BoobyLegends

The front page of Booby Legends invites users to “Collect your favorite Pornstars and models!” Frankly, I kind of feel like I’ve been doing that for years, to say nothing of my work over at PornDudeCasting. The slut collecting is a little more tangible around here, though, gamifying it in a way that’s going to get a lot of you hooked. I love one-handed gaming more than the SFW kind, and well, it never hurts to build up another little harem of virtual video whores on the internet.

BoobyLegends.com is an adult trading card game with real pornstars in the deck. It’s all online, so you don’t have to hit up the local comic shop for booster packs or to find neckbeards to play with. The website gets close to half a million visitors a month these days, and I was curious what was drawing in the players. Was it the thrill of building a fapworthy deck, the titillation of seeing titties, or some kinky combination of factors? Read on, my horny friends, and I’ll tell you all about it.

Look at All These Famous Pornstars

The hype page for BoobyLegends makes a strong impression right from the moment you land. I’m willing to bet most of you stop reading this by the time you see the visuals. It’s not just the colorful presentation, the stylized graphics or the total gamer vibe, though these are all noticeably polished elements to the game. What really caught my eye, though, were the babes.

If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’re almost definitely going to start recognizing women even before you start playing. There are currently 151 pornstars and models to collect, including a ton of really famous chicks. Eva Lovia, Kimmy Granger and Jynx Maze were a few faces that greeted me the moment I landed. You’ll see a small spread of pornstar cards as you scroll down, but they ain’t giving away all their secrets on the front page. No, you’ve got to discover them for yourself.

You can start playing for free. I hadn’t even signed up for an account before they let me spin the wheel. I landed on a x3 Reroll on my first spin and a Gem on my second, learning a bit about the game each time; those gems will be useful for buying cards from other real players. My next two intro spins got me some more gems, and my first pornstar: Daphne Dare, who’s listed as a Common card. (When I actually logged in, I ended up spinning again for a different set of starter cards.)

As with a lot of online games, adult-oriented or otherwise, you’ll find a lot of time-limited actions at Booby Legends. After spinning the wheel and collecting some cards, a countdown timer appeared on the screen; I’d have to wait a couple hours before trying again. That worked out just perfectly for me, as this was my first visit and I figured I could use that time to learn more about the game.

Collecting Boobies with BoobyLegends

The Collection page at BoobyLegends.com will show you which cards you have, as well as the full spread of available cards to unlock. I couldn’t help noticing a bunch of the women I’ve boned on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Gianna Dior, Kylie Quinn, Gigi Dior and Nickey Huntsman. With any luck, I’d be finding those cards soon.

Alternately, I could buy them. In some ways, it’s a lot like Pokemon, except it’s much easier to jack off to. I spotted Ameena Green and clicked on her card. She’s listed as Rare, but I can buy the card for ten gems. I only had a couple gems on hand, though.

Gem packages start at five bucks for 50, with bigger and bigger discounts on the larger bundles. There’s also a welcome bonus on first purchases, similar to what you’d find on almost any online casino. Gold coins cost the same amount and come with the same first-buy bonuses.

If you can buy cards, it goes without saying that you can also sell your cards to build your perfect Booby Legends deck. I had a rare Leah Meow card, which I made available for 29 gems. I was hoping it’d be an instant transaction, but the card turned pink as I waited for a buyer. I want to use those gems to build a deck of PornDudeCasting starlets.

There is a slight learning curve to the BoobyLegends.com interface. I hope this review will be enlightening, but don’t be surprised if you still have to feel around a little bit to learn how all the different functions work. For example, I found a cool casino feature that gives you a 40% chance to double your card—or lose it. A lot of adult games have some kind of sexy, magical character who holds you hand at the beginning to teach you the ropes. Booby Legends could benefit from one of those, though most of you will figure it out in an afternoon.

What Can You Get for a Few Real Bucks?

As with any collectible card game—online or offline, porno or SFW—there are multiple ways to approach deck building. There’s the slow, steady and free way that I’m sure a lot of the cheapskates are going to roll with: just go back to BoobyLegends.com every few hours and spin the wheel. The only bottlenecks are the two-hour wait time and the amount of time you spend on the web. If you’re a Redditor, that’s probably a mere 20 hours a day!

Alternately, they’ve got a Golden Pass available for $15, or a little cheaper if you opt into a monthly subscription. The pass gets you daily gems and gold, and also unlocks all the season quest bonuses. For my money, though, it’s the auto-roll feature that really sells it. It plays automatically every 6 hours instead of the theoretical maximum of every 2 hours, but let’s be real, very few players have the time to manually spin the wheel a dozen times a day. Six auto-rolls is probably going to be a lot more valuable.

Those of you who have fucked with physical trading card games know that feeling of eagerness to build your deck, a compulsion that is often strongest at the very start. I mean, shit, I only had a few cards going in, and I wanted a whole-ass harem. At the end of the day, in-game purchases at BoobyLegends.com might be a cheaper way of amassing cards than hitting the shop for some M:TG.

So I pulled the trigger and got a little head start. The first thing I did was buy that Ameena Green card I’d been eyeballing. Once you’ve got a card, you get access to a little gallery of X-rated videos featuring the gal. Ameena’s featured ten clips, and while I’m happy to see them in my collection at Booby Legends, they’re all embedded from Pornhub. You’re not accessing anything exclusive, but hey, it’ll still make your dick hard.

I bought the cards for more PornDudeCasting stars, like Dixie Lynn, Emily Jade, and Brianna Dymond. I grabbed up April Flores because I love thick chicks, Jade Luv for my yellow fever, and Valentina Nappi to get a Legendary card in my BoobyLegends deck. Valentina was pricey at 161 gems, but worth it. Just buying the cards completed a handful of Quests, earning me more gems and other bonuses.

One of the best things about Booby Legends is that you ain’t playing all by yourself. The game has a thriving userbase, which means you’ll always have people to swap cards with. After building my deck up a little bit, I decided to join a guild. Since it was my first time, I joined one with open membership instead of putting in a request. If I’m looking at the numbers right, I already have a better deck than most of my guildmates. I’m now signed up to fight a guild war, and it’s going down in about 63 hours. Wish me luck, my dudes!

BoobyLegends.com is definitely worth a look if you’re a fan of both collectible card games and sexy video whores. It’ll scratch that itch for deck building while also giving you some eye candy, so you can be raging hard and drippy while swapping cards with the game’s growing fanbase. I’m off to a nice start with my collection, and I’m eager to see who those auto-rolls bring me over the course of the next month. All I know for sure is that the cards will feature what I love the most: beautiful, sexy pornstars.