MetArtX

Met Art X has some big, bold, all-caps text screaming at the top of their front page, “EXPLICIT FLAWLESS BEAUTY.” If you’re familiar at all with MetArt, the name and that three-word description should give you a pretty good idea of what you can expect here. MetArt usually tends to be pretty softcore stuff by any modern measure of obscenity, but tacking the X on the end lets you know this ain’t going to be your typical MetArt production. No, this one is going to be a bit more eXplicit, meaning it’ll probably appeal to even more of you hardened and depraved perverts.

That said, this ain’t a cum-drenched bukkake extravaganza, a lesbian fisting party or even your run-of-the-mill reality porn site full of “spontaneous” hookups that just happen to be caught on film. It's a little bit more highbrow than that, and honestly a lot cleaner in a handful of respects. MetArtX.com offers artful photography and videos of beautiful women masturbating. If you’ve ever whacked off to your mom’s fashion magazines and wished the girls were naked and diddling themselves, this might be just your jam. Let’s see what half a million monthly visitors are shaking their dicks at, shall we?

Putting the X in Met Art X

If you haven’t visited MetArt before, well, I get it. While the main site gets about 4 million visitors a month, nude photos just ain’t the draw they used to be before HD hardcore was the norm. If you’re into the stuff, though, they’re one of the most popular, decorated and respected sites still putting out the stuff. There are a fat handful of reasons they’ve long held the #1 slot on my list of Premium Porn Pictures Sites here at ThePornDude.

One of the defining features of both Met Art and Met Art X is the high-class arthouse vibe. They ain’t publishing social media fap fodder or anything resembling “amateur” porn, though many of the women would be classified as such. The lighting, the framing, the sets and the setups tend to look super polished, more like glamour photography than pornography. Hell, their work is so refined it even makes that classic Playboy stuff seem like amateur hour.

Another defining feature of MetArt is just how fucking soft it is. If you’ve seen it and never went back, it’s probably because it’s just naked girls, no fucking or sucking or other tomfoolery. MetArtX, by contrast, maintains that tasteful, artistic vibe, but the theme is beautiful women masturbating. It’s as sophisticated as the original, but noticeably more explicit. You can feel like a champagne room regular while jacking off at the library.

I’m serious about that. Even if you’re a total broke-ass bum and have no intention of paying for a premium MetArtX membership, you can watch three full-length flicks for free. Their free trial is legitimately free, unlike most similar-sounding offers you’ll find among paysites. There’s no credit card required, just an email address.

Some Girls You Know, Some You Don’t

MetArtX.com doesn’t have the high concentration of famous chicks you find on some of the big-name American sites, but they do feature more recognizable faces than other MetArt sites. It’s mostly hot Euro chicks, plus a healthy smattering of American video whores. I quickly spotted familiar sluts like Emily Willis, Mila Azul, Carolina Sweets, and Rebecca Volpetti.

Met Art X has even shot solo flicks with a few of the girls I’ve gotten to know over at PornDudeCasting. Anna Foxx has a couple videos on the site, and Gianna Dior is in four. When I tuned in for one of those front-page freebies I mentioned, the star turned out to be my friend Kylie Quinn.

The free previews give you a fantastic taste of what MetArtX.com is all about. Kylie’s 15-minute video opens with the young brunette smiling and posing for the camera in the sunshine while soft piano music plays in the background. Her outfit ain’t even slutty, but she still looks gorgeous even before she lifts her skirt and pulls out her tits. As with MetArt, MetArtX spends a lot of time just admiring the beauty of the female form, so Kylie doesn’t even start masturbating in earnest until maybe halfway through.

Though the music cuts out, replaced by Kylie’s exquisite moans, the film still manages to feel artier and less sleazy than your average pussy-fingering scene. I think a lot of that boils down to the framing, the slow panning and editing. Ultimately, it feels very intimate, letting us peek in and enjoy the babe as she enjoys herself.

Gucci Porn at Wal-Mart Prices

If you find the three free videos ain’t enough, the recurring monthly subscription is cheaper than most paysites. They’ve also got a non-recurring membership that’s more expensive than your typical premium porn site, but just set a reminder to cancel later and save yourself a twenty. There’s also a yearly plan for a hundo, which is a fair deal for what you get.

So let’s look at exactly what you get. For starters, there’s a fat archive of material they’ve been building since their first release in March 2016. As of this writing, the full Met Art X library contains 1270 female masturbation movies. Even if you fap your way through a few a day, that’d still keep you steadily cranking it for well over a year without watching the same scene twice.

On top of that, they’re dropping a new release every couple days. I’m usually happy if there’s at least one update per week on any site you pay for, but these guys do a lot better for less money. Runtimes are short, typically closer to ten minutes than twenty, but I’d say they make up for that in sheer volume. You’re not going to be aching for something else to watch, because there’s plenty.

You can do with those movies as you damn well please, too. Since the rise of OnlyFans, a lot of paysites have been moving towards a streaming-only format, but MetArtX still includes downloads with the membership. Given the focus and the volume, this would be a good site to help fill out the masturbation folder in your offline porn stash.

Watch Horny Girls and Play Along at Home

Mila Azul is one of the most popular models on Met Art X, with lots of videos popping to the top of the list if you sort by Top Rated, Most Viewed or Most Favorited. I think she’s got kind of a Belle Delphine sexiness but without the cosplay or the obnoxious ahegao shit, so I can see why she’s so popular around here. With that in mind, I pulled up one of her movies first thing once I got signed up and logged in.

She’s been shooting vids and galleries for the site since they first opened shop, and her total’s up to 33. They just released a new photoset of Mila a few weeks ago, though her most recent video is a few years old. Still, she looks beautiful spreading her pussy lips in the still for Tambor, so that’s where I began my official fap test.

The eleven-minute movie opens with Mila banging a small djembe drum, not necessarily in rhythm to the soft background music. She leans back one minute into the video with a smile and we see she’s wearing neither pants nor panties. She gyrates her hips a bit, flashes a knowing glimpse at the camera, and then puts the drum down to enjoy herself with both hands.

This video got to the skittle diddling a lot faster than the Kylie movie, but maybe Mila was just a little more eager to get to it. I can’t blame her, because I did the exact same thing, whipping my dick out and working it over as the camera zoomed in on Mila’s cooter, her fingers opening and closing the pink hole. I got some weird looks from the other Starbucks customers, but I’m used to it by this point.

MetArtX.com is a lot easier to recommend than regular ol’ MetArt, thanks to the increased level of explicitness. Is it the porn site for just any random fan of female masturbation? I’d say no, because it still hovers in that nebulous place between classy erotica and filthy smut. It swaps some of the hardcore vibes you find elsewhere for a sense of elegance, sensuality and luxury, ultimately delivering a product that will appeal to a certain subset of porn fans. Check out those full-length free previews and see what they do for you.