HotMovies Masturbation

What’s up, you filthy animal! How’s that cock treating you? Are you finally tired of jacking off to all that dungeon-grade filth yet? Haha! My friend, that rabbit hole only goes deeper and deeper! You might need to take a break! At this rate, the only thing that’ll get you hard is a video of a girl choking on a cock within an inch of her life! I guess that sounds kind of fun, but if that’s your go-to to get off… you’re gonna need to consider some therapy!

Don’t worry, though. I’ve got just the thing to pull you out to the depths of depravity you’ve sunken into! Thankfully, there are thousands upon thousands of websites out there that won’t leave you with a sense of deep shame once you’ve busted your nut! That’s right, my friend. There’s actually porn content out there that you can be proud to jack off to. I know, I know… at this point, it seems too good to be true. But, I assure you, it’s 100% true!

Today, we’re heading to Hotmovies.com to enjoy some hot Hollywood babes masturbating with us! This site is home to over 43,000 movies. So, you can be sure that there’s a large selection of masturbation porn for you to go through. You’ll be able to enjoy a beautiful selection of the hottest babes North America has to offer. Who wouldn’t want to jack off to this fine selection of premium pussies? Granted, there’s not a huge variety for you to choose from, but I’m sure you’ll be satisfied with what you can find.

Today’s the day you finally look at your little pecker with pride, my perverted friend! There’s so much content for you to casually scroll through that you’ll forget all about the chick that actually cried in the last video you watched. Yeah, I bet that made you feel like a piece of shit, haha! Well, now your cock gets to feel like a fucking king! Let’s get right into it.

Hot Hollywood Pussy

Hotmovies.com is about as Hollywood as it gets when it comes to porn movie titles! When you land on the masturbation section of the site, you’ll find pages of hot porn titles! There isn’t one girl that looks out of place here. You’ll only find the hottest of the Hollywood blondes featured in these sexy movie covers! The only downside is that hot Hollywood blondes are about all you’ll find. There’s not much variety in Hot Movies’ masturbation section. I’ve gotta say, I found that a little disappointing. But these girls are fucking smoking hot, so I guess it’s forgivable… I guess it doesn’t matter if there’s only one thing on the menu if that one thing is fucking delicious!

You’ll find no ads on this site. Well, there is one large pop-up offering a subscription for full access to the site’s content. Once you close that, you’re free to roam the masturbation section without interruption! There’s even the option to change the view of the thumbnails! The default classic view lets you browse the movie titles with the movie covers and a short summary of the movie. You’ll also see the pornstars featured and the studio that created the video. Once you hover over the movie cover, you’ll get a hot video preview, just like most of the bigger porn sites!

However, you have the option to change the search page to the Front Cover view (Thumbnails show up with just the movie cover and none of the bullshit), the Tube view (The same layout as most other porn sites.) and the Clip view. The clip view gives you an in-depth view of each featured movie. You won’t even have to click on the thumbnail to see what you’ll be getting off to.

The site design is pretty similar to Tnaflix.com. (One of my personal favorites!) A hot babe is enjoying a metal dildo at the top of the page. With the number of likes, this category has collected. As of now, there are 17,000+ that get off to this category. Although, I don’t really know how many people disliked the videos here. I’ve watched some of these videos myself, and I know some of these movies did not deserve a %100 like ratio. So what the fuck gives? Are they taking the same route as fucking YouTube? What? Are we trying to spare these sluts’ feelings now? It doesn’t really make sense. How the hell am I supposed to know whether a movie is worth my time if I only see a positive rating?

Wet, Wild,Tame, and Mild

Okay, so I could have been singing this site’s praises a little too much earlier. The thing is, the content here is fucking great… There’s not much more you can ask for than hot babes opening their pussy in quality so good you can count their fucking pube hairs. However, if you’re still recovering from a year’s worth of dopamine-blasting, super-soaker, slut fests, then you might have a hard time getting into this.

For the most part, a lot of this content is on the mild side. It’s not exactly a bad thing. The pussy is still hot. There’s just not much going on except for some hot JOI action. Don’t get me wrong, though. There are still a bunch of movies that feature wet and wild action that’ll have you squirting as much as the sluts in the videos! You’ll just have to look a little harder than usual.

I just watched one of the currently featured movies: Playtime Nudes Presents: Jenna Haze. I’m telling you, if you ever wanted to see one of the hottest solo performances from one of the hottest girls in the fucking industry, look no further! There are three scenes of this gorgeous piece of ass giving fucking perfect JOI! There’s not even a premise to the fucking movie! It’s just an hour of this damn near-perfect girl slapping her perfect pussy in 4K for you! Now, that’s content worth paying for! Haha!

I wasn’t entirely impressed with the roster of movies in Hot Movies’ masturbation category. While a lot of these videos are pretty hot, they’re mostly tame and bland enough that you can find a lot of the same kind of content for free, pretty much everywhere else. Although, there were exceptions, like Swallow My Squirt 6. That was a fucking blast!

Hotmovies.com provides a few payment options for watching content. You can buy minutes; these generally include $9.95 for 50 minutes or $29.95 for 250 minutes. Free members get 20 minutes free. Hopefully, you can finish in that time, because you’ll definitely need more! There’s also a monthly top-up option, where you can pay $19.95 per month to receive an extra 150 per month.

If I were you, I would just sign up for the monthly subscription. That way, you’ll have access to over 43,000 movies for only $24.95. You won’t have to worry about adding more expenses to your unthinkable monthly porn payments! Haha!

What I Liked

I was a little disappointed with the variety of girls this category provided. If you’ve read any of my previous blogs, you’ll know that my cock loves a buffet. However, these Hollywood babes are some of the finest I’ve ever seen! Holy shit, these girls are hot! Who even gives a fuck if their content was mid-tier? Some guys would pay just to sniff these girls’ underwear!

Sure, there isn’t a huge variety of sluts for me to get off to. But high-quality Hollywood babes in high-quality movies? There’s not much to complain about there!

What I Didn’t Like

To be honest, a lot of the “movies” you’ll find here are pretty similar to what you can find for free on most other porn sites. Seriously, these videos are as tame as tame gets. It’s not just the lack of excitement in these videos that are a problem for me… It’s the lack of creativity. I mean, how the fuck are you featuring thousands of “movies” that are a bunch of incredibly hot sluts doing the same thing? Don’t you think that’s a waste of hot sluts?

Tips From ThePornDude

If I could give one suggestion, it would be to feature some content for free users. Not all of the content on this site is worth paying for. If you really want to hook the free users into buying minutes or paying for the monthly subscription, make it fucking worth it! There’s no use advertising something they can find anywhere else for free!

Conclusion

If you’re looking to take a break from all the filth you’ve been downloading since you knew what BDSM stood for, this isn’t a bad place to start! There’s some hot, premium pussy for you to enjoy exclusively in HD! The girls are as hot as they come, but I can’t really say much for the content… To be honest, you’d be better off searching the same thing on Pornhub. The quality may not be as consistent, but the girls certainly will be! If you ask me, the masturbation category on this site isn’t worth the money! I’d give this one a pass.