You know why BBW Sex Dates always tend to go really fucking well for me? It’s because those big girls are always hungry, and I always bring a nice, fat sausage along wherever I go. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the obvious joke, and I certainly mean no disrespect. The real reason those dates go so well is because the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’! Who else loves fat chicks?
As you’ve probably deduced from the name, BBWSexDates.net is a hookup site aimed at chubby chasers and the objects of their affection. Pretty much every dating site or app has its fair share of big mamas, but those extra-thick ladies are the stars of the show around here. If you’re tired of getting catfished by girls with pretty faces but no asses, perhaps you’d have better luck with this one. I’m in the mood for a whole lot of loving, so let’s see who I can find who fits the bill.
Warmth in the Winter, Shade in the Summer
Pull up any premium porn site right now and what do you see? Whether you’re checking out the front page of Brazzers, Reality Kings, Team Skeet or my own PornDudeCasting, pretty much every paysite worth a fuck shows you the same thing: samples of the full show you’ll find inside. On my site, you won’t just find a full list of all the scenes and all the pornstars I’ve shot with, but preview videos for each scene as well.
Now pull up a dating site. The front page of BBWSexDates fits the mold of what has become standard for these kinds of platforms, by which I mean they don’t show you shit. There’s a chubby girl in her underwear smiling in the background image, but there are no perks, features or benefits listed. “JOIN AND MEET PEOPLE NOW” reads the caption at the top of the page, and then you’re presented with the first fields of the signup form. That’s basically it. If you’ve ever tried online dating, you’ve seen this setup time and time again.
It's such a common presentation that I can hardly complain about it. That’d be like bitching that my car requires gas, or that I need to shower before hooking up with some chick I met online. All I can do is just quietly hope that some other dating site grows big enough to set the standards, and then changes them accordingly. Until then, we’ll have to keep signing up for dating sites just to take a peek around.
I will, at least, because that’s my job as the world-famous Porn Dude. You, on the other hand, get to reap the benefits of all my hard work. Why sign up for every dating site out there when I’ve already ranked and reviewed them for you right here? On the same note, make sure to check out my premium porn reviews before you sign up for another thirty-dollar paysite.
Chubby Girls Chasing Me into My DMs
It only took me a minute or two to fill out my basic deets and upload a photo, but I already had a few messages waiting for me by the time I’d signed up. “Let’s chat a bit PornDude,” wrote one user or friendly bot. “After all, we’re both online here, looking for an exciting sex adventure. Maybe we find each other (purely for sex) looking forward to a reply from you.” Attached was a photo of a big, sexy woman with purple hair, huge jugs and fishnets on her thick legs.
Earlier today, I checked out a site called AsianSingles.me, developed by the same company behind this one. The front page and interface are almost identical, so I knew what to expect. Interestingly, BBWSexDates lets unpaid members see more of the messages. I couldn’t read anything anybody sent me on AsianSingles, but here, I’ve got BBWs mentioning my age and location in an effort to connect with me. Only one message required a premium account to view.
My inbox didn’t fill up with nudes as fast as it did on AsianSingles, but I got a couple slutty selfies right away. There’s a lot of free amateur porn here, so you’ll have plenty of content to beat off to even if you don’t end up going on any BBW Sex Dates. The pics will probably start sliding into your DMs right away, but if not, check out your feed.
BBWSexDates.net has a familiar social media style, with a feed of fresh content thrust into your face first thing. If you’re brand new and don’t have friends yet, no worries, because they pack your feed with popular content. I’ve only been signed up for a few minutes, and I’ve got a seemingly endless array of fat-girl nudes, chubby pussy fingering, dildos between massive racks, doggystyle POVs and absolutely enormous asses.
Are These Fat Chicks For Real?
As I type up this review, my BBWSexDates.net inbox is blowing the fuck up. I’m getting a new message every couple minutes, some of them with the hallmarks of bots/scammers. One supposed BBW wrote, “You come from Chicago or? It’s not even that far away from me, I think.” According to her profile, she’s in fucking Florida. I guess you could chalk it up to the American education system and an overall lack of geographical knowledge, but I think that’s pushing it.
I tried sending a message saying I was only 867 miles away, but replying requires a premium membership. Full access to BBW Sex Dates will run you thirty bones a month or around $45 for 90 days. I wasn’t even convinced there were real BBWs here yet, so I needed to do some more clicking and poking before I pulled the trigger on a paid membership.
By default, the women on the search page are arranged by their proximity to you. Searching from Chicago, there are only five local chubby girls on the site within 50 miles of me. I initially thought there were seven, but two of them are the same spam link disguised as BBWSexDates users. Even in a major metropolitan area, the pickings are fucking slim as hell. Tinder would offer a better selection than this, and Tinder sucks.
Let’s look at that spam again. My local search results show seven thumbnails, five of which are fat chicks. Two of them are the same image of a blonde MILF who ain’t even chubby. The BBW pics lead to their profiles on BBW Sex Dates, but the MILF pics are just spam leading to another site.
The spam on both BBWSexDates and AsianSingles is some of the most intrusive advertising I’ve seen in a while. They’ve got spam disguised as the site’s interface in multiple places, so you end up clicking affiliate links when you thought you were heading to your inbox. What looks like a counter of FUCK Requests is just another offsite links; BBWSexDates itself doesn’t even have a feature called FUCK Requests.
The fucked-up spam situation would make BBWSexDates.net a difficult recommendation even if the site was more popular. As it stands, the platform offers a minefield of spam to creep through for the chance to maybe interact with a very small handful of fat chicks, who may or may not be bots/scammers. (I saw a profile claiming to be BBW model Tess Holiday, and I just don’t believe that at all.) By the numbers, your chances just ain’t that great. There are better options on my big list of Hookup Sites here at ThePornDude.
Signup for BBWSexDates.net is quick and free, so it would only take a couple minutes if you want to get inside and see if there are many local chubby chicks using the service. Personally, I think the site’s more useful for its free, seemingly endless feed of amateur BBW nudes. If you don’t end up getting laid, at least you’ve got something else to get off to.