First of all, no! I don't want to join this mailing list and receive 10% of anything, thank you very much! Damn, I didn't even enter the site and already I was met with a nuisance! When will these sites learn? You don't get a second chance to make an awesome 1st impression. Period. I hit X and realized it was a sex dolls site called Siliconwives.com. Oh, okay. I thought it was a something about wives who are shallow like plastic and bang with whoever. Heh, guess I was wrong. Okay, let's see what silicone dolls I can fuck besides my girlfriend...
Now, this is going to be a tad bit different of a review because in all honesty to Silicon Wives, their products should be the topic of the review since that's where the moolah is. The site itself will be reviewed by me, and I will check out all the nooks and crannies to see if their product promo vehicle is all tuned up and ready to give so many men across the globe the pleasure of sticking their dicks up a plastic tube. Onward we go.
The site looks clean and simple. I liked it from the jump. What I wanted to see immediately was the dolls and to tell you in all honesty, I didn't see them at first or rather, I didn't know that I WAS actually looking at them. These sex dolls are freaking mannequins, not dolls! They look as real as the real girls do and the detail that was done on them was unbelievable! I'm just telling you what I saw on the site, I didn't order the actual thing so I'll take their word for it.
They separated the dolls into few body parts and they are sold separately or as a whole doll. You could order the torso, with the boobs and the head, the feet, you could order just the breasts and titty fuck the crap out of that thing or, just get the whole damn thing. It was freaky at first, looking at all these separate body parts of a woman. I could already hear all the feminists and emancipated bitches throwing their "just thought up" judgments at men who'd want to order these dolls, but fuck 'em! If they'd put out more and not be so god damn frigid, maybe these men wouldn't have to order these things. How about them apples?
The site runs smoothly and it is organized well so that you quickly find what it is that you might be looking for. All of the questions that you might have are already answered for you in the Q & A and that's about it. If I wanted to buy some of these dolls, I'm sure that it would be easy as 1, 2, 3. The only thing that might be a drag and that is of no fault of the site nor the ones who made the actual doll, are the prices. They range from $200 up to $2,500! I mean this is no joke! This is a product that requires some cash and then some. Now that I think about it, that 10% discount that was at the beginning of the review now comes in real handy, real handy indeed.
I wanted to see if they have enough pictures and maybe demos of the dolls since, if I wanted to buy them, I'd want to see what they look like from all angles, the height, width, material, how does it feel against the skin, all of the common sense stuff. As it turns out, they do have enough of the pictures, all of the info on the dolls and I even saw that they have a Vimeo video of a doll. Granted, it is not a demo video, nor can we see what penetration looks like but from what I gathered, it looks like it might be pleasant to stick your dick in that. The only thing that I have a problem with all of this is, if you bought feet, for instance, or a half sawn torso of a woman, where do you keep it and not seem like a perv or just a plain weirdo!? I mean, these things look so damn realistic that if I ever stumbled upon a doll like this at my friend's apartment and the light wasn't on and I saw some of these products lying around, I'd think my friend is Dexter, straight up!
Besides the moral part of the product, which is absolutely not mine to discuss nor to analyze, this site is actually amazing. It is a sex doll shop, one that is getting straight to the point. What is it that you want? Here it is. It costs that much, here are the payment options, there's the checkout. Thank you for shopping at SiliconWives.com. I love it! There is nothing left to say but, if you want a doll or a body part in your home that you can fuck, I'd suggest this place, no doubt.