PornEZ

PornEZ makes Porn EZ, at least if the name is to be believed. As a modern man, I don’t expect anything less than instant delivery of hardcore porn, ideally straight to my eyeballs. It wasn’t all too long ago that masturbators had to get their kicks from the top row of magazines at the corner store, or maybe a trip to the musky smelling porn shop in the sketchy part of town. These days, a good tube will serve up some good porn while you sit on the toilet at work. Anything more complicated than that is for old folks who never figured out the internet.

You’ve got it figured out, though, don’t you? You know enough to come visit your old pal ThePornDude when you’re curious if a free tube or paysite is worth washing out the Fleshlight for. I am the world’s most respected pornography scholar and masturbatory professional, and I’m always happy to share my knowledge. Today, I’m going to take an educational trip to PornEZ.net, a free tube full of full-length fuck flicks samples. It’s a simple gimmick, but one strong enough to pull an easy twenty million visitors a month, which today includes yours truly.

Putting the EZ in PornEZ

I spent a good half hour trying to figure out how to pronounce PornEZ, probably because the edible kicked in before the Viagra. Honestly, I don’t know that’s a play on “Porn Easy. It’s just Pornez.net, but whatever; in my head, I’m still saying it how it rolls off my tongue.

I get the feeling they ain’t overly concerned with the branding element, because they’re getting plenty of traffic. Twenty mil ain’t chump change, though it is just a tiny fraction of what XVideos gets. I mention XVideos because PornEZ looks almost exactly like it. It’s basically a clone. If I was illiterate, I might think it was the exact same site.

There are some giveaways that it ain’t just a straight-up copy of XVideos, though. For one thing, there’s a little bit less clutter on the page. More importantly, all the videos out front are long. They’re typically at least half an hour, with plenty of examples running into the hundreds of minutes. XVideos gives you a hodgepodge of short sample scenes and amateur clips, but Pornez is all about full porno movies. This is the kind of place where you can settle in for a nice, long fap. Order a Venti so you don’t get kicked out of Starbucks right away.

Even before I’d left the front page, it was obvious that Pornez.net stocks a wide range of adult material. The top row featured a redhead getting butt fucked, a brunette blowing her stepbrother, and a MMF threesome with a hot MILF. Other recent additions to the stash include fitness girl fucking, cosplay porno, amateur castings, hardcore bondage sex, anal with gaping and rimming, and a big Japanese lesbian orgy.

I didn’t even have to scroll halfway down the page to find all those scenes I mentioned in the last paragraph. The size and scale of this place is fucking ridiculous, with a catalog stretching way off into the distance at over 183,000 whole-ass porno movies samples. Even if they were short clips, it’d take forever to fap your way through the whole pile. I’m not sure if I have enough lube for this job.

Hey, I Know These Girls!

Full-length porno movies samples don’t come out of thin air. They don’t typically come from amateurs, either, as you’ve probably noticed from the shaky 45-second BJ clips you find on the homemade porn tubes. No, the long movies come from studios who can put a few bucks into the production. Professional talent and real cameras go a long way in making a good porno, even when you’re working with amateur models.

That’s why Pornez has content from a ton of big-name studios, producers and paysites. I didn’t have to leave the front page before I found films from Digital Playground, Brazzers, Reality Kings, MILFed, WoodmanCastingX, Naughty America and Babes. I typed PornDudeCasting into the search bar and found videos of myself banging women like Slimthick Vic, Gia Derza and Gianna Dior. They even have the movie I dropped last week starring the beautiful Bunny Madison on my dick.

One of the perks of watching professionally shot porno movies is that you get to watch a lot of professionals at work. Naturally, PornEZ.net has an absolute fucking shit ton of pornstars and sexy amateurs. There’s no central index of them like a lot of sites have, but the number’s got to be in the tens of thousands of video whores.

Who do you like to watch when you’re pulling the pud? There are recently added scenes starring women like Penny Pax, Ariella Ferrera and Abella Danger. Watch Bunny Colby seduce a dude, Lana Rhoades fucking her girlfriend, Lily Lou taking it up the ass, or Angel Youngs getting her beautiful jugs fucked. Not to brag, but I banged those last two girls, too!

It’s such a fantastic collection of studios, pornos and genres that I’m a little disappointed there aren’t more ways to browse the collection. The entire stash is presented as one monolithic pile, without a Pornstars page, a Studios index, or a master Tags list. The videos are well tagged, so the search engine works just fine to pinpoint your ideal masturbatory content, but it would be nice to see some alternate ways of digging through the mountain.

Fapping Along to PornEZ

PornEZ.net’s collection is so big and wide ranging that I wasn’t sure exactly where to start my fap test. Should I go with one of the front-page threesomes, bondage bangs or taboouous MILF epics, or should I dig in for something a little kinkier? Perhaps some goth bukkake, emo pissing or cosplay fisting? Anything I typed into the search bar brought back a ton of results, so the possibilities seemed endless.

Ultimately, I decided to just click the innocuous link at the top, labeled simply Alina Bell. I figured it would bring me to a collection of Alina Bell movies, but instead it pulled up a 12-minute video from MetArt. If you’re familiar with the site or have seen my review, you know it’s a softer erotic photo site, but I can see why Pornez recommended the vid. This chick Alina looks sexy as hell as she does a little striptease and then poses on a bed. She touches herself lightly, but it’s not really a masturbation scene. You can definitely masturbate to it, though.

Beneath the video were a bunch of related ones, including a handful with Alina Lopez. I’ve been a fan of this Alina for a while, so I was eager to pull up a Blacked Raw scene I saw listed. Forty-three minutes later, I found myself exhausted and sticky, with the Uber driver telling me to get the fuck out of his car before he calls the police.

One of the things that really surprised me about Pornez was the spam situation. On sites where they have full movies, I often expect to be hit with the full power of the spam cannon. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam at all. I just reviewed another free tube today that didn’t have nearly as much content, but did have a lot more spam. It makes my spam-free Pornez fap session feel like even more of a victory.

Yeah, twenty million visitors a month makes a lot of sense, and I bet that number goes even higher. PornEZ.net is easily one of the biggest free libraries of full-length porno movies samples I’ve seen in a while, and the whole thing is presented in a clean, convenient and very familiar format. There’s nothing getting between you and all those dirty movies, so I’m not sure why you’re still reading this. Click the link and check it out for yourself.