Jav King! It’s been said that The Porn Dude is the undisputed King of pornography reviews on the Internet. I accept the honor and I agree wholeheartedly. There are a lot of fakes and phonies out there, but it’s really good to be king. I just noticed a website trying to take the top crown among Japanese Adult Video tubes. With a name like JAVking, they are shooting for the top right from jump.
JAVking.tv ain’t even a year old, but they get a couple hundred thousand hits per month. That’s still fairly small potatoes, but impressive for such a new site. Then again, it’s probably pretty easy to drive perverts to your website when you’re giving out free hardcore videos of sexy Asian bitches getting pounded in every hole.
Censored and Uncensored JAV on Tap
The landing page for JAVking looks pretty much like any other Japanese Adult Video site. The thumbnail view here is a grid of scanned DVD covers, rather than the wall of filthy, fleshy screen caps you usually see on the Western-style sex tubes. If I look around the page, there are a few movies thumbnails with a screen grab, and I really hope these are from there Uncensored area.
I already know from the links in the header that these guys have both Censored and Uncensored material in their catalog. The problem with any kind of smut coming out of Japan, whether it’s JAV or hentai, is that The Land of the Rising Sun doesn’t let their citizens look at unobscured wieners, cooters, or penetrated buttholes. (Non-violated rectums are just fine, though.)
The majority of content on any JAV site features genitals covered in flesh-colored Tetris blocks. The shittier tubes make it harder to find the good stuff, so I’m happy to see that Uncensored link right away. The DVD covers may be tiny, covered in even tinier images of Asian bitches getting cock, but the censorship is still obvious in a lot of places.
The presentation is nothing fancy. They’ve got a lightly stylized logo and basically no flashy shit on the page. It’s basic, but it ain’t cluttered. Thumbnails are marked with their lead AV model/pornstar, a user rating and how many views the flick has so far. You also see a length, with most flicks running a couple hours long, as well as a release number.
Taboo Teens and Other JAV Things
I know some of the fun of Japanese porn titles is just the weird translation issues, but also the titles are more than a little fucking crazy. The current Trending Videos include such elaborately named smut as Middle-Aged Men and Women Starting from the Bathroom, I Want to Be Embraced by My Husband’s Brother, and Made Vaginal Cumshot on a Hot Spring Trip for Two Nights.
As you may know, I’m a real sucker for taboo scenes and teens, so I gravitated to a flick called The Cutest Daughter in the Class. I know what you’re thinking: how can a jav porno have such a streamlined, straight-to-the-point title? Fuck, I don’t know, but I know this is a legit Japanese flick because I can see that Censored tag already. Who the fuck else does that bullshit?
I’ve got a spam blocker running, but I’ve still got sidebar ads for hentai games about squirting ninjas being humiliated in a hell of pleasure. There’s also an ad for cheap Viagra, Cialis and Levitra floating over the video player itself. I closed that without issue but still had to click the Play button a few times, earning myself a pop-up ad for my effort.
The clip started playing at 480, but it didn’t pause long to buffer when I bumped it up to the max 720. The scene starts with a short interview with this young babe, but I have no idea what she’s saying since it’s in Japanese and it isn’t subtitled. She does sound cute as hell and her cleavage has me semierect already.
It’s kind of a long interview. I had to jump ahead to the 13-minute mark before the broad even got groped through her clothes. It’s still another five minutes before we get to see her exposed nipples. Japanese broads are known for being submissive but a little bit shy, and this chick is clearly taking her time. She looks nervous, hesitant and happy as the dude helps himself to handfuls of ripe melon.
Lube Up the Player, I’m Coming In
Below the video player is a Server button with a couple mirror options. During my visit to JAVking, I didn’t have to adjust my server settings at all. Everything played easily and smoothly like someone had greased it up with a thick coat of personal lubricant. I didn’t even have any buffering problems.
I really love how innocent this babe looks even as she’s getting fucked between those flawless tits. She leans over, gives it a little taste, and then puts it back between those lovely jugs. The giggling is always a major draw for this genre, and the pretty little chick here just can’t seem to stop herself. I guess I can’t blame her; it’s a pretty well-established fact that Asian dicks are hilarious.
The censorship makes the whole thing look a little fucking silly, because there’s a weird shaft of shifting pixels in the middle of her chest. I really fucking hate that shit, and you probably do too, but that just comes with the territory if you’re a JAV fan. Deal with it.
There’s a Download button under each clip. I wish it was a direct link, but you’re going to have to grab the scenes off a file locker. There will be spam and countdown waits along the way, but I didn’t have too much trouble reaching the actual files. Keep in mind, since these are full-length DVD rips, you may be downloading for a really fucking long time. You’ve got a big external hard drive, right?
All the Big Names In Japanese Adult Video
JAVking features Japanese Adult Video from all the biggest names in the industry. They’ve got JAV from major studios like Caribbean, Heydouga, Heyzo and 10Musume. Check out the Channels page links in their header for the full list of studios and access to each of their stashes.
The Actresses page is a who’s who of Japanese porn sluts and AV idols. You can see girls like Matsushita Saeko riding cock, Nakamori Reiko eating it, and Yurai Chitose stroking it with those lovely Asian feet of hers. Anyone out there with a fetish?
Speaking of fetishes, check out that Categories page. It’s actually a very trim list of subgenres numbering fewer than 20. They don’t even have the typical set of porn favorites like Anal, Lesbian and Teen. You can, however, find kinky shit like Cosplay and Hypnosis. Of course, this wouldn’t be a JAV site without huge selections of Nurses, Schoolgirls, and Office Ladies.
I know from the info underneath the videos that the Tags run a hell of a lot deeper than the Categories. I couldn’t find a list of all the tags on JAVking, which could be a good thing or bad thing. JAV sites tend to have ridiculous, sprawling lists of thousands of micro-genres that are hard to navigate. On the other hand, sometimes you just want to browse a long, full menu of the depravity available for your masturbatory entertainment.
I saw a fair amount of spam while I was browsing the site, but with my spam plug-in I didn’t feel like it was too bad. I was able to close the occasional pop-up easily and get on with my furious penis stroking and porn viewing. Some sites hit you so fucking bad you can barely see the videos, but that wasn’t the case here. Since the movies are very long, you don’t have to keep switching clips during your session and opening yourself up to more spam.
So, is JAVking truly the king of free Japanese Adult Video on the web? I think it may be a little bit early for them to claim that title, but I like what I’m seeing already. The selection of full JAV DVD rips is huge and growing, and they make it easy enough to shake your ding-a-ling at the site without too much spam. Give it a look if you appreciate Asian broads and filthy, depraved humping.