Rosemary Doll

Rosemary Doll is a shop with a unique name, but what could they possibly sell? Well, if you were reading about them somewhere else, you might assume they were specializing in chef-hatted dolls with a gourmand aromatic aroma, or perhaps Barbie knockoffs with a Satanic horror twist. This is ThePornDude, though, so you’ve probably already guessed what gimmick these dolls actually have: they’re life size, and you can fuck them.

That’s right, freaky folks, RosemaryDoll.com is another purveyor of high-end sex dolls that look like real woman and hump almost as well. Hell, if you’ve been banging low-grade locals on Tinder, these silicone and TPE phonies may well be an upgrade from the limp fish floppers you’ve been floozing with. The company’s only been around a couple years, but their site gets close to half a million visitors a month. I’m always in the market for a new sex toy, so let’s see what’s available.

Getting to Know Rosemary Doll

RosemaryDoll impresses out the door with a flashy modern presentation loaded with imagery, icons, and recommendations. They put their Google, Yotpo and Trustpilot reviews near the top of the front page because the numbers are high and they’re rightly proud of them. Even if you’re skeptical about trusting a big-headed porn mascot who runs a world-famous review directory and premium casting site, these hard numbers from the general public may put you at ease.

It’s worth mentioning early on that Rosemary Doll ain’t a manufacturer, but a vendor carrying dolls from a range of the industry’s top brands. That should translate to a bigger overall selection for the end user—that’s you. The current spread includes high-end models from WM, YL, SE, Irontech, Starpery and Zelex, just to name a handful. I’ve even reviewed some of the brands they carry, like Tantaly. If you’ve been eyeballing dolls on other sites, you may be able to find the same models here at a better price.

Like a lot of the big sex doll factories and retailers out there, RosemaryDoll is an Asian company, this time based in Hong Kong. I actually had to check the address, because the site isn’t full of the broken English you find on a lot of these sites; they’ve done a great jobbing polishing up the joint and making it appealing to Western audiences.

That said, they ship from multiple facilities around the world. If you’re American and in desperate need of a realistic sex doll ASAP, check out their selection of in-stock dolls in the USA. They’ve also got ready-to-go selections in Canada, Australia, and the EU.

Whichever model you choose and wherever they end up shipping from, they do offer free shipping worldwide. US customers don’t have to worry about import taxes and fees, but in some places you might be on the hook for another $100 or $150, depending on the doll. There are a lot of variables involved, so while you may get your new waifu in a week, you may be waiting more than a month for some of the silicone brands. Sexy things come to those who wait, as they say.

Wider Selection Than Your Local Tinder Girls

Now that we’ve gotten some of the basics about the company out of the way, let’s get to the good stuff: the dolls. One of the things I liked immediately about RosemaryDoll.com was that they’re peddling a very wide variety of high-end lifelike sex dolls. The world of realistic love dolls has come a long fucking way in the last couple decades, and this whole site seems like a reflection of that.

They break the selection down into about a dozen broad categories out on the front page. If you know what kind of material you’d prefer, you can browse the TPE sex dolls or the Silicone ones. If body type is more your concern, try the BBW sex dolls, the Skinny sex dolls or the Curvy synthetic babes. Blondes are popular enough for their own subcategory, as are Asians, Game and Cosplay chicks, and an aisle of Male and Shemale sex dolls.

I’ve mentioned this before, but “BBW” doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing on a sex doll shop as it does on the free tubes and premium sites. The women are thicker, for sure, but you’re out of luck if you’re looking for big ol’ fatties like the single moms who live near you. Because of their wide selection, Rosemary Doll does seem to do better in this respect than a lot of the other shops, but there’s still a limit to the chubbiness. SSBBW sex dolls still ain’t a thing, but could you imagine the boxes they’d have to use for shipping them?

Rosemary Doll also has one of the better selections of sex doll torsos I’ve seen on a site with the full-size girls. Last week I reviewed LoveNestle, who specialize in fuck torsos, and one of the main things that struck me was how well they outdo the more inclusive shops when it comes to those half-women. Perhaps owing to their multi-brand setup, Rosemary even gives outfits like LoveNestle a run for their money as far as selection.

Some of the smaller sex doll shops skimp out when it comes to the more oddball types of dolls like big-eyed anime girls, pointy eared elves and blue-skinned alien chicks. RosemaryDoll, on the other hand, offers what may be the best selection of unusual sex dolls I’ve seen. Their five-page gallery of Game and Cosplay sex dolls includes the types I mentioned, alongside vampire sluts, fairy bimbos, and a few models that’ll appeal strongly to the furry fetishists out there. Who wants a love doll with rabbit ears and a bunny face?

They ain’t listed on the front page for some reason, but Rosemary Doll also has a small but growing selection of AI robot sex dolls. There’s only seven on them now, all of them priced at $3,199, but I’m starting to wonder if I should take out another loan. They can wink, smile and moan, they heat up, and learn as you talk to them. Welcome to the fucking future, you bunch of perverts!

Deals, Steals, and Things to Stick Your Dick In

As far as prices go, RosemaryDoll.com ain’t the cheapest shop on the internet. Their entry-level models start at around $1500 and go up from there. If you can’t budget a couple grand for a sex toy, you may want to check out one of the cheaper stores out there. If you can swing it, though, these pretend women offer a hell of a lot of bang for your buck.

Make sure you check out their sales, too! You could be shooting yourself in the dick if you neglect to type in a coupon code listen plainly on the RosemaryDoll.com front page. I’m whipping up this review in early July, and they’re currently offering a 10% off deal for their Summer Sale. I see a lot of shops offering free outfits, but these guys are currently offering free outfits and a free second head.

If you can’t quite afford to splurge today but you really want your own Rosemary Doll, you’ve still got a couple options. They offer layaway and payment plans, so you can buy now and pay later. If you’re using PayPal, you can order your new toy and start paying as you’re banging her. The terms for Layaway are a bit different, but you’ve got three months to pay her off, and they don’t even start production until you’ve paid 70%.

They’ve also got a loyalty plan, which is worth looking at if you’re planning on making multiple purchases. You get points for buying dolls, writing product reviews and just having a birthday like a regular human being, which can then be used to score some discounts. These babes are expensive, so every cent counts.

After spending the afternoon flipping through the selection at RosemaryDoll.com, I have a strong desire to spend a couple thousand bucks on a new girlfriend. It’s more expensive than Tinder, sure, but I know I ain’t going to get shot down when I start asking for the weird shit I’m into. The website is well organized and the company has some nice deals to offer, but I’d say the biggest advantage of using Rosemary Doll is just the massive, wide-ranging selection of high-end fuck dolls. If you’re in the market for a new silicone wife and want the biggest selection possible, make sure to check these guys out.