To comprehend the true extent of depravity on xxbum.com, you'll need a few lessons. Hangul? Ring any bells for ya? Sounds like a darn Dark Souls boss who whips out a dildo and smacks it on your playable character. Well, it's not! If you have no idea what that is, Google it and come back here. So, what kind of business do we have with Koreans today? Well, duh! Just shift your attention to the xxbum.com homepage. What do you see? Titties? Ass? Dicks? I see them too! What else? Oh, you finally get it! The darn video titles are in Korean! So... how are you going to overcome that hurdle? Are you going to ignore them and fap anyway? Oh... why didn't I think of that sooner? My goddamn autistic brain can't keep up with the regular folks! Don't judge me, all right? I just wanted to know more about the video titles!
Well, video titles aside, xxbum.com is exactly what it seems! This is where you go when you want authentic Korean porn. I shouldn't be calling it 'Korean.' I believe it encompasses all of Asia with its debauchery, but the majority of bitches sucking dick on my screen are Korean. The point still stands. Without knowledge of the language, you'll have to rely on your other sense, or rather, that sensation in your pants. You have no idea why a blonde Asian chick with a headband sucking dick in a home studio turns you on? I have no clue either, what matters is that you are turned on, and she's ready to stroke the magic genie in your pants and make it shoot some white, gooey liquid. Sounds like a fun time? I bet it does!
Balls Deep In Korean Action
So, you are balls deep in xxbum.com, and know where to start, but you still want a gentle hand to guide you? I hear ya, let me help you break this down. The homepage is riddled with some of the most insane, raw, amateur clips straight from the streets of Asia. I'm not kidding, some of this shit is literally happening somewhere in an alleyway, with people surrounded by cars, while an Asian chick is sucking as if she's on a dogging session in the UK. I mostly see that shit in the shorts, though. Yes, xxbum.com has shorts, as TikTok does. These shorts are not family-friendly, though, and this is not a get-ready-with-me makeup session, unless it includes an Asian chick vacuuming a dick, begging and pleading for the holy semen to shower her face. I don't even know any of the chicks sucking dick here, and I think it's meant to stay that way. There's no mention of pornstars or names, just an Asian chick getting obliterated in a hotel room or a dark alleyway in the middle of nowhere. So... the tone is already set, and you know what you can expect from the shorts.
What about the full-blown videos? Yeah, what about them? You have the regular Korean amateur videos and the VIP recommended videos. I don't really need to explain them to you, do I? The amateur videos are just that. Korean chicks showering in the bathroom and recording themselves, shoving a bar of soap in their vaginas, playing with a random vibrator that is conveniently next to them. The VIP recommended videos, on the other hand, step up a notch. There, you get full-blown sex tapes, and all the titles are in Hangul. So don't even bother translating or reading them, there's no fucking way you are doing it unless you speak the language.
What makes this shit so enticing, though, is the fact that all the videos on the homepage are categorized by positions and kinks, rather than a large dump of content. You won't find random shorts, instead, you'll find blowjob shorts or doggy style shorts, all labeled accordingly and set in the correct category of the homepage. And if you prefer to browse your porn on the homepage, then you have 163 pages to play around with. It might be 165 by the time you are reading this review, because the folks at xxbum.com upload regularly.
Toolbar And Minor Details
What matters most is the toolbar at the top of the page. If you are the type of folk who wants to find something specific, then take a peek at that bad boy. Other than the homepage, you have the Trending tab, where you can find the top-rated content on this platform, as well as the recommended stuff. This might come in handy when you want to jack off to the shit other people are jacking off to. Other than that, you have the Community tab. Now, seriously, I didn't expect a porn site such as xxbum.com to have a community, but apparently, they do! In this section, you can find people who post or ask something off-topic, or you can go to the 'Help Me Find' section and help a brotha out! There's currently one post asking for a specific video the dude watched on this platform. The video features a Japanese AV actress who got nailed by two studs. I know it sounds broad as hell, but if you find the video, make sure you attach the link in the comment section of this post and help the guy out! He's clearly desperate and wants to find that shit again.
The rest of this toolbar is pretty self-explanatory. You have the Shorts tab again, where you can find blowjob shorts, doggystyle shorts, twisex shorts, all that crap. And then you have the Categories section, which is surprisingly short. Currently, it holds only hentai and cartoons, JAV amateur, gay amateur, Asian, and a few more. I'm not going to bother listing all of them for you, that's a horny discovery you have to make. So... that's really it when it comes to the toolbar section.
As a matter of fact, that's really it when it comes to this entire website. There's another feature that proves quite useless. It allows you to change the website language to English, German, French, or Japanese. But ultimately, it doesn't change the video titles to the corresponding language, so what's the use? I'm pretty sure most of us folks don't even care about the video titles anymore. We just want to fap our way through every single clip on here, don't we? Still, you have the option to switch languages if that's what you desire.
The Way To Go
Now, here's where I have to nod my dick in respect to xxbum.com. Each time you play a video, you have the option to download it. I fucking love it when websites allow you to do this. But xxbum.com is a generous soul. That's why they added a specific button that allows you to support the creator. Granted, you can only donate and leave tips through crypto, but it's still a nice touch. And if you have an account, you can easily save this video to watch it later, so you won't end up in the 'Help Me Find' community posts.
Now... here's the thing. If you have an adblocker enabled, you're going to run into issues. If you want to stream or watch any of the videos, you need to disable whatever adblocker or VPN you are using, otherwise, you'll never be able to stream the videos. They make sure to mention this the second you enter their website, and they mention it yet again on every single video. Look on the bright side. They are not forcing you to pay a subscription or anything, so what's five seconds of dick pill pop-ups going to do to ya? Don't be a soft cookie, endure that advertisement. You are only five seconds away from Korean pleasure, and there's nothing stopping you from enjoying it. So, let's take a step back and look at this website from a holistic perspective. Here... I'll summarize it for you in one sentence: If you want authentic Korean porn, this is where you go!
