RIDMII

One of the first things I saw on Ridmii’s website this morning was a one-minute video of one of their more high-tech offerings. In it, a woman in a doggystyle pose bobs her pretty head, twirls her lovely ass in a circle, moans and talks dirty. I see similar videos pretty much every day in my masturbatory travels, but this one has some notable differences. For one thing, she doesn’t start moving or making a peep until somebody taps a couple buttons on her torso. Those moans of pleasure ain’t coming from her mouth, either, but from a speaker the filmmakers have placed on her back for demonstration purposes.

It's a lot like the behind-the-scenes footage you see when a good sci-fi flick comes out, but unlike the robotic aliens of Hollywood, these women are consistently gorgeous—and you can fuck them! Ridmii.com specializes in some of the finest high-end sex dolls on the market, with features you don’t typically find among the cheaper shops. The company’s been around since 2018, steadily building their reputation as they’ve refined their product line. Let’s take a closer look at what they’re hawking, shall we?

Putting the Premium in Premium Sex Dolls

The whole premium sex doll industry has really exploded over the last decade as the technology becomes more affordable and taboos have evolved. Pulling up the front page, Ridmii stood out among the competition right away. You can get realistic sex dolls from dozens of shops nowadays, but few are as nice as these.

If you’ve been in the market for a high-end synthetic lover, you’ve probably noticed all the shops popping up who stock products from various companies. Buying direct, as you can from Ridmii, tends to offer better prices at the expense of selection. Still, these guys have a great catalog, with around a hundred models in stock as I type this up. If you don’t find exactly what you’re looking for on the menu, their chefs can always cook it up for you special.

I guess I should mention before I go on that these ain’t the cheapest fake ladies on the market. If you’re on a budget, you may be better served by one of the other Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude. The cheapest model they have in stock right now, Stephine, will set you back fifteen hundo, a pretty penny for most consumers. You get what you pay for, though. Here, that includes a full-sized woman with multiple fuck holes instead of the fraction of a lady you’d find elsewhere for a fraction of the price.

The realism is top tier, but Ridmii doesn’t limit their gimmicks to mere upgrades of common features. Ridmii has a heavy emphasis on premium electronic sex doll features. That video I mentioned in the intro showed off a few of these futuristic details, but they’ve also got app-controlled bimbos, live chat rooms, multiple vibration, sucking and sound modes, auto-heating selectable inserts and more. These guys may not be the cheapest on the market, but if you can afford it, they’ve got the most cutting-edge features available anywhere.

They don’t skimp on the ordinary perks, of course. Ridmii.com offers free shipping around the world, though you may be on the hook for customs and taxes in Europe. Dolls are shipped in plain, secure packaging you can pretend is just furniture. “I swear, mom, this is just my new coffee table from Wayfair. Now stay out of the basement for at least the next few hours!”

Custom dolls take a couple weeks to even ship, but if you’re in a hurry to meet your new TPE waifu, they do have warehouses in the US and EU. You can browse the local selection, place an order, and have some company in your bed in a week or so. When’s the last time you had that much luck on Tinder?

Real-Life Sex Robots for a Couple Grand

I made my way to Ridmii.com’s selection of Real Oral Sex Dolls to check out the spread. The cocksuckers start at just under two grand, including Aidra, a 5’2” Eurasian MILF who’s currently on sale at $1,899 for the base model. I think she’s stunning and comes with a great feature set by default, but there are a ton of advanced customization options available. It looks like you can make some selections without ponying up any more cash, but some of the better ones are going to cost you extra.

Ridmii offers articulated fingers as an add-on, which may be a first for the industry. They’ve also got multiple types of breasts, different areola sizes and colors, and a variety of realistic skin tones, eye colors and wigs. Blood vessels are an extra $120, adding a subtle but extremely human touch, and a removable tongue will set you back less than thirty bucks. Body heating is a couple hundo, but who wants a cold body beneath the sheets?

The electronic components they hype so hard out front are some of the priciest add-ons, obviously, but they are cheaper than I’d expected. Features like intelligent moaning, breathing, electric hips, auto-blowjobs and hip vibration cost between $200 and $300 a pop. The numbers can add up in a hurry, but imagine the financial damage if you got married to a real, live human woman.

Ridmii.com has fewer elves and hentai chicks among their selection of dolls than you find at some other shops. The add-ons, however, will let you build your own futanari if you’re into beautiful women with cocks. You’ve also got your pick of labia colors, pube styles, as well as built-in or removable vaginas. The internal models are a lot more work to clean, because you’ve got to carry your imaginary girlfriend to the bathtub, but does look more like the real thing.

On the subject of elves, one of my favorite models on the website is a pointy-eared princess named Aggie. She’s one of their app-controlled models, and includes a lot of features for under $2000. The app lets you control 10 modes of auto-vagina sucking, 10 modes of vagina vibrating and 6 modes of moaning. One of the things that excites me about this type of tech is that it can probably be upgraded via firmware in the future. They’ve even included a note that the app will be upgraded periodically. I don’t know the details, but I feel like it would be relatively easy to tweak those moaning modes with some additional dirty talk somewhere down the line.

Build The Girl of Your Dreams—Literally!

Ironically, one of the cheapest products in the Ridmii.com catalog is one of the most impressive. Starting at just $1,399, Ridmii can make custom sex dolls that looks like anybody. The biggest catch is that you’re only getting the head at that price point. Models with the body start at $4,099, so you might want to ask for a raise on your allowance and start saving now.

It's definitely worth noting that the customization here ain’t limited to just the pretty face you’re trying to clone, but the sexy body as well. The process is pretty simple, too. Just send their team some HD photos, ideally from multiple angles. They’ll whip up a clay or 3D model, you’ll confirm it, and then they mold her out of TPE. The process only takes a couple weeks, which is pretty fucking impressive.

The worst thing I can say about the company is that their dolls will probably cost you more than what you’d find elsewhere, but I think I’ve made it pretty clear why they’re priced like they are. Ridmii.com prides itself on putting out some of the most advanced, most realistic, most cutting-edge love dolls on the market. They include some of their best features even among their entry-level models, like automatic sucking and app control. If you’re not flinching at the price and you’re looking for the very best of the best, you’d be a fool not to include Ridmii on your shortlist.