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So first of all, you can play this game for free which is cool because hey, I love free porn and jerking off for zero dollars. However, you do have to register which I am not a fan of. I understand though, they want to be able to fully immerse you in this outrageous world and for that they need you to have an account I guess? One thing that is awesome is that as soon as you click the “I am 18” checkbox; the hot characters on the front page magically lose their clothes giving you a preview of what is to come.
So the game takes place in Pornwood, which is a fictionalized version of Hollywood. It’s an MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online) game where you can become the king of the adult industry, which is a title that I also hold but you can try to snag it from me. So, you try to take control of all these chicks and raise to the top of the ho biz, but there are some things that might get in your way. Namely other dudes who also want to make it big in the biz. Make sure you keep all your clients happy and invest in real estate so that your peeps can work in peace.
Since it’s an MMO game it’s player versus player in this cock eat cock world. It’s a really fun game and it’s way too easy to get sucked in for a few hours. You can beat it at different points in the game and get off because there are plenty of hot moments. It’s kind of a weird game but if you think about it, it’s just an MMO version of the adult biz so get on it if you’ve always wanted to experience what it might be like to hang out here with me.