OverWatch Porn Game

A decade ago, OverwatchingPorn might have been a website about watching too many dirty movies. Overwatch was first released in 2016, though, so we’ve had years to get attached to the characters and catch quick fap breaks between shootouts. I see X-rated riffs on the game pretty much every time I review a parody site or hentai collection, and I’ve been wondering for a while how long it will be until someone unveils a next-generation spinoff with a little more interactivity than your average porn comic. Well, my friends, perhaps that time is here.

OverwatchingPorn.com offers a premium Overwatch-themed porn gaming experience right in your browser. They’re a brand new site, just launched a couple months ago, so I haven’t heard much buzz about their game just yet. If you’re a regular around here at ThePornDude, you already know how much I love a nice one-handed foray into the world of shooters and sploogers, so naturally I was eager to try this one out for myself. With any luck, I’d be blowing away enemies on the screen as I blow loads into an old gym sock. Let’s see how well they live up to my expectations, shall we?

Over Here Watching Porn at Overwatching Porn

Pulling up the front page of Overwatching Porn, I knew I was onto something special, though I wasn’t yet sure just what. The tour page sets a high bar with its 3D animations that really look like they’re pulled straight from the game. Maybe the camera angles linger a little bit more on the boobies and the butts than in the original, but let’s face it, even the original characters models were designed with boners in mind. As men, we like games where you can shoot stuff and also gawk at some bouncy CG T&A while we’re at it.

My initial impression was that this was going to be a non-interactive archive of Overwatch porn with the usual set of characters I see getting boned on the parody sites. Then I read the front-page text. “Get ready for a gaming experience like no other!” it screamed, going on to promise “you can live out your wildest threesome fantasies and indulge in futa girls like never before.”

Since it’s a premium service, you’re going to have to put some quarters into the machine if you want to play. As nice as the tour page makes it look, I do wish OverwatchingPorn.com offered a little more insight into what the actual gameplay is like before you bust out your wallet. There’s a 30-second video trailer full of computer animated sex scenes, naked Overwatch chicks and squeaky anime orgy moans, all of which look fantastic, but doesn’t really tell you anything about the actual gameplay.

The trailer does tell me at least one thing, though: the production values are fantastic, and OverwatchingPorn does look and feel a lot like the source material. This ain’t the half-assed homegrown Simpsons stuff you find on some the shittier parody sites, but a top-shelf imitation that has almost certainly attracted the attention of copyright lawyers over at Blizzard. I’m not a lawyer myself, but I’m hoping fair use applies here because I’m really fucking horny.

Cheap Tickets for the 3D Nudie Show

OverwatchingPorn.com is a little light on the previews for my taste, mainly because they don’t tell you much about the actual gameplay. A time-limited free demo mode would be a good way to introduce potential players to what they’ve got on offer, and also get us all primed and ready to splurge on the full paid version. Freebies and sneak peeks are a time-honored and highly effective way of winning customers over, which is why the real Overwatch is free-to-play, why I offer free preview videos at PornDudeCasting, and why your coke dealer gave you that first line free.

At least the prices ain’t bad. Overwatching Porn offers three membership tiers, starting with the monthly Watcher tier for five bucks a month. The Hero tier lets you play for six months for $19.99, or you can go all out on the Legend Tier, earning you lifetime membership for a penny under forty bones. The average porn paysite will run you thirty bucks a month, which helps put those prices in context. You couldn’t even get a PlayStation Plus membership for this cheap.

I wish they told you anything else about what those ticket prices got you, because I’m kind of feeling around in the dark. The good news is that you’ve got me, so it ain’t going to be a total mystery going in. Read on, and I’ll tell you exactly what I found in there!

The site is still very new and the navigation ain’t perfect, so I had to click around a minute before I found the actual Game link on my OverwatchingPorn account page. After letting it load for a minute, the interface offered me a variety of quickies with names like “Payloads stuck” and “No Mercy For This Pussy”.

“As you pleasure the girls,” reads the instructional text at the side of the screen, “you will see an intensity meter get filled for each of the characters. Completely fill the meter and unlock one of the legendary finisher moves, the moneyshot!” It sounded easy enough, so I clicked the naked girls with the tagline Underwatch.

Making Futas Fuck While You Watch

After another brief loading screen, it was time to play. I’d actually walked away from my laptop to grab my coffee at the counter, but the game announced it was ready with some loud sex noises. It wasn’t the first time I’ve caused a scene at Starbucks, though, so I just plugged in my headphones and got right to it. A trio of naked Overwatch babes humped away on the red-carpeted floor of a movie theater. At least one’s a futanari with her dick shoved up another babe’s cooter.

It's a pretty simple, straightforward and sexy simulation. Overwatching Porn lets you control the different cameras with your mouse, zooming in and out or swirling around the scene. A few cards in the corner let you instantly switch positions, going from scissoring to 69s to futa fucking. As the girls squeal and get more excited, I see those progress bars filling up, building towards those moneyshots they mentioned in the sidebar.

The futanari girl got off with a blast of cum from her girl dick, jizzing all over another girl’s ass while both moan and squeal. I feel like I got more moneyshots in less time after the first one, either because I’m getting used to the controls or they just thought I should see more cum.

Overwatching Porn has a nice set of sex animations, so I had these babes doing all kinds of kinky shit with each other. The captions on the sex cards are a little difficult to read in windowed mode, but become a lot more clear when you stretch out into full screen. I went from Captain to Cowgirl to Pulse over the course of a few minutes, which unlocked a whole spread of Moneyshot cards to help the girls get messier.

After playing with the Quickie mode for a while, I went all-out in the Custom area. Overwatching Porn will let you choose your preferred characters and location, so after a minute of loading, I was helping a threesome play out in a futuristic sex room that looks a lot like my bedroom. Time to get some money shots!

I’d say Overwatching Porn has more masturbatory potential than the real Overwatch. The girls are just as hot as the real ones, but instead of keeping their clothes on and playing with guns, these video game sluts are getting fully naked and fucking each other in myriad freaky positions. I’d like to see them unveil other game modes, perhaps with different goals or even different playstyles, but the current sex simulator will certainly help you get off if your boner distracts you from the usual PvP Overwatch matches.

OverwatchingPorn.com is worth a look if you’re a horny fan of the original. The gameplay ain’t remotely the same, but the characters look close enough to the real thing that fans will eat it up. The site is still new, so I’m hopeful they roll out even more characters and sex animations in the future. Until then, though, there’s more than enough Overwatch parody content to keep you happy and fapping.