Better Love Doll

Are you in the market for a Better Love Doll? I guess it kind of depends on what you’ve been sticking your dick into lately, whether it’s an inflatable bimbo you keep under the bed or a more realistic model that sits on the couch and freaks out your guests. Sex dolls have come a long way from the crusty old styles, so honestly, any modern life-size toy is probably going to be an upgrade from whatever you’ve got laying around the house, collecting dust and cum.

If you are in the market for one of these things, what better place to do your shopping than a place called BetterLoveDoll.com? That’s kind of a trick question, of course, because you should really shop around when you’re buying something this expensive, but here’s a good place to start. These guys sell high-end love dolls that’ll put your Fleshlight to shame, so let’s take a look around and see what kind of synthetic waifus they’ve got for sale.

Who Needs a Better Love Doll?

BetterLoveDoll originally launched back in 2022, calling their shop BetterSexDoll. The rebrand might be an attempt to make it all sound a little more wholesome, but let’s be real here, the vast majority of customers are going to be giving these silicone and TPE women plenty of dick. I guess the new title is a little more inclusive toward doll enthusiasts with an emotional attachment to their big Barbies, but at the end of the day, they’re still the same online store selling the same kind of high-end sex toys.

I’ve got to give it to these guys: their website looks much nicer than a lot of the competition. I’ve reviewed a fair number of generic internet storefronts selling these things, but BetterLoveDoll.com sets themselves apart from the competition right away with a flashier, more polished presentation. They’ve got an auto-playing video at the top of the front page, similar to what you’d find on one of better paysites. The biggest difference is that the woman in the montage ain’t real flesh and blood, but holy fuck, they sure are hot!

The shop doesn’t have that expensive, high-class luxury vibe you find over on the official RealDoll website, but looking at the BetterLoveDoll prices, I’d say the classy layout is intended to seduce a certain clientele. Compared to some of the other shops, they don’t have many dolls available for under a grand. The cheapest front-page babes right now are going for $1,299, and they’re outnumbered by dolls running closer to $2K or $3K. If you’re on a tight budget, you’ll probably have better luck with one of the other sites I’ve reviewed among my big list of Sex Doll Shops here at ThePornDude.

Like most of their competitors, they’re shipping out Better Love Dolls for free to a wide range of countries. In places like the US, Japan, Canada and the EU, you don’t even have to pay parcel tax. Some customers will have to deal with customs and taxes, depending on where they live. You’re shit out of luck in Islamic countries, but you knew that already if you live in one. One thing that kind of surprised me was a warning not to buy dolls under 140cm (55in) if you’re in the UK, Canada or Australia, because they might be confiscated at customs.

If you’re ordering a custom model, they ship from China and you’re going to have to wait a while for your new girlfriend to arrive. Delivery times ain’t too bad, typically hovering around two weeks, but they’ve also got warehouses in the US and EU if you’re in a hurry. You can browse the local stock on BetterLoveDoll and get your order in under a week. Blue balls, begone!

A Thousand Beautiful Woman Available Even to You

If I didn’t scare you off with my talk about pricing, it’s time to get to the good stuff: the Better Love Dolls themselves. The company ain’t a manufacturer, but they do carry dolls from some of the top companies in the business. Those of you who have been shopping around will recognize brand names like Fanreal, Irontech, Starpery, WM Dolls, SE Doll and 6YE. Honestly, it’d be a massive red flag if they were charging these kinds of prices for off-brand toys you’ve never heard of.

You can shop by brand, but personally, it’s more about the individual looks and features of each doll than who makes them. They’ve got over a thousand different Better Love Dolls, mostly female but with a handful of male and trans models (“shemales”) available. Fortunately for us, the site includes plenty of search filters and ways of perusing the catalog. You can start your search by choosing a category based on factors like height, race, body type, material and breast size, and then use the filters to further narrow your options.

One doll category they have that I haven’t seen elsewhere is their aisle of Virtual Character Love Dolls. They’ve got dolls modeled after famous characters from video games, anime, cartoons and comic books. I’m a little curious about the intellectual property implications here, though I certainly ain’t complaining. They’ve got models styled after Lara Croft, Melina from Elden Ring, Hatsune Miku, Harley Quinn and Wonder Woman, just to name a handful. They’ve got a few Lady Dimitrescu dolls, but the tallest is only 5’8”, which about 4 feet shorter than canon.

If you’ve read my sex doll reviews around here, you know I’m always interested in the oddball units you don’t always find in every shop. BetterLoveDoll.com carries a nice range of the weird models besides those characters I mentioned. They’ve got elves, aliens, vampires and demons, which can help bring your kinkiest fantasies to life in a way you never imagined was possible. It’ll cost you a few bucks, sure, but so would a real woman, and you ain’t going to find a chick with blue skin on Tinder!

Meet Your New Waifu at BetterLoveDoll

As much as I love the freaks and geeks of the sex doll world, I know most of you are probably going to spring for a more realistic, more human model. I made my way back to the front page of BetterLoveDoll to check out some of their Best Sellers. They’ve got blondes, brunettes, and blue-haired bombshells, ebony stunners, Asians galore, and even a fake babe who looks a lot like Kim Kardashian. One of their thicker BBW dolls, Amy, is pictured out front with a baby doll in her arms. I understand the connotation with the curvy mom bod, but a baby doll is a weird fucking choice for a site full of expensive sex toys.

I took a closer look at the listing for Maria, a 5’7” silicone blonde with a G-cup running for a cool $3k. That’s actually just the base price, as most of these dolls have a ton of customization options. For an extra hundo, you can add a movable jaw, or upgrade to real human hair for $399. You can select Maria’s wig, areola and eye colors at no added cost, and they’re currently running a special for free pube options, free gel breasts, and free eyebrows and eyelashes.

I’m a little bummed that Maria doesn’t have any reviews, because I like to see some customer ratings before I bust out my credit card. The good news is that BetterLoveDoll.com does allow customers to post reviews, which I think is pretty fucking vital on any kind of ecommerce site nowadays. Speaking as somebody who’s worked in web content for a decade, I’ve developed a healthy skepticism of online reviews, but I still want to see them whenever possible. Here’s a quick tip, applicable everywhere: customer reviews with photos are generally more reliable and real than those without.

While BetterLoveDoll.com may not be the best sex doll shop for masturbators with limited funds, they carry a wealth of high-end synthetic women that’ll appeal to those who can afford them. With over a thousand models in a wide range of shapes, sizes and colors, you can probably find or customize one to look exactly like the girl of your dreams. It’s cheaper than getting married, and she’s always down to fuck!