OtonaJP

I checked out Otona JP this morning, and now I feel like an international pervert. I guess that ain’t any different from a usual day here at ThePornDude, but there’s just something special about getting a delivery from the other side of world, opening the box and then fucking the prize inside. No, this ain’t a mail-order bride emporium, but arguably something even better than that: an Asian sex toy shop the weebs are going to go absolutely nuts for. This ain’t the usual Western selection of dildos, butt plugs and Fleshlights, that’s for sure.

OtonaJP.com is an online adult toy store specializing in Onaholes and other kinky Japanese products. They’ve been in business for years, peddling their sensual goods to otaku deviates around the world. They’re pretty fucking popular, too, with close to half a million visitors every month. A joint like this is sure to get some rubberneckers who are more curious than they are horny, thanks to the unusual selection of wares, but something tells me these fuck-holes are right up your alley. Let’s take a closer look and see what all they have to offer.

WTF Is an Onahole?

Otona JP calls itself “Your No.1 destination for Onaholes, Adult Toys and everything Kinky from Japan.” The Onaholes are obviously a big seller here, but I know a lot of American masturbators ain’t necessarily familiar with the term. They’ve clearly anticipated this, because there’s a link near the top of the front page where you can “Learn all about Onaholes and discover the secret why they are so so popular worldwide!” It’s kind of funny they dedicate a whole page to explain it, because Onaholes are just another name for pocket pussies, fap sleeves, male masturbator, or whatever you want to call them.

Since this is their specialty, it makes sense that they’ve got a whole wide-ass range of Onaholes. As soon as you hit the front page of OtanaJP.com, you’re going to see fuckable artificial vaginas based on hentai characters, Japanese AV idols and pornstars. Some are remarkably realistic, with all the nooks and crannies you expect from a twat, while others are simple round holes in simple silicone cylinders. If you’re looking to simulate something other than vaginal sex, look no further than the Onaholes shaped like assholes and mouths.

One of the featured products on Otona JP right now is a Demon Slayer parody blowjob Onahole called Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs. The box art shows a hungry, horny anime vampire girl, with illustrations of the sharp-toothed, stretchy-tongued product on the back. There’s even a photo of somebody stretching out the lips to expose the fangs inside. Otona JP lets users leave reviews and star ratings, and customers are a little torn on this one. For thirty bucks, people seem to love it or hate it, and the teeth seem to be the most disappointing element. I’m absolutely shocked that a pair of menacing chompers doesn’t improve the quality of a pretend BJ.

If you like your holes to come with a little more meat attached, OtonaJP also has a range of hips and scaled torso onaholes. Again, you’ll be looking at products based on AV stars and anime, but with more silicone to hold onto while you’re banging away and bothering the neighbors. These are naturally a bit more expensive, but you get what you paid for.

Finally, the Onaholes section rounds out with a few dozen Tenga products. Tenga makes some of the most popular Japanese male masturbators, so you’ve probably seen them in other sex toy shops. The big difference between buying your Tenga gadgets on OtonaJP.com versus a place like Amazon or an American porn store is in the selection. Since Otona JP is shipping straight out of JP, they have a wider selection than the usual Spinners and Flips you find elsewhere. The common complaint about Tenga is that other brands make comparable products for lower prices, but for my money, they’re always a safe bet. I’m on my third Spinner, which I like better than their 3D series.

What Else Besides the Fake Fuck Holes?

After I checked out Otona JP’s selection of their prime product, I went looking to see what else they had. Their Breast Toys section offers up 40 different pairs of fake boobs modeled after real girls like Anzai Rara and fake girls like Kiwami Namachichi. The prices are all over the place, with a set of Pururun Oppai Drop hentai boobs for your mousepad running $44, while a pair of Super Real Boobs goes for five hundo. If you like ‘em huge, check out the Kongari Oppai Chichiyaketa, which weigh in at a hefty 4900 grams.

The Smell/Used Fetish section was interesting. I’ve got a whole list of sites here at ThePornDude where you can Buy Used Panties, but this is something different. I’m not sure if there are any real used panties here, but there are various bottled scents of armpits, pussies and feet. There’s also a Mamma’s And My Used Underwear set, letting you “Enjoy and compare the scent of both ripe and experienced women as well as young 18+ girls” It’s unclear if the aromas come from actual humans.

I figured their Love Dolls/Pillows section would be heaven for weebs and weebs alone, but it turns out they have stuff for pervs who prefer humans over hentai, too. They do have a big-ass selection of waifu pillow covers for under twenty bucks a pop, but I was more interested in the realistic fake human bodies. Then again, if the sex dolls on sites like RealDoll are too realistic for you, OtonaJP’s got a lot of anime-looking artificial bitches for you to hump when you’re home alone.

The Cosplay/Lingerie section is broken down into For Him and For Her aisles, but it looks like both list the same basic set of products. Either way, it’s worth a look if your usual costume shops don’t have the weeaboo stuff you’re looking. There are camel toe cups, jumper skirts and beach volleyball uniforms with sexy anime chicks on the packaging. A lot of them say “One size fits all,” but I’m not sure they accounted for all the grotesquely obese neckbeards living in their mom’s basements.

There’s a selection of Adult Video, but honestly, it’s so small that you’re better off with a shop that specializes in the material. The same could be said about their adult video games catalog, which is just a paltry 9 DVD-PG games. They’ll play in a DVD player, but at forty to sixty bucks each, they probably won’t give you the kind of bang for your buck you’d get from a site like Nutaku. (Check out my site BestPornGames if you’re a porn game fanatic who just can’t get enough, or if you just need something fresh to play with your free hand during your lunch break fap session.)

Worldwide Shipping and Freebies, Too

By the time I’d finished perusing OtonaJP.com, I was lusting after more than a handful of those Onaholes, disembodied sex torsos and perfumes scented like an 18+ schoolgirl’s taint. Considering they’re coming straight from Japan, the prices are really fucking reasonable, too. Shipping price is based on weight, and they offer worldwide shipping direct from the Land of the Rising Sun. You can get an overseas package on the very same day you lose your virginity to a princess waifu pillow.

On top of that, they’re also giving out a free NPG Onahole Dry Stick with every order. In case you’re wondering, it’s a reusable tampon-looking thing that you stuff into your Onahole after using it to dry it out faster. I didn’t realize this even existed and had been using balled-up paper towels, but this seems like a more elegant and environmentally friendly solution. I always appreciate a free gift, especially when it makes masturbation more convenient.

Perhaps that’s what makes OtonaJP.com so damn popular: they make masturbation more convenient, and also more fun. I was ready to recommend the site to hentai nerds and other unkempt Redditors, but after taking a deep dive, I can say the shop offers products that will appeal to an even wider range of masturbators. Yeah, they’ve got a bunch of kinky anime-based sex toys, but there are also Onaholes and sex dolls based on pornstars and AV idols, not to mention all the general-purpose sex lubes and lotions you expect from an adult toy store. The prices are comparable to what you’d pay stateside, even factoring in shipping, so go ahead and treat yourself.