UrDolls

When I saw the name, I thought UR Dolls might be a fetish porn site for people who fantasized about being fuckable mannequins or life-size plastic playthings. I’m writing this a few months after the Barbie movie came out, and people are still going nuts over it, which may be why that was the first idea that came to mind. Turns out it’s something a bit less freaky, though your mom might not approve of you hooking up with one of these gals instead of settling down with some nice, quiet girl she knows from church. Here’s the thing, though: the chicks we’ll be talking about today are down for whatever, whenever.

Do you see what I’m getting at yet? URDolls.com is an online shop specializing in highly realistic love dolls. While the website has only been around since 2018, the company was founded a solid decade ago, which is a long fucking time in internet years. They get close to half a million visitors a month, and while I had a feeling I already knew what was driving that traffic, I wanted to take a look around for myself. Who knows? Maybe I’ll end up ordering another synthetic waifu for my love doll harem, or perhaps a classy new friend for old, trusty, inflatable Karen over at PornDudeCasting.

I Am Dolls? What?

In case you’re wondering, URDolls ain’t an abbreviation for You Are Dolls, as I mentioned in the intro. Nah, it’s a shortened version of Ultra Real Sex Dolls Store, which is frankly more appealing to a perv like me. I’m not trying to knock anybody’s “become a sex toy” fantasies, because I’m an equal opportunity kinkster and assorted fetishist myself, but I just think high-end sex dolls are going to have a lot more appeal to the average masturbator.

I’ve reviewed a number of sex-doll companies that sell direct from one factory or another, but these guys take a more holistic approach to the toys. They carry love dolls from some of the top companies in the business, many of which you’ll have heard of if you’ve been shopping around for the fake girl of your dreams. WM Dolls, SE, Irontech and 6YE are just a few of the well-known brands on the menu.

The other day I reviewed a site called BetterLoveDolls, and while I liked what they had to offer, the prices told me they were aiming for fat-pocketed clientele of distinguished gentleman. That’s great and all, but it leaves the budget-minded perverts out of the party. URDolls, on the other hand, carries dolls ranging from under five hundo up into the thousands range. The price tags are more accessible to the average dude, and while these dolls are a lot more expensive than a Fleshlight, they’re arguably a lot cheaper than a human partner.

All you have to pay for is the doll itself. URDolls.com ships free around the world, and unlike many competitors, they handle tariffs to any country. The only exceptions are places where these kinds of toys are prohibited by law. I knew Islamic countries banned them, but I was surprised to see Florida, Tennessee, Kentucky and Alabama on the list of places they won’t ship. I guess you guys will have to continue settling for crack whores who do a Bible reading after the toothless blowjob.

Depending on which model you choose and whether or not you want customizations, you may be facing some wait times that seem astronomical in a world of Amazon Prime. That’s just the nature of global shipping, so don’t be surprised if your custom-built Chinese sex doll takes a month to get to your place. If you’re an American in a hurry, though, you can order a doll from their US warehouse for quicker shipping. Delivery time can be as fast as 3 days, but honestly, I recommend weighing the wait time against the features you’d want in your own perfect doll. You know the old saying: sexy, fuckable things come to those who wait.

Holy Shit, They Even Have Sex Bots

Once I got the lay of the land, it was time to begin my URDolls.com search in earnest. I already mentioned how they’ve got a bunch of manufacturers and dolls at all prices, so it kind of goes without saying that they carry love dolls in an expansive range of shapes, sizes and colors. The vast majority of the dolls are female, though URDolls does have one of the fatter selections of male and trans (“shemale”) models I’ve seen available from one of these shops. They’ve also got a few pages of lesbian sex dolls, though it’s unclear how they know the orientation of a molded chunk of silicone or TPE.

When the dust settles, 2024 is going to be remembered as the year Artificial Intelligence really became a noticeable force in our daily lives. I’ve been reviewing new AI porn sites every week as the technology spreads its futuristic tendrils into the world of adult entertainment. For their part, URDolls.com carries a nice little selection of AI love dolls.

The robot dolls have advanced features like moving facial expressions, intelligent body heating and even the ability to speak. Obviously, these are some of the priciest models in the catalog, but with good reason. Depending on where you live, one of these robot babes might cost about what you’d pay for a few months of dating a real live woman. These lifelike broads ain’t going to turn their backs on you if you get tired of going to expensive restaurants or watching chick flicks in the theater.

It's also worth mentioning that a lot of the prices listed at URDolls.com are just the base prices, whether we’re talking about the AI dolls or the more traditional high-end sex dolls. They’ve got tons of customization options. For example, they’ve got a Gamelady Mama sex doll named Oakleigh whose prices start at $2,779.89. If you want an extra head like the one in the photo, it’ll run you another $1200. A hymen for Oakeleigh is sixty bucks, and you can get a hair transplant for $380. After dialing in a few desired options, I figured out my ideal Oakleigh would run about $3200.

URDolls lets customers leave star ratings and reviews, and it looked like Oakleigh was pretty fucking popular with users. After looking a little closer, I realized that the reviews on the site aren’t broken up by individual model. No matter what page you’re on, you’ll see the same spread of reviews. I’m always happy to see reviews on any kind of ecommerce site, though there are some truly bizarre and frankly inappropriate ones that I’m surprised they haven’t trimmed. It really takes a lot for a pervert like me to call something inappropriate, but goddamn, I honestly wonder if some of these reviewers are just trying to get URDolls canceled.

What Kind of Synthetic Lady Are You After?

Maybe the pricey-ass robot dolls ain’t for you, or maybe you’ve already got your perfect silicone/TPE waifu in mind. The URDolls website is well organized, with plenty of filters for finding your perfect love doll. You can peruse the catalog by boob or butt size, price, weight, or styles like BBW sex dolls, pregnant ones or slim babes.

I made my way to their aisle of Anime Sex Dolls, because I always like to see what kind of weird models are available from these shops. A lot of their “anime” dolls look pretty ordinary, but they’ve got their fair share of big-eyed manga broads, pointy-eared elven babes and blue-skinned alien sluts. If your fantasy is a little too otherworldly for Tinder, this might be exactly the place to find it.

URDolls.com is one of the better sex doll shops I’ve reviewed lately, owing to their wide selection and reasonable price spectrum. They’ve got budget dolls that’ll appeal to cheapskates and more luxurious models for the big spenders coming through. Realistic love dolls are a big investment, and I recommend shopping around before you pull the trigger on one; I’ve got a whole list of Sex Doll Shops ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, and I’d say URDolls is a good one to keep on your shortlist.