JAVKAREN

JAV KAREN! Welcome to javkaren.com, bitches! The name of this motherfucking joint is fucking insane. Who the hell figured out how to mix JAV and Karens into one hot, twisted package? But hey, miracles fucking happen! I've reviewed Chinese sites that look and sound like shit many times, and despite their ugly-ass designs and odd names, they always ended up being hot as a fresh cunt. I have a feeling this cock-stirring magic will hit javkaren.com too. Let's see if my balls are right this time! Let's fucking go!

Looking damn good

Don't fucking expect posh titles and smooth design here. I mean, javkaren.com is a tube site, after all. Still, it's far from the shitshow I usually expect from these Asian porn concoctions. Yeah, call me a judgmental prick! I don't give a fuck what you think of me, but the generous goddamn porn-loving motherfucker inside me wants only the best smut for you. With free sites, you gotta lower your expectations, but javkaren.com looks like it won't make you want to shit yourself. You still get a nice black background, and thank the porn gods, no atrocious ads or shitty banners here.

The thumbnails don't show previews, which is total shit. If javkaren.com turns out to be huge, you're gonna wish for some previews or some advanced filtering tools, but I can't fucking promise you that. On the other hand, I fucking know you're gonna get those super-tight Asian cunts. I don't know the "Once you go black" equivalent for Asian cunts, but let's just say these twats are fucking addictive. It’s all free too, so knock yourself out till your dick falls off!

I want to stream some shit here

The homepage of this bitch shows the hottest and censored movies in separate stashes, and you fucking know me well enough to know I don't give a shit about blurring blocks. Let's see what the fans of javkaren.com get their cocks hard for! Turns out it's all about big tits, and who could blame these horny motherfuckers. Big tits are a goddamn rarity in Asia, so no wonder legions of dickheads are drooling over this Himari hoe who uses her knockers to seduce her best friend's bro! The tags below the player scream shit like big tits, slut, and titty fuck...say no more. Fucking say no more.

One random tab did pop up during my clicking frenzy, but the streaming is pretty smooth. The Himari masterpiece started streaming right away, and I was blown away by the quality. It's fucking stellar resolution-wise and goes on for two and a half goddamn hours! Whenever I tried to skip to the good shit, javkaren.com kept bugging me with more random tags, but I was too consumed by this high-end POV romp to give a fuck. The video is censored, which is a bit of a bummer, but it's passionate and it's free. So far, so goddamn good.

It's time to focus on details

Let's deal with the goddamn JAV censored stash first. Seems like javkaren.com is pretty damn proud of this aisle, so let's see what the fuss is all about. Maybe it's got something to do with the fact this category holds well over 23K movies? Yeah, that might be it! Man, javkaren.com is fucking massive, and that means this joint has enough porn to keep your dick busy till the end of your days. All of this shit comes free of charge!

These videos can be filtered via a drop-down menu that lets you choose the latest, most viewed, longest, and most popular videos. That's some handy shit right there. As for the joint's uploading habits, I ain't gonna bore my ass with dates and shit. It's fucking obvious that javkaren.com is set on becoming the world's largest JAV porn house, and they're well on their way. The motherfuckers behind javkaren.com are doing some seriously good work, and there's nothing I can do but applaud these goddamn geniuses!

What about the other categories

The next big-ass bitch you'll be wanking off to here is named JAV uncensored. Finally, you'll get to see the cunts and dicks in all their glory, and you will see them in more than 6K videos. While I'm writing the numbers, try to add them up in your head. That's the only way to properly realize the size of this goddamn beast!

Another thing you should know about javkaren.com is they don't use quantity to cover up a lack of quality. Most of the JAV flicks here come in fine resolution and were obviously made by professionals. Yeah, I did spot a couple of amateur crap vids, but generally speaking, the quality here is way better than I expected.

All of these stashes can be sorted out by the same criteria as mentioned above. Is that enough to really pinpoint your specific fetish? Hell no, but to get that kind of shit, you need to pay for a subscription on another site. That's why I told you to keep your goddamn expectations in check at the beginning of this review.

Asia Uncensored and Amateur Porn are next

This Asia Uncensored stash holds around 5.8K flicks in total. This is where you get a mix of pro and webcam videos. By webcam I mean horny hoes that flick their beans, shove dildoes up their holes, or fuck dudes in front of a camera. When that shit happens live, you get to tip the bitches, and direct the show in a way, but that's not the case with the content on javkaren.com. These are replays, but you still get the raw vibe of wicked romps, POV blowjobs and doggies, nasty creampies, and real orgasms that only these webcam hoes can pull off.

As you can see, javkaren.com really rocks in the diversity department. It further kicks thing up a notch with random homemade videos, pickups, amateur smut shot by grubby cameras, and shit like that. It's all packed in the site's amateur stash that holds around 5K vids in total. Man, javkaren.com sure is a huge beast! Almost as huge as my dong!

The things that could be better

The thing that my keen senses are picking up is that javkaren.com doesn't give a flying fuck about Western porn. Man, that is a serious fuckup! No blonde bimbos with meaty tits to knock our cocks off, no Adriana, Lana, and definitely no Kendra. A serious motherfucking loss, although you Asian-loving freaks might be more pissed about the lack of Hentai. Not a single Naruto dick to nail those damn bitches! No vores sucking dudes up their assholes, and no multiple cock monsters. What the fuck happened to tentacle porn?!

On the flip side, javkaren.com pulls a smart move by including an Upcoming section in its menu. That's not something you see on tube sites every day. They're also doing a great job collecting a shitload of porn without compromising quality. The site also comes with a language bar, offering Korean, Japanese, Chinese, and English, which is another reason to choose this joint. It can be used by all motherfuckers across the globe, no matter what language they speak.

It's not all fucked when it comes to further filtering. On the right side of the homepage, javkaren.com shows a list of the most viewed videos, and you lazy fuckers love shortcuts anyway. If you're really a picky prick, you can always play with the search box. This time, you’re dealing with a site that doesn't show model lists or tags in some separate corner, so there'll be a lot of shooting in the dark here, but it's all good. Despite all this, the majority of the videos on javkaren.com are worth a wank.

Way better than I expected

I'm too fucking busy to add numbers up here, but javkaren.com sure has plenty of porn. Actually, it's a damn endless pit of JAV delights. I mean, 23K censored flicks is enough of its own, and you have all that other shit too. It's also true that javkaren.com doesn't give a shit about Western porn or Hentai, but it makes up for it with high-quality Asian smut and the hoe's tight holes.

It's easy to navigate this beast, you have a language bar and a couple of filters, so it's all good. Sure, there are some quirks like the lack of model lists and preview thumbnails, but overall, this place is a wank-worthy haven for anyone craving tight Asian cunts. All in all, if you're looking to bust a nut without spending a dime, javkaren.com has got your back, motherfuckers! I'm outta here!