I knew even before I visited Celebrity Movie Blog that they’d have exactly what I was in the mood for after Netflix got me all half-cocked. It’s right there in the name, for one thing, and with an easy million visitors a month, I knew it couldn’t be a lame, SFW collection of wholesome screengrabs from family-friendly cinema. It’s hard to achieve those kind of numbers without flashing any boobies, and I’ll tell you now, the fun within ain’t at all limited to some stray nipples here and there.
Just like it says on the tin, CelebrityMovieBlog.com is a free blog all about naked celebrities. It’s a simple premise, but one that’s been a massive draw since the very earliest days of the internet. As much as we all love pornstars, the women on TV have a hell of a lot more eyes on them, and are thus the subject of even more onscreen crushes, wet dreams and daytime fap fantasies. With that in mind, I went in search of some of my favorite Hollywood actresses, ideally in something a little too risqué to show during primetime.
Naked Celebrities by the Thousands
CelebrityMovieBlog.com launched back in August of 2020, posting a quartet of semi-scandalous snippets from mainstream American movies. The inaugural set included Rachel Bilson, Juno Temple, Yvonne Stahovski, and one of my long-time screen crushes, Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey’s included moment from Dirty Grandpa isn’t fully nude, but she’s gorgeous and it’s just a great scene with her and Bobby Deniro. “You’re just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I’m just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.”
The blog format dates back to the olden days of the internet, and it frankly hasn’t changed all that much in the ensuing decades. One of the things I really love about this place is that they took full advantage of the style instead of just using it like a half-baked tube. Starting from day one, CelebrityMovieBlog has always included both videos and still screencaps in their posts. That Bad Grandpa post I mentioned includes a dozen tantalizing stills along with the two-and-a-half-minute movie clip.
If you’re a fan of naughty celebrity content, you’re probably already getting excited. I’ve reviewed so many of these joints that just take a half-assed approach, posting clips without any pics and usually very little information to go along with it. One of my pet peeves is when I find a great snippet of a famous lady whipping her tits out, but I can’t figure out where it came from. Celebrity Movie Blog goes above and beyond with their presentation, so you always have plenty of content to shake your dick at, and everything you need to track down the source.
There’s a Nude Celebs link at the very top of the page, but it pulls up nearly every post that has ever been featured on Celebrity Movie Blog. There are only 20 exceptions, including a couple sexually informative articles by yours truly, The Porn Dude! There is a dropdown menu of the Top Nude Celebs out front, but for a full view, check out the A-Z Celebrities list.
There are thousands of gorgeous, famous, oft-nude women on the site. As with most sites in the niche, the actresses come from all around the world, as do the films they’re featured in, but I felt like I saw more familiar faces than I do on other celebrity nude sites. If you’ve been underwhelmed by the number of American girls on similar platforms, you’re going to love the selection here. I’m not sure if the webmasters are from the States, but they sure do love our famous women!
Easier to Whack Off to Than HBO Max
Sydney Sweeney has been getting a hell of a lot of attention over the last few years. I never seem able to look away when she’s on the screen anywhere, and her scenes on shows like Euphoria are worth watching over and over again. HBO Max is $22.99 if you want the full feature set, though, which is kind of pricey if you’re mainly interested in these more explicit moments. John Oliver did mention me once, though, and that’s pretty fucking cool.
Alternately, you could just pull up CelebrityMovieBlog.com and get your faps in for free. Sydney is currently one of the top celebs on the site in addition to real life, with no fewer than five of her clips featured along the sidebar menu as I type this up. Her full selection on Celebrity Movie Blog piles on another dozen clips, including her work in Echo Valley, The Housemaid, and Night Teeth. Rounding things out, they’ve also included a lingerie selfie vid along with some paparazzi shots of the babe in a bikini.
I pulled up her latest scene from Euphoria. It’s less than 50 seconds and way softer than anything I’ve shot over at PornDudeCasting, but it’s pretty fucking explicit for something put out by such a big mainstream brand. “I’m gonna cum again,” she cries, her big tits bouncing as she rides the dude hard as fuck. “I’m gonna cum!” Me too, Sydney! There’s no Download button, but my third-party downloader plugin was able to grab the file without any issues.
On a similar note, my adblocker plugin kept my experience pretty damn clean today. There is an animated ad at the top of the main page at Celebrity Movie Blog, but it’s unintrusive, and I didn’t have to close any popups or sit through any commercials before I got to see some famous T&A. Platforms in this niche are often extra spammy, and I certainly appreciate the convenience.
Two Thousand Reasons to Stop by for a Fap
CelebrityMovieBlog updates almost every day, making it a ripe spot for fresh material during your daily masturbation routine. The latest video as I type this up features full frontal nudity from Bailey Chin in Psycho Killer, which just came out a couple months ago. The scene is actually full of tits, ass, and exposed bush, though the gore might be a bit of a turn off to a lot of viewers. I have not seen the full film yet, but this scene’s got kind of an Eyes Wide Shut vibe, plus more murder. Frankly, it seems perfect for a Hulu and Chill sesh with your favorite goth girl. I’ll bring the condoms and human skull bong!
As I mentioned earlier, the webmasters here have been at it since 2020, and they’ve stayed busy in the last half decade. There are around 2,000 posts right now, most of them featuring a mix of both moving and still imagery. The videos tend to be shorter than the 12-minute paysite samples you find on the usual Pornhub knockoffs, but the girls are consistently famous, and there’s a damn good chance you’ve been fantasizing about them already.
They’ve also got a thriving Telegram community that’s definitely worth a look if you already have the app. If you don’t, it might be just the push you need to finally download the messenger. There are nearly 700 members, but even if you don’t want to interact with them, the channel features another steady feed of fresh, naked celebrity women. The Telegram stash seems to lean more heavily in favor of candid shots versus the cinematic focus of the blog. Today, there are a ton of beach photos of gals like Bella Hadid, Pink and Katy Perry.
As I wrap this up, I’m watching another titty scene from a horror movie, The Mutilator 2. A pair of beach babes in skirts show off their jugs to a couple happy gentlemen, while a voyeur peers on with the zoom lens of his camera. It’s a sexy, lighthearted scene, but speaking as a fan of the slasher genre, those boobies are an ominous sign of the chills to come. The 77-second clip ends with a scream off camera, proving my hunch correct. I’m curious how the whole thing plays out, but right now I’m in the mood for more nudity—at least until I cum!
One of my big questions going in was whether or not CelebrityMovieBlog.com picked the right format. Porn fans in the 21st century are used to free platforms that work like sexed-up versions of YouTube, while Celebrity Movie Blog rolls with more of a classic blog-style presentation. In other hands, this might be a recipe for a lousy site plagued by poor tagging and other common issues. Instead, the erotic wizards behind the scenes have done justice to blogs, porn fans and the famous women they’ve placed on display, putting all the features to work in the best ways possible. The collection is deep and well organized, so you’re literally just a couple clicks away from seeing your TV crushes getting pounded. Who are you going to watch first?
