MissAV

Do you ever miss AV of your favorite Japanese Miss AV? Well, this next site looks like it was set up to alleviate exactly those blue-balling symptoms, at least based on the domain name. MissAV.com was registered a couple of years ago, and it’s one of those names that could go either way: clean or dirty as hell, depending on where your mind is. Don’t feel bad, buddy, because mine’s in the gutter just like yours, which is why I think you might really like this site.

MissAV is a Japanese Adult Video site styled after your favorite search engine, only this one’s dedicated entirely to free, full-length JAV movies and DVD rips. If you’re looking for some specific Asian action or just want to peruse the shelves without getting run out of the place for exposing yourself, this may be your lucky day. Of course, any porn site’s only as good as its masturbatory offerings, so let’s see what these deviates have to offer.

Slutty AV Idols and Japanese Hotties

MissAV.com follows a long tradition of JAV sites not really giving a huge fuck about the presentation. The top of the front page is dominated by a big search bar saying you can “Search any Japan AV”. It’s not ugly, exactly, but the background pattern reminds me of giftwrap paper. If it weren’t for all the oiled-up, naked boobies I see further down; I might assume it was some housewife’s blog she built on a free WordPress theme. The color scheme seems to agree.

But then again, maybe those girly colors and cutesy background are meant to imply something about the girls getting dick in their face all over the place. Asian porn is known for submissive hotties with an air of naivety as they get boned from every angle, and connoisseurs of JAV would agree Japan’s smut is above all other countries in this respect.

The smiling schoolgirls and office ladies look largely innocent as they stare out at me from MissAV’s front page, a wall of Asian porn DVD covers in the Japanese style. Look a little closer between the screaming bold, bright-colored text and those “innocent” babes certainly look corrupted or at least corruptible. The moving previews when you hover your mouse over one take that story further, showing these sweet-faced cuties getting fucked, jerking dudes off, swallowing cum and committing taboo on hidden camera.

There doesn’t seem to be an overarching theme at Miss AV besides gorgeous Japanese girls doing all kinds of slutty things. There are creampies, cuckold scenes and giant-titty MILFs among the Latest Releases, and that’s frankly just the vanilla stuff. I know a lot of you came for the really freaky stuff the genre is known for, and I’m with you all the way.

Censorship and Freaky Shit

The front page at MissAV.com seems to show a random selection of JAV movies. Click the button that says “I’m Feeling Lucky” and you’ll be treated to another fresh set of depravity from the Land of the Rising Sun. Each time, I got plenty of the expected subgenres you get on any porn sites. Lesbians, nurses, horny teens and even a stray white girl or two are getting their brains fucked out everywhere you look.

There’s also a ton of extra-kinky Asian porn included in the collection. Among those blowjob and pussy-eating films are movies about big-cock futanaris and home intruders having their way with shameful housewives. After getting her parts yanked on and stretched out for a while, she gives a double handjob/blowjob.

Do you know what’s fucking crazy, though? Japanese porn is known for regularly going places the big American studios are afraid to go, but they’re afraid to let us see pussies, penii and penetrated poopers. (Buttholes that haven’t been poked yet aren’t judged as harshly.) Everywhere I look on MissAV.com, including the pissing and piercing movies, all the genitals are covered by those annoying pixels.

I tried typing “Uncensored” into the big search bar at the top, but it came back with zero results. That means it’s going to be really fucking difficult to find the unedited stuff on Miss AV without knowing the AV codes for the exact videos you’re looking for.

Here’s a little fact I just learned that’ll help you spot the uncensored stuff on sites like this that list the AV code along with the video name. The codes for censored movies usually start with 3 or 4 letters identifying the studio or series, followed by 3 numbers to identify the specific flick. Uncensored movies usually have a 6-digit release date followed by an abbreviation for the studio name.

Hundreds of JAV Genres, Thousands of Films

It’s not too unusual to find a JAV site where it’s hard to find the uncensored stuff, but what makes it frustrating at MissAV.com is that there’s no real apparent reason for it. They’ve got a nice breakdown of Categories/tags, running on for 10 pages and including everything from Blonde and Shame to Torture and Face Sitting to Health Soap. You’re telling me they’ve got entire sections devoted to Devils, Sailors Suits and Lotion Oil, but they can’t add an Uncensored tag?

Despite the lack of that coveted tag, the full Genre list really is something to behold. It’s not just that the list is so long and inclusive, but how many movies Miss AV has filed under each category. There are hundreds of thousands of explicit JAV films here, all lined up in convenient subgenres. Help yourself to nearly 6,000 Cuckold films, 5,000 with Schoolgirls and another 4,000 listed as Documentaries. There are 3,000+ voyeur movies, 15,000 with housewives and over 20,000 starring Asian chicks with Big Breasts.

The Categories page is going to be the most easily accessible point for most casual JAV fans to start shaking their dicks at MissAV. If you’re a huge fan of the genre, you may even have your favorite studios and AV idols, in which case the site has a couple of other options for you to peruse.

The Maker section lists 17 pages of studios. Many of them are written in Japanese only, so good luck, weeaboos. I immediately recognize a few of the bigger players like E-Body, OPPAI and Venus. The Actress area is even more impressive, running more than 300 pages with plenty of thumbnails to gawk at.

The Good, The Bad and the Asian

The censorship issue I ran into at MissAV was largely expected, as with any JAV site. Do you know what else I expected and received? That’s right, neckbeards: spam. Even with my adblocker engaged, I had to close a pop-under every time I clicked my way through to a video.

The good news is that I only got that one piece of spam per JAV porno. Once I made it to the video page, I was able to start the movie and jump around to different points without getting hit with a barrage of boner-pill offers. Of course, your mileage is going to vary depending on your spam-blocking situation, so don’t forget to wrap a rubber around your browser.

The baked-in video player is decent and streaming is smooth, so you’ll have no issue beating off to those 2+ hour mature lingerie movies. It looks like the content is hosted elsewhere, which means it’s a video/filehost player and lacks some of the more advanced tube features like playback speed or resolution options. It didn’t interfere with my appreciation for Lingerie Wet with Shame starring Hikari Hime, though.

Like other JAV sites, I couldn’t help noticing the non-adjustable video resolution was lower than most modern formats. It’s definitely not 4K, and there were often visible pixels excluding the censorship. It’s less of an issue on a smaller screen, but your mileage is probably going to vary if you’re trying to watch on a big-ass monitor.

Ultimately, the biggest drawback to MissAV.com is that it’s hard to find the uncensored stuff. If you’re fine with the pixelated private parts you find in most of these movies, there’s really no good reason not to check out MissAV. I recommend starting in their Categories catalog or typing what you like in the box.