JavTube

Jav Tube! Come one, come all. Step right up and take a peek at the hottest Japenese babes ever to walk the earth. They won’t be walking tonight, though, and probably not tomorrow either. No, the girls on Jav Tube are generally found on their backs, on their knees, or sometimes suspended with ropes for better access to their tight orifices. Leave your wallets at home, folks, because the show here is always free.

Fans of Japanese Adult Video or Asian ladies, in general, have been spanking it to JavTube’s offerings for over a decade. That’s a ripe, old age for a free porn site. Today, I’ll try to find their key to longevity.

Japanese Girls and Their Favorite Fluids

For the most part, JavTube.com looks like your typical free porn tube. You’ll see a bunch of thumbnails on the front page, and each one is a doorway to a piece of filthy hardcore pornography. The thing that separates JavTube from other tubes is that it’s an Asian site, Japanese specifically.

Aside from all the yummy little babes with the almond-shaped eyes, you can tell this is a Japanese site just from the presentation. The text is brightly colored and highly stylized in a range of fonts, and it litters the page like it’s screaming at you. This is probably what it’s like if your first time in Tokyo is also your first time dropping acid and your first time cumming in a restrained Asian teen’s face.

Upon closer inspection, the videos don’t seem to be presented in the standard newest-first order of other tubes. In the top row, Rika Mari lets semen drip from her mouth, Ria Kashii shows off her naked body, and Rena Fukiishi takes a hard cock doggystyle. The pornstar names are all that’s listed. Are videos sorted by babe on JavTube?

A pic of a girl named Julia had pixels covering her snatch and the dick plowing deep into it, but the look on her face was unmistakable. That penis was simply far too big for the tiny young whore. I clicked the photo out of natural human concern.

Are You Okay, Julia?

The video pages on JavTube are visually even louder than the front page. There’s so much non-English text that my browser asked me if I wanted a translation. The cluster of tags, unclickable keywords and links above the video are ugly, but not what I was interested in.

I clicked Play. The built-in video player started with minimal buffering, dropping me into what looked like a blowjob scene. Julia bounced as she sucked, and when the camera pulled back I could see she was riding a dick as well. Talented girl.

The quality of the slut and of the action are fucking incredible. You have to see how this girl’s monster jugs juggle when she’s getting hammered doggystyle. Unfortunately, the quality of the video kind of sucks.

Watching Asian porn on JavTube will give you flashbacks to beating off back in the dial-up days. The resolution of the Julia video is so low it’s almost unacceptable, and you can’t adjust it. If she was less beautiful and depraved, it would have been a deal-breaker.

You’re going to need to use your imagination with this site, too. If you polish the pole to a lot of Japanese porn, you already know about the stupid mosaics that cover the genitals. Hey, I don’t make the laws, I just encourage people to break them.

There’s a link to Download Full HD Video below the player. It goes to BustyAsians, which didn’t surprise me. The clip is under eight minutes, so it’s sample length, and the site is tagged above the video. It’s watermarked with TubeTubeTube, just to confuse your dumb ass.

Uncensored Cunts Getting Pounded

I’ve never really gotten over the censorship issue you run into with JAV. I love the girls, but I really want to see their pussies getting filled. That’s what I’m used to, you know? If I order a burger, I’m going to be a little pissed to find out you stepped on the goddamn bun.

The whole time I was watching Julia get her twat worked over, my mouth watered for just a sight of the fucking thing. Just a peek, a little glimpse of wet poon. I almost wanted to go check out another site, one with visible vaginas, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of that fine-ass bitch until it was over.

I went back to the main page, because I could have sworn I saw some actual private parts there. Sure enough, a thumbnail showed a between-the-legs shot of Ria Sakurai as she stroked her unhidden clitoris. There was a close-up of Runa Kanzaki’s censorship-free snatch as it was filled by big hog. Another featured Haruka Nomura held down by two dudes while another impaled her fully exposed hole.

The bummer was that for every cock or cunt I saw, there were also half a dozen thumbnails showing a bunch of annoying squares covering up the private parts. It’s the craziest fucking thing. The country that gave us tentacle porn doesn’t want us to see any labias.

These Categories Suck (In a Bad Way)

One of the things I love about Japanese smut is that it can get weird as hell. I’m talking freakshow-level stuff by Western standards. Whether it’s a JAV site, a hentai forum, or some other type of Japanese depravity, you can fall down the perverted rabbit hole just by browsing the available Categories on a site.

Unfortunately, that’s just not the case with JavTube. There’s no sprawling, dedicated Categories page full of kinky genres like Dick-Maids and Inverted Nipples. There’s just a short list of categories in the left sidebar. It only has a few dozen categories, and they all suck.

I guess that’s putting it harshly. They don’t completely suck. They are, after all, categories of free porn so you can get off to Japanese chicks without spending a dime. They’re just boring compared to the weird shit on lots of Japanese porn sites, and they’re inadequate by regular porn tube standards.

Instead of even covering the basics like Blowjobs, Lesbians, Group-Sex and Amateur, JavTube gives you choices like BukkakeNow, WierdJapan, and JCosplay. These are paysites, in case you didn’t recognize the names or couldn’t guess. If you don’t know your Japanese porn sites, you’re going to be shit out of luck trying to browse by category here.

Tagging sample clips with the site they’re from is a good idea. Sometimes you just want to jerk the gherkin to 10Musume clips without paying the membership fee. Paysite tags don’t trump the basic shit, though. Masturbation clips need to be tagged with masturbation, anal with anal, and fist-fuck with fist-fuck. JavTube may well be the only Japanese porn site without a big sign leading to the bukkake section.

Since they neglected this basic link, I typed Bukkake into the search bar. JavTube did serve eleven pages of results, but I couldn’t sort them in any way. There was no easy way to find the longest, newest, or most popular. I’m not sure how they’d measure popularity anyway, since you can’t Like, Dislike, or Favorite vids like on other sites.

JAVtube’s collection seems to be made of samples from paysites. That alone is not a bad thing, but the experience is further crippled by the site’s lack of basic organization. Not only are they short, bite-sized bits of pornography, but they’re not sorted into any very useful order. Unless you’re some kind of autistic Japanese porn enthusiast, the Rainman of JAV, it’s not going to be easy to find anything specific on the site.

JavTube feels like they made some deals with the premium sites to get clips, and then did the absolute bare minimum needed to serve them up and cash in. Here’s your bite-sized piece of filet mignon, served in a dirty shoe. It’s been sitting out a while, but hey, it’s free. How hungry are you?

This site may be worth a look, but only under a few conditions. If you’re looking for a wank under ten minutes, with a non-specific Japanese girl performing non-specific sex acts, JAVtube should do it for you. If you want a longer masturbation session or a deeper dive into what really gets you going, you’ll have to find it elsewhere.