DogJAV

Dog JAV slid into my DMs this morning via a fan who wanted me to check it out, and the name had me worried for a minute. It’s no secret that I’m a total pervert, because that’s arguably one of my biggest gimmicks and perhaps the main reason I’ve become such a world-famous porn mascot. Just because I’m a profound sexual deviate, though, doesn’t mean I necessarily want to watch some lady get it on with her German shepherd. Fortunately, the title just seems to be a branding thing, with nary a canine to be seen. I even typed “dog” into the search bar, just to be sure.

While DogJAV.com doesn’t have any dogs on offer, they do have a hell of a lot of JAV. They’re a free tube full of Asian sex vids, including Japanese Adult Video and Korean porn. They’ve been around for a couple years now and get close to a million visitors a month, which is a good sign that I should probably grab some lotion and an old sock before I start digging around in there. I always make such a mess whenever I find a really good site…

There Are No Dogs at Dog JAV

Dog JAV ain’t drawing in those crowds with a flashy layout, because they’ve got a really basic tube-style presentation. No shit, their logo looks like somebody whipped it up in MS Paint back in the nineties, because it's as pixelly as some of the censored vaginas I see on the front page. On a similar note, though, I’ve got some great news for the weebs who hate those flesh-colored Tetris bricks covering up the good stuff: this site stocks a fair amount of uncensored Japanese porno.

Melody Marks visited me recently on the PornDudeCasting couch, and I’ll be releasing the video next week. Before we got to the humping part of the interview, we chatted about her experiences shooting dirty movies in Japan. She loves making the movies as much as we all love watching, but she did touch on the subject of censorship. Anything officially released in the Land of the Rising sun has all the genitals blurred out or otherwise obscured. If you’re a regular masturbator to Asian porn, you probably already know this.

That’s why I was so happy to see uncensored Japanese cooter as soon as I pulled up the front page of DogJAV. While much of the collection still suffers from the prudish edits, they’ve got over a hundred pages of full-length JAV with the pixels removed, the dicks digitally remastered. The technology still ain’t perfect, but it’s come a long way since I first started seeing it action. Anyway, I’ll settle for penetration that’s only half blurred out over the fully censored stuff any day of the week.

Aside from the uncensored JAV, one of the other things I noticed on the front page was the nice variety of Asian smut they’re peddling. Despite their tendency to hide the best parts, Japan still has a reputation for making some of the dirtiest movies in the world, and that’s on display here. I immediately saw creampies, first-time virgin teen amateurs, group sex and full-on bukkake orgies, right on the front page. Oh man, you guys are in for a fucking treat!

I Hope You’re Really Horny Today

How horny are you, and how much lube do you have on hand? The reason I ask is because the DogJAV.com archive is fucking massive. In the couple years they’ve been online, they’re managed to build up one hell of a collection, with nearly 19,000 movies in the library as of this writing. I consider myself to be largely insatiable, but even I might have a little trouble fapping my way through the entire stash.

The site is called Dog JAV, so obviously the main focus is on Japanese Adult Videos. (No dogs, though.) In addition to the expected Japanese flicks, they’ve also got a growing stash of Korean ones. Right now, there are just over 1200 movies from the other side of the Sea of Japan, though the whole site is growing fast enough that the numbers I’m listing might be outdated by the time you take a peek for yourself.

You see, my freaky friends, Dog JAV is growing at a truly impressive rate. I expect the anything-goes tubes to get a ridiculous number of updates per day, but it’s another matter for a tube with a tighter focus like this one. I’m whipping up this review on a Friday afternoon, and they’ve already added around 30 new movies today. That includes videos about cheating wives, uncensored doggystyle humping, and some cosplay action from the country who gave us cosplay in the first place.

Your average American porn tube is stocked with 12-minute sample scenes from the paysites alongside trivially short amateur vids that might run a minute or two if you’re lucky. That ain’t the case here, because most of the movies on DogJAV are full-length Asian pornos. I specify Asian pornos not just because this is an Asian tube, but also because the average Asian fuck flick is considerably longer than the average Western one, especially when we’re talking about JAV.

Seriously, the most recent addition to the site runs a good three hours long, and it ain’t even the longest of today’s crop. In the last 24 hours, DogJAV.com has added way more than 24 hours of content. It’s a shame they don’t offer one-click downloads, because it’s going to be hard to watch them all unless you’ve got multiple screens playing multiple pornos each. The baked-in video player does let you run them at double speed, though, so go ahead and see if you can fap your way through all of them.

How I Spent My Whole Damn Weekend

I have a hard enough time trying to decide where to start my fap tests on paysites with a couple dozen videos, so where the hell do I start in a catalog with thousands of hours of dirty sex on video? I knew I wanted the unedited stuff, so I headed to the Dog JAV Uncensored section first. That still gave me more than 12,000 vids to choose from. I had a real dilemma on my hands trying to decide how to get my own sperm on my hands.

I figured, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Alternately, when on a Japanese site, wank how the Japanese wank. I decided to start with a bukkake movie uploaded today, seeing as how the messy subgenre originated in Japan. It seemed fitting, similar to how my dick fits in a silicone vagina after I get it all lubed up.

I expected some spam as I hit the Play button, but I was pleasantly surprised when the video began immediately. With my adblocker running, I didn’t actually see a single ad during my visit. I never had to close a pop-up or sit through a commercial for hentai games, which is the standard bullshit on any free tube, let alone one with full-length JAV.

At 33 minutes, this is one of the shorter recent movies, so they don’t waste any time at all getting to the good stuff. The babe is already fully naked and surrounded by dudes as the film opens. They feel her up, kiss her, and gently stroke her clit while she giggles and moans. The picture ain’t the 4K ultra-HD I’ve grown used to lately, but it’s sharp enough that I’m not bothered by pixels when I stretch it out across the screen. Since I chose an uncensored movie, I’m not bothered by pixels on the girl’s twat, either.

They work her over with a powerful vibrator and their fingers for the first ten minutes, at which point she starts sucking and stroking every cock she can get reach. It’s hot as fuck, and frankly, I want to watch it with both hands free. Maybe I ought to head home first, too, because I’m starting to get some weird looks from the other Starbucks customers.

DogJAV.com is a damn fine Asian porn tube with a fucking weird-ass name. I still don’t understand what that title is all about, but does it really matter? The important thing is that there’s a ton of high-quality JAV and Korean adult videos in a ton of different categories, and that includes a bigger selection of the uncensored stuff than I’ve seen in a while. If you like Asian girls and full-length movies, this site is going to absolutely wreck your productivity. Good luck, my dudes.