TheDreamDoll

The Dream Doll! If you built a horny time machine to go back in time to meet your porn-loving ancestors, you really wouldn't have to go that far back in order to blow people’s damn minds. Hell, a mere twenty years ago, most people could never have dreamed of having access to the kind of XXX gadgets that are currently on the market today!

Alright, maybe they could have envisioned thrusting dildos that can pound a woman’s cunt for four hours without getting tired or cumming too early. Perhaps they could have predicted that we would have the kind of remote-controlled vibrators that can allow someone to unleash orgasmic mayhem on a chick’s G-spot at the mere push of a button.

But when you start to get into the kind of lifelike sex dolls that are currently on offer these days? Shit, I reckon that would have blown people’s minds! For those who haven’t been following the slow and steady ride of the love doll industry, let me tell you: things are getting wild out there! There’s so much damn variety and high-tech goodness that they’re hard to differentiate from the real thing.

But do you know what else it’s hard to differentiate between? The good sex doll stores that will connect you with the love doll of your dreams and the shit-tier ones that will take your hard-earned money in exchange for one of the shittiest sex dolls you’ve ever laid your eyes upon. It’s my job, though, to ensure the latter doesn’t happen!

I’ve made it one of my sordid missions in life to review every sex doll store that pops up on the scene and give you the no-bullshit insight into every moving part to ensure you know which stores are worth shopping from and which ones aren’t. Today, it’s time to venture deep into the world of Thedreamdoll.com!

What is Thedreamdoll.com?

Thedreamdoll.com is a Scandinavia-based sex doll store that claims to bring you some of the most realistic love doll toys that are currently on the market. Whether you’re looking for budget or high-end sex dolls, Thedreamdoll.com claims to have you covered with a range of toys that feature everything from fantasy dolls to European and African models.

Unlike many of its competitors, Thedreamdoll.com has a VIP customer program for potential clients to take advantage of. By signing up, you can get access to everything from priority customer support and lifetime free shipping to order tracking services and access to the latest sex doll news and gossip before anyone else gets it.

Let’s Look At Some of the Sex Dolls on Thedreamdoll.com

Alright, now it’s time to get into the meat and potatoes of Thedreamdoll.com and see what it has to offer. To find out, I went as deep into the store’s sex doll catalog as I could to see what kind of lifelike love dolls they could throw our way!

1. Adriana Lets You Join the Mile High Club Every Night! - Everybody has been on a flight at some point and felt their cock riding to attention at the sight of a hot air hostess, right? If you can relate, then you’ll fall in love with the stunning Adriana. This lifelike sex doll is based around a Swedish air hostess and even comes with her very own airline uniform for you to dress her up in and then strip her naked when the time is right. With long and slender legs and tits to die for, this bitch is eager to bring you balls-deep into the kind of mile-high orgasms you never knew existed. Yep, she’ll treat your cock like it belongs to an airline captain whom she’s trying to get a promotion out of!

2. If You Like Trippy Sex, Then Luna’s Three Sets of Breasts Will Ignite Your Bedroom Fun! - Everyone recalls that three-breasted chick from Total Recall, right? Well, this sex doll from Thedreamdoll.com’s fantasy section takes things up a notch! This doll is called Luna, and she looks like the kind of thing you’d see offering her holes in some kind of space brothel. Now, Luna’s selling point isn’t her fuckable body that is a dream come true for horny sci-fi fans on its own; it’s the fact that she has three sets of tits running down her body and looking like an array of udders for you to play with. I mean, this is the kind of sci-fi sex doll with endless possibilities and one you could have kinky fun with for hours on end!

3. James the Kenyan King With a Serious BBC Between the Thighs - A lot of normies think that sex dolls are catered towards a horny male audience, but that’s simply not true. Delve into Thedreamdoll.com’s catalog, and you’ll see that they have a dedicated array of male sex toys for chicks to take advantage of. One of the most popular sellers is James, otherwise known as ‘’The Kenyan King!’’ For those who love a spot of interracial porn and want to get their hands on the next best thing, James is a dream come true. Packing the kind of BBC you’d usually only see in a Blacked porno, this is a stud of a male sex doll that a horny bitch can suck and ride all night long without worrying about him cumming too fast!

The Design of the Store

Thedreamdoll.com is rocking the kind of jet-black background that is the same color as the dick of James, the Kenyan sex doll I just mentioned, and it kicks off with a sleazy red logo outlining the silhouette of a seductive sex doll.

This leads you to a small main menu to the right that is home to some links taking you to the Thedreamdoll.com catalog, sex dolls on sale, those currently in stock and waiting for delivery, and a list of helpful info links. You’ll also find a search bar and some selling points up here, too.

Thedreamdoll.com’s homepage begins with a hero section showing some of the latest special offers that the site has to offer. At the time of writing, it was home to a great photo gallery of a stunning blonde sex doll that was at the height of realism.

Below this, you’ll see a collage of featured image boxes that take you to a string of places ranging from different love doll brands to cheaper sex dolls for those on a budget. Then, you’ll see a selection of the most popular dolls currently being bought on the site.

The lower half of Thedreamdoll.com’s homepage has a CTA telling you that you can buy dolls with cryptocurrency (nice!) and a selection of the main categories that range from European and Middle Eastern to fantasy and male sex dolls. There are also the latest articles from the site’s blog.

What I Like Most About it

Thedreamdoll.com has a pretty damn impressive collection of sex dolls on offer here, and I reckon that most people’s kinky needs will be catered for whether they’re looking for female, fantasy, male, or otherwise. Well, for the most part, there was one niche that was underserved, but I’ll explain what that is in the next part of the review.

I also love the forward-thinking fact that you can pay with crypto on Thedreamdoll.com, too. I mean, who wants something like ‘’Tina the lifelike sex doll with AI-powered breathing function and self-heating pussy with semen collection drip tray upgrade’’ showing up on their bank statement, right?

Overall, I found Thedreamdoll.com to be a very well-designed sex doll store, too. Unlike a lot of other stores in this niche, it’s not too busy or overwhelming, and they know how to deliver the right information in a compact and easy-to-follow way. Oh, and there’s a handy little sex doll blog on the store that has some handy articles within it, too.

What I Don’t Like

The only part of Thedreamdoll.com that I felt was lacking was the site’s shemale sex doll niche. There was only one TS love doll to be found, and it was just a torso, not a full-size doll. It feels like it’s not enough to warrant a dedicated category, and it really needs to be beefed up by the site to include a more varied array of shemale sex dolls.

Suggestions I Have for Thedreamdoll.com

That shemale sex doll section really needs some work. Either populate it with a more varied selection of TS sex dolls or take it down until there are enough products in there to warrant its existence. After all, shemale sex dolls are a popular niche as they offer the best of both worlds. So, this is something that shouldn't be overlooked.

Conclusion

Unless you’re solely on the hunt for shemale sex dolls, Thedreamdoll.com is otherwise a solid little sex doll site that has an impressive array of non-trans dolls on offer and even gives you a handy chance to pay for your chosen love doll with cryptocurrency. It’s well worth checking out!