JAV HD Porn

I started my day with JAVHD Porn, and I really believe it was the right decision. As a professional masturbator, I might seem like I’d be a little biased on the subject, but it’s easier to get up and running when you achieve that post-nut clarity. Sure, I’m bound to be horny again by the time I finish my coffee and my bowl of Cap’n Crunch with Viagra berries, but at least I’ve got a few minutes to compose some rational thoughts and get some shit done before that happens. Try filling out an invoice, tweaking some spreadsheets or having a chat with Human Resources while rocking a raging case of tent pants and tell me how well it goes.

In case the name is a bunch of mystery letters to you, let me break down the acronyms. The JAV stands for Japanese Adult Video, which is just a fancy way of saying Japanese porno movies, and I’m pretty sure the HD stands for Happy Day, because that’s what you’ll have when you visit. Oh, and the videos are Hi Def, too. That’s right, ladies and perverts, JAVHDPorn.net is a free tube specializing in Asian smut from the Land of the Rising Sun. With 30 million visitors a month, they’re pretty fucking popular, which made me even more eager to see what all those weebs were shaking their dicks at. Who’s with me?

Get Your Fap on with JAVHD Porn

You don’t necessarily have to be a full-time porn reviewer and dick-slanging video stud to notice trends in the world of online pornography. If you’re a fan of dirty movies, JAVHDPorn will look immediately familiar with its wall of X-rated thumbnails, the standard layout of any video tube. If you’re a fan of Asian dirty movies in particular, you’ll probably feel even more at home. American porn tubes tend to have a black background, but JAV tubes like this one seem to prefer a sparkly clean, bright white presentation.

Japanese aesthetics are kind of wild like that. Whether you’re hitting a Japanese grocery store for Pocky, gorging yourself at the local sushi bar or just trying to fill an old gym sock with semen, there’s often this funny balance between ultra-cleanliness and chaos. The chaos comes in the form of loud, bright text-encrusted packaging and product titles with a couple dozen words. You might visit Pornhub and watch a movie called 18+ Schoolgirl Sex Party, or you could tune in to JAVHDPorn for one called This Is The Story Of A 18+ Schoolgirl Panty Peep Show, And The Girls Who Bashfully Looked Me In The Eye.

¬Just in case you were wondering, yes, that is the real title of a film I found on the front page of JAVHDPorn.net just now. Besides the white background, another thing that gives away the site as a purveyor of Japanese Adult Video is the thumbnails. It’s not just that they’re full of beautiful Asian ladies instead of the usual spread of white girls. It's the formatting; the thumbnails on American porn tubes are mainly screengrabs from the videos, but here, they’re the front and back covers from the DVD boxes.

Again, we find the chaos of the Japanese aesthetic. I’ve always had mixed feelings about the box art presentation. I’m old enough to feel a little nostalgia for the days of physical media, but on a JAV tube like this, the images on the front-page thumbnails end up being so small that it’s hard to see what’s going on. It ain’t the same as picking a box off the shelf and flipping it over to look at the back. Fortunately, they do give you a full-sized image when you click through to the video page, but that ain’t quite as convenient as the standard moving previews on white-girl tubes.

Show Me to the Unobscured Buttholes, Please

If you’ve been a fan of JAV for a while, there’s a decent chance you’re reading this review for exactly one reason. Maybe you even hit CTRL+F to find this very paragraph, the one where I finally bring up the censorship issue. Yes, my horny friends, JAVHDPorn.net has a nice collection of uncensored JAV. It’s one of the first things you’ll see on the front page when you land, taking up a section right beneath the latest releases.

I like the overall organization of the place. One of my biggest pet peeves on JAV sites is when they don’t separate the censored content from the movies that show all the good stuff. Anything officially released in Japan is censored, thanks to some very old and somewhat ambiguous laws that might not even ban porn like everyone thinks. That makes censorship one of the primary things fans are worried about, and JAVHD Porn divvies up the flicks in a way that reflects that.

Everything is broken down into a few broad groups. There’s the titular JAVHD Porn videos, which some may see as the “main” selection. Scroll down and you’ll find those JAV Uncensored Porn Videos I mentioned, and a little further down are the JAV Amateur Porn Videos. Amateur JAV can really be a mixed bag as far as censorship, so it’s a fair move to give it its own aisle. Finally, there’s a growing selection of Full-Length JAV Decensored Videos. These take a deepfake approach to putting the cocks, pussies and penetrated buttholes back in, with results that are getting noticeably better with time.

There’s also a Categories page on JAVHD Porn that adds a few more broad subgenres, like Chinese Subtitle, English Subtitle, Tokyo Hot, SubThai and Uncensored. If you’re looking for some more specific or just something more specifically kinky, I recommend a look at the Tags page. They’re stocking all kinds of weird, wonderful JAV HD Porn in their achives.

It's kind of an overwhelming index of perversion, a text-based menu that lays it all out on one long-ass page. There’s JAV HD porn with Married Women, Medium Orgasms and Muchimuchi. You can fap to videos with Academy Uniforms or Anal Play, BDSM or Beautiful Witches. There’s a selection with Breast Milk, another with Bukkake, and a surprising number tagged with Bus Tour Guide. Come for the Convulsions Cum, stay for the Crab Crotch and Creampies.

Do You Still Need More JAV?

The broad subgenres they’ve broken the JAV HD Porn into make it a little difficult to get a precise count of all the movies on the site, but holy fucking shit, it’s a lot. If I’m adding it up right, there are a couple hundred thousand Japanese Adult Videos available to whack off to. That includes 164k censored movies, 20k uncensored ones, 32k amateur Japanese pornos and 10k decensored films. That last one was a bit of a surprise, since historically those sections have been tiny. Looks like technology is catching up with our masturbatory desires.

I’m not sure who’s curating the collection and what their process is, but they’re really fucking busy. The site doesn’t get new infusions of JAV HD Porn every single day, but most days they get huge, jaw-dropping drops of smut. There are a crazy number of updates per week, way more than even the most insatiable masturbator could ever hope to fap to in their entirety. It’s a shame there’s no download button, because it’d be easier to achieve 100% completion if you could save them to your hard drive and watch a dozen at once at quadruple speed. Ah, goals.

If I have any complaint at all about JAVHDPorn, it’s a common one: spam. Like a lot of full-length JAV tubes, this one’s pretty spammy. With my adblocker running, I actually didn’t see any ads at all throughout most of my visit. It was only when I tried to watch a movie that I ran into some issues. “Please turn off adblockers in order to continue watching,” read the disheartening text across the video player I was trying to watch. Spam is a standard tradeoff on any porn site, so I doubt this will be a dealbreaker for many, if any of you.

It ain’t too fucking difficult to see why JAVHDPorn.net gets as much traffic as it does. Their library of full-length Japanese Adult Video is extremely well stocked, with pretty much any variety of Japanese perversion a masturbator could want, in vast quantities. If you’re even a casual fan of Asian smut, you’re going to enjoy the hell out of yourself.