Baberotica

It's all about the balance! Too much fapping could make you go blind, but there is nothing worse than a case of blue balls. Too much hardcore shit will turn you into a grumpy fucker who won't be able to get it up to normal banging scenes…don't overdo it is the message. Exactly why I choose baberotica.com for today's review. It's time to infuse some subtlety into your hardcore life, and show you there's more to life than inserting a prick inside a shithole.

Pour yourself a glass of wine and light up a vanilla-scented cigar. If this sounds too vanilla, literally, imagine sitting in your leather chair, and the chicks are parading in front of you, showing you what their pussies are capable of. I know that it sounds like bullshitting, but imagination is the key, no matter what content you are looking at. Think about that! So, you are there to watch, and the baberotica.com chicks are there to entertain. Ok, that's a good standpoint.

What's up with pink butterflies and shit?

Baberotica.com is one of those female-friendly websites where everything revolves around twats, female pleasure, and women in general. On the other hand, men are more than happy to watch such videos when nothing better is around. I mean, the name baberotica.com says it all. Babe + erotica = sensual shit focusing on chicks. If your cup of tea is way dirtier, hotter, and more potent, I suggest you fuck off elsewhere. Baberotica.com doesn't need anyone who doesn't know how to appreciate the ancient art of cunt stroking!

Pink, purple, and a touch of gray. You know me well enough to understand that I am not into the color, but it's fine as long as it fits the theme. I am on the verge of saying that the website is looking obsolete, but I think it's because of the idiotic butterfly is looking like it came out from the XXX version of The Mothman's Prophecies. Something like a mix of Victoria's angel and a shitty-looking moth that bangs against your lightbulb while you are watching The Birds on your old TV in the basement. Aware of the shitty logo, baberotica.com emphasizes the fact that the videos are 4K, ruining my chance to shit on the page for not being modern. 4K is 4K, and there is nothing I can do about it!

The videos are looking good

The first thing that I notice upon loading the baberotica.com homepage is that each video comes with a set of downloadable photos. I usually don't give a fuck about galleries, but, hey, there are fuckers out there who download pictures, make secret folders, worship certain pornstars. My job is to inform you about the existence of galleries, and you can do whatever you want to do. You do know that you have to go premium to unlock the option, right?

The next thing that I tried to dig up upon loading the homepage were the dates, but baberotica.com chose to keep the update frequency a secret. Even the tour page offers so much relevant info that it's hard for me to believe that leaving the dates out is a coincidence. Never mind! This goes straight to TPD hates section!

At the time of this review, baberotica.com had 744 videos to offer and the same number of galleries. The oldest video is 4K, too, meaning that baberotica.com really does what it promises to do - offer full 4K videos only and nothing but 4K. Just to test how things work, I chose a video featuring Adriana Chechik in her blonde phase, only to realize that baberotica.com is a pretty informative website, offering info like running length, resolution (3840x2160), a list of categories, and a number of photos in each gallery.

The trailer shows Adriana squirting (what a surprise) all over her fingers, and it's kinda weird to see the chick cumming without having to stuff her cunt with ten black dongs first. Of course, Adriana is not the subtle, elegant kind of girl, meaning that you should open your mind and realize that baberotica.com is much more than some list of softcore, worthless shit made for 18-year-old virgin nerds. The videos on the page are seriously hot! I mean, it's fucking Adriana Chechik, for Christ's sake!

It's time to get serious

Ha, here it is. The trailer is over, and now baberotica.com shows the Go premium message, claiming that the page updates its content every single day. Another puzzle solved, if you choose to believe what some premium joint has to say. Another great thing is that members get to download and stream all content without any limitations. Speaking of downloads, members get to choose whether they want to download the mobile version of the video, SD, HD MP4, or 4K HD.

So, how much does all of this cost? Are you fuckers ready for some seriously good news? Baberotica.com is a network, meaning that you are in for some bonus content! $4.95 is the amount that you'll have to pay to unlock the three-day trial period that will let you take a look inside baberotica.com's collection.

The most popular membership plan is the 30-day one, which costs $29.95. However, the non-recurring monthly plan comes at the price of $39.95. The longest plan unlocks this masturbation heaven for six months, and it comes with the price tag of $89.95 (a 50% discount was on at the time of this review). Baberotica.com supports payments via PayPal, credit card, and cryptocurrency.

For the price of one membership, you unlock all content on the baberotica.com network. The websites that you are gonna get access to are Baberotica VR, JapanHDV, TeenThais, Tenshigao, AvidolZ, and HD Access. I don't know how many videos and galleries the whole network has, and it doesn't matter. What's important that access to a whole network always promises daily updates and diversity. Cool shit!

What happens next!

Once you are done setting up your account, and you send the dough to the right address, you are gonna come back to the homepage, whip your dong out and start browsing. That's when you are gonna need categories. The first naughty thing that the page is gonna let you do is filter the content by the model ethnicity criteria.

When it comes to other, more standard porn categories, baberotica.com count a total of seventeen, mentioning stuff like fingering, anal, lingerie, lesbian, tattoo, hairy, big tits, and so on. Yet another way to filter the content on baberotica.com is to choose a model. Abella Danger, Alexis Fawx, and Emily Willis are some of the famous names I saw on the list, but the truth is that many models on baberotica.com are amateurs. Maybe not amateurs, but newbies. Pornstar wannabees. In any case, I have never wanked off to any of these unknown chicks.

This is one of those websites that hire semi-professional models in most cases and invite one of two famous bitches here and there to spice things up. Actually, the whole page has that mixed amateur and professional vibe, which is a turn-on for some and a huge turn-off for others. Baberotica.com does show model bios when models are famous and some basic info like measurements and cup size for the rest of the crew.

Final thoughts

No matter how you feel about masturbation videos, where cocks are nowhere to be seen, and everything comes down to pussy play, baberotica.com has managed to beat its competition, attract members and end up on my list. It means that it must be doing something right. For a website that focuses on a single niche, baberotica.com is pretty diverse. The models come in all shapes and sizes, which is always a good thing, and members unlock the whole baberotica network for the price of one membership. I think that spending a couple of bucks on a network is a fair deal.

I hate the colors, and I am more of a DP, spitting, gaping, drilling kind of guy, but I appreciate baberotica.com for its courage to stick to one theme. The chicks are looking good, and full 4K videos are a sight for sore eyes. Take this as a huge compliment coming from a guy who is used to top-notch smut! Visit baberotica.com. Go with the trial option! Do something about your dull life! Take your life into your own hands, even if it means masturbating to porn till the end of your days. The chicks on baberotica.com are not complaining!