Looking for a happy ending at Rub Ratings? What could be better than rubbing yourself raw while watching hardcore pornography all day on one of the free tubes? Well, you could step it up by replacing the smut with an actual living, breathing woman, and instead of rubbing yourself you can have her do the rubbing. How can you improve on that? Well, I’m pretty sure the “Rub” in RubRatings is a euphemism for something a little more intimate and exciting than a plain old massage.
Quit Rubbing Them Out Yourself
One really interesting thing you’ll notice about RubRatings immediately is that the landing page seems to be aimed largely at sex work providers, rather than the clients. It’s even spelled out across the top of the screen in huge capital letters: A MODERN SERVICE BUILT FOR MASSAGE AND BODY RUB PROVIDERS.
I was initially put off that they weren’t putting my needs first, but I think this is actually a good thing. The website is actively courting masseuses, erotic or otherwise, which ultimately should mean a better selection for you and me. Anyway, the hookers, doms and innocent neck-rubbers are the ones who pay to put their listings on the site. It’s free to browse, and you don’t even need to register or sign in to access provider contact info.
Toward the bottom of the sales pitch, there is a graph showing the site’s traffic. The domain was registered in 2013, but they really took off midway through 2018. Their traffic has been rising very steadily and quickly, and they’re now getting a couple of million visits a month. That high traffic should hopefully translate into a high volume of sluts to choose from.
Learn the Science of Banging Sluts
There’s an Info link at the top of the page that provides some quick articles about how to safely use the site. They’re very general and sometimes pretty vague. If this is your first time fucking with a site like this, I suggest reading through everything that’s available. A lot of it boils down to common sense, but there’s some etiquette you should be aware of as well.
RubRatings also provides a short article about using bitcoin to pay for services. This is great news for all you nerds who have been trying to convince your families that the cryptocurrency was good for something besides buying mail-order LSD. See, mom? It’s also good for hiring hookers.
The Tools link provides more info about BTC and a couple of places to trade your real money for fake Internet money before trading that for real sex (or that hypothetical massage). RubRatings has also partnered with a company called Text Pigeon to create disposable phone numbers to text escorts with, which is something a little more generally useful to normal people.
The About RubRatings page does such a nice job smoothing over the inherent sleaziness of an escort site that you should probably show it to your wife. Their two primary goals are to provide a pleasant and user-friendly atmosphere for massage seekers to discover and review local massage providers, and to provide an equally positive atmosphere for the providers to list their services. They aim to strike a balance between the old school directory sites like Craigslist or Backpage, but without getting too confusing for the old folks to use.
Find Your Perfect Girl and Bang Her
RubRatings is limited to the USA, at least currently, so if you’re somewhere else check out my list of Escort Sites. The Cities link in the header opens up the master list, broken down by state. I’m close to a major metropolitan area, so there are few options not far from me. I clicked the biggest city to see what was on the menu.
It seems like that high traffic volume really did translate into an expansive buffet table of beautiful sex workers. Around 150 escorts near me have posted listings today, so I’m definitely getting laid tonight. Hopefully, I can find one that takes buckets of loose change as payment.
The default view is Gallery mode. You can switch to List, but the only advantage is that you get a look at the full post title instead of just the first couple of words. Gallery shows a grid view of beautiful women, and most of them have used their limited text space to display their locations. A few have cutesy and enticing phrases like Forget Stress and a handful want you to know that they have a Milking Table.
Most of the faces are at least partly obscured, which is typical of an escort site, but there is plenty of flesh on display. There’s a girl downtown with a killer ass in a thong and an Asian beauty wearing nothing but pasties on her nipples. I see a beautiful range of ethnicities, ages and body types. Fuck, I can’t believe suicide bombers blow themselves up for just 72 virgins when you can get so many more experienced sluts with so little effort. Have you ever fucked a virgin? They have no idea what they’re doing! Professional humpers, on the other hand…
Expensive Back Rubs or Something Better?
RubRatings says on their Info page that they’re mainly seeking listings from independent or small agency providers with some consistency and quality. In my area, it seems like an even mix of individual providers and agencies. You won’t actually know until you click a thumbnail, even if you’re in Listing mode. Either way, the post formats are the same.
The site is clearly trying to stay well within the bounds of the law. There are no explicit lists of sensual services anywhere, nor the complicated and elaborate acronyms you see on other escort sites. What you will see beside the small image galleries are girls talking about their Tantric body massages, teasing and tickling, and long stroking. Maybe it’s just my filthy mind, but I feel like all the lingerie shots imply a rather unwholesome stroking, which is exactly what I’m looking for. If this bitch is really listing a $400 price tag for a back rub, I’m going to be pissed.
I found a thick Latina MILF about half an hour away, and I really wanted to take her for a ride. The pictures look hot as hell, but I’m really curious what other RubRatings users have to say about this broad. I clicked the Reviews tab, but it requires registration to view. They need an email address to sign up, which theoretically makes the whole thing a little bit more secure, but it also creates a paper trail that a lot of users just aren’t going to be happy with.
Sales Pitches from Slutty Bitches
One thing I didn’t like about RubRatings setup was that the listings are basically just blurbs, plus a phone number and location. Other escort sites have their broads specify things like their height, hair color and body type. Most of this is obvious from the photos, but if these are listed in separate fields it makes it much easier to search for babes.
Once you have your city dialed in, you can type a keyword like Dominatrix or BBW into the search bar to find your type of chick. That’s it as far as search capabilities though. There’s no it Advanced Search where you can check off features you like in a woman and services you like from a whore. I can understand leaving out the services, because it could potentially raise legal liability for the website, but the other stuff just makes browsing a little more difficult than it needs to be. The yearbook-style layout of gorgeous broads is fantastic, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes you’re looking specifically for a blonde teen with big tits, an athletic body and a menu that includes anal and BDSM.
While disappointed with the organization and lack of search features, I can see the appeal of RubRatings. They’re trying to keep things really clean and safe, which is useful for attracting a larger number of escorts than a lot of sites. I found a ton of ready and willing babes in my area, and I’ve already made up arrangements for a really good time tonight.