Erovenus

I don’t mean to sound like a total dog, but Erovenus got me laid over the weekend. It wasn’t exactly my usual hookup like I find on Tinder, or like my weekly movie shoots over at PornDudeCasting, but there were some incredible similarities. This chick Savannah had a big, beautiful and bouncy rack, a smackworthy ass, flawless skin and a tight pussy that swallowed me up and brought me to a stunning conclusion--and then again, and again. Honestly, the biggest difference between Savannah and my usual pornstar guests might be the fact that you can bang her, too. As if by magic, she’ll even be a virgin when you meet her.

Some of you may have figured out what I’m talking about, while the rest of you are utterly confused. Erovenus.com makes some of the finest sex doll torsos, butts and boobs in the world, with some killer features that you’d be very hard pressed to find at your local sex shop just off the highway, nor even the adult toy superstores of the web. The brand is in the process of merging with LoveNestle, who you’ve probably already heard about if you’ve been in the market for a really fucking nice fuck doll. I’m pretty thrilled with the gal who showed up on my doorstep, so let me tell you all about the company that brought her to life.

The Joy of Ultra-Soft Silicone and a Pretty Face

I could write a whole article about the whole TPE vs silicone debate that’s divided consumers and producers for years now. Both materials have their own benefits and drawbacks, and I’ve always felt that they’ve both had their place, depending on personal needs and uses. One of the things that immediately separates Erovenus from the other guys is their choice to use ultra-soft silicone that combines the best of both TPE and silicone. LoveNestle/Erovenus was the first company to do so, bringing the cost of silicone down while offering incredible realism in texture, appearance and bounce.

That ain’t their only unique gimmick. With their Max Series, they’ve also rolled out swappable pretty heads. I’m pretty sure there’s an old Misfits tunes about this, but you don’t have to be a punk rocker or serial killer to appreciate a shelf full of women’s heads—just a regular pervert like you or me. As with so many of the items in the catalog, the heads themselves come with all kinds of customization options to make them your own. Torso dolls haven’t really been available with heads until now, and this adds another level of realism while keeping the footprint relatively small compared to full-sized dolls.

Other perks at Erovenus.com are more ordinary, but still worth mentioning. For example, they offer fast, free shipping from warehouses around the world. If you’re in a real hurry, you can get one in a just a few days by browsing the stock in the US, Canada, Australia or the EU. I’m actually not sure where mine came from, but it showed up sooner than expected. No shit, I was out of town for a few days and came home to find my package waiting for me in the lobby of PornDude headquarters. Even if you get something special customized just to your liking, she should be home in about three weeks.

What Kind of Fake Lady Are You Into?

Over the last few years, I’ve seen a number of new sex doll shops that carry products from a range of companies. Typically, the tradeoff is obvious: the online sex-doll shopping malls carry a wider range of toys than the manufacturer websites, but with fewer customization options and higher prices. With Erovenus.com, you’re getting your toys straight from the maker, but they outdo the hell out of the other brands when it comes to selection. There’s an incredible range of sex doll torsos, fake asses and boob toys available, even before you account for all the customizations.

They’ve built a great set of filters for finding your ideal new waifu, too. You can browse by series (LoveNestle, Max or Infinity), boob size, or body type, dial in your precise price range, and check out their breast sex toys and “pocket pussies”. I put that last one in quotes because these ain’t your typical disembodied cooters a la Fleshlight, but mini torsos shaped much like Erovenus’s larger toys.

Prices range from $160 for those tiny torsos to $1400 for 92-pound Mega Olivia, offering some of the biggest synthetic T&A I’ve ever seen on a sex doll. BBW dolls haven’t been around that long compared to their traditional pornstar-bodied counterparts, but I know my fellow chubby chasers appreciate the increasing proportions. That ultra-soft silicone feels a hell of a lot like the real thing, and who wouldn’t want to grab handfuls of it while getting their fuck on?

Almost everything Erovenus sells is highly customizable. You can choose your ideal skin tone and softness, buy some add-ons like freckles, tan lines, vagina sucking and electric hips, and even add a dick if you want your own futanari doll. One of the most noteworthy options are the boobie and butt materials, and I love that there’s no extra charge for upgrading to their cloud-like LoveBoob or LoveAss over the regular gel versions.

Let Me Tell You About Savannah

Savannah is a kind of a big girl, at least when it comes to sex toys. She’s built like a slim gal with big titties, weighs in at about 66 pounds, and measures 38 inches from neck to knee. You can probably imagine how big that otherwise discreet package is, so just tell your neighbors you ordered some furniture off Wayfair or something.

As I unboxed her, the very first thing I noticed was the incredible realism. They mention on the About Us page that all Erovenus dolls are hand painted for additional realism. “We say no to 3D-generated skin textures, or no skin textures at all.” I actually wasn’t sure what this meant, until I thought about issues I’ve had with other realistic sex toys. I’ve seen “painted” details come off as a thin film, sometimes after very little use. Hopefully, the Erovenus process makes for more durability as well as that lifelike touch.

Pulling her out of the box, I loved the way Savannah’s flesh felt very much like the real thing. After a quick bath to warm her and clean her up, it felt even more real, with just the right amount of human squishiness. The ass and boobs are remarkably jiggly, which had some big implications besides the initial excitement of seeing them shake beneath a smack. This ain’t like the strip club where you ain’t allowed to touch, much less get nasty.

And get nasty we did. Savannah’s joints had just the right amount of stiffness straight out of the box, so I was able to bend her to my whims, even during the deed. You can arch her back and get her legs into the perfect position for whatever position you’re into. I haven’t tried butt-fucking her just yet, but a quick finger test makes me wonder how long even my professionally trained cock will last. While not as tight as her butthole, Savannah’s pussy gripped my dick with a glorious, textured touch. If you don’t already have a heating rod, Erovenus has one available for twenty bucks. I consider it an essential, but you do you.

Savannah is the kind of sex toy that gets you in the mood just by looking at her, something you never got with the old blow-up girls or a fuckable flashlight. She’s basically her own porn in a sense, and I can’t tell you how much I loved watching her jiggle when we were going at it. That said, I also had a blast coupling the experience with a VR headset and a 3D dirty movie. Goddamn, it’s nice living in the future sometimes!

The whole world of realistic sex dolls has come a long way in the decades they’ve been on the market, and I feel like some of the best advances have come in much more recently. Erovenus.com reflects some of my very favorite industry trends, from the insane level of realism and detail, to the deeply personal customization options, to the falling prices of what used to be a rich man’s toy. Speaking as somebody with a LoveNestle babe in my bed right now, I can tell you they look even better in person than they do online, so check them out if you’re looking to upgrade your fap sessions.