with their colors for once? Anyway, the site takes you straight to business, and anything you need is right in front of your eyes, so how about we go straight to where it’s all going down?

On the left of the homepage is a section dubbed ‘what’s buzzing’ where you find a list of the most popular spas according to what most people are talking about as well as the number of review and comments in the last 60 days. Just below that is a list of the reviews that were voted the most helpful by Spa Hunters members, and if you want my advice, this would be a fantastic place to start.

The rest of the homepage brings you the most Recent Reviews/Comments, the recently added spas, and a Spa Hunters poll of the day. On the day of writing, they were asking whether providers treat their clientele differently depending on their race.

Hundreds of listings

Lie you will find out, Spa Hunters provides listings for the best massage parlors and spas all over the United States. Simply click on Massage Listings in the top navigation bar and select the area you are interested in finding your happy ending. Whichever location you choose, you are bound to find plenty of listings. There are plenty of areas to choose within a city, each with a huge lineup of places to turn your fantasies into reality. I tried the ‘Manhattan - 72nd Street and above’ option and was pleased to find over 30 listings.

You can expect a similar trend with the other locations and clicking on any location gives you details like contact details, date of the last review, option to report a change in the spa’s profile information among other options. Below that are the reviews and comments, but you will need to be a registered user to read them. If only the spas included other details like what ethnicity the masseuses are, what kind of payment they take, and hourly rates.

Registration is a simple process. You’ll just need your email address, a username, password, and a retrieval question in case you forget that password. Explicit usernames are not accepted, so choose wisely.

Fantastic search options

The search listings option gives you several options to help you locate massage parlors. Search by phone number (which is the best way to uniquely identify a spa), by name, distance (where you can search within a radius of up to 20 miles from your location), or by city. Just keep in mind that nothing is guaranteed. Not every massage parlor does the erotic shit so make sure you don’t whip your dick out at the first given opportunity.

Just heard about a new spa opening? Or maybe you passed a new spa in your neighborhood? Don’t keep that shit to yourself. The site urges its members to share such information with other users by filling out a simple submission form. The site’s staff will immediately review your submission and include it in the listings section if it is not already listed.

Positive site Features

User-submitted reviews is a brilliant idea; the site allows users to write reviews and warn other members about the places to avoid like a bad plague as well as the ones delivering on their promise. Even better, the reviews are uncensored unless under special circumstances so you will be reading no hold barred reviews.

Free to use; the site doesn’t cordon off any of its most important areas behind a steep paywall. You will be able to know everything about the site and access all the listings without paying a dime.

Covers all U.S states; the site’s duty is to inform members about spas and massage parlors in their locality and users will be pleased to find that practically every part of the United States is covered.

Negative site features

Ads; the site is teeming with ads and banners that will no doubt prove a distraction. Price to pay for your love of free shit? You tell me.

Limited to the United States; massage parlors and spas are only limited in the USA, and people from other countries looking for similar services will have to try their luck elsewhere.

Recommendations

The lack of details in the spa pages is an obvious disappointment. There are no photos or information regarding charging rates, and users will have to find out on their own. Requiring advertisers listing their spas to include the details wouldn’t be too hard to do, would it? Also, why would anyone want to register to read the reviews which may or may not be up to scratch? The site needs to look into that as well.

Conclusion

Ultimately, Spa Hunters does what it is set out to do, namely, providing spa-goers with spa and massage listings and reviews. Members can find spas in their neighborhood and read reviews for absolutely free. The design could be better, but overall, the organization is decent, and with solid search options, finding hot massage joints with prospects of a happy ending has been made easier.